Gurnam Thistle 🌿 🪄
@juche.bsky.social
34 | she/any 🇧🇦 | class of 2009 | magick meat skeleton who hasn't had any's coffee yet | u will have to pry the coffee from my dead hands b4 i stop defending chuck wendig 🔮
Just summoned the great Respectable beast Ragelimon to my chambers and turns out he's 5'8 plus he left a slime trail and foul stench that rendered my soul helpless and barren. This fucking sucks never doing ths shit again
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November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Just summoned the great Respectable beast Ragelimon to my chambers and turns out he's 5'8 plus he left a slime trail and foul stench that rendered my soul helpless and barren. This fucking sucks never doing ths shit again
In the studio. Big things coming soon.
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October 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
In the studio. Big things coming soon.
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this is a zero tolerance anti- Harry potter account. I'm not even kidding at this point. genuinely. stop associating with the franchise in any and all ways or get the fuck out of my replies
September 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
this is a zero tolerance anti- Harry potter account. I'm not even kidding at this point. genuinely. stop associating with the franchise in any and all ways or get the fuck out of my replies
you come back after 5 months to point this out girl you're reheating old nachos 🙄🙄🙄
ratio’d btw 🤣🤣🤣
SHUT UP!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD
September 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
you come back after 5 months to point this out girl you're reheating old nachos 🙄🙄🙄
September 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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So far the scariest thing about @chuckwendig.bsky.social 's The Staircase in the Woods is his accurate descriptions of aspects of OCD and related conditions very few sufferers would talk about, and I'm sorry that he somehow acquired this knowledge.
July 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So far the scariest thing about @chuckwendig.bsky.social 's The Staircase in the Woods is his accurate descriptions of aspects of OCD and related conditions very few sufferers would talk about, and I'm sorry that he somehow acquired this knowledge.
Just got an email from the McLease department and I'm not eligible to become a McTenant because I make below minimum wage.
Please Venmo GurnamThind13
Please Venmo GurnamThind13
Sooo I just found out I was let go from my polycule because I unfollowed my primary partner on LinkedIn and they're making me sign the lease termination over Bluesky DMs. I'm getting kicked out and moving into a flat above the McDonald's which is my new landlord.
This freaking sucks man
This freaking sucks man
July 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Just got an email from the McLease department and I'm not eligible to become a McTenant because I make below minimum wage.
Please Venmo GurnamThind13
Please Venmo GurnamThind13
Sooo I just found out I was let go from my polycule because I unfollowed my primary partner on LinkedIn and they're making me sign the lease termination over Bluesky DMs. I'm getting kicked out and moving into a flat above the McDonald's which is my new landlord.
This freaking sucks man
This freaking sucks man
July 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Sooo I just found out I was let go from my polycule because I unfollowed my primary partner on LinkedIn and they're making me sign the lease termination over Bluesky DMs. I'm getting kicked out and moving into a flat above the McDonald's which is my new landlord.
This freaking sucks man
This freaking sucks man
okay i guess everything i've ever posted on here sucks whatever idc i have real friends who know me and appreciate my humor im out
April 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
okay i guess everything i've ever posted on here sucks whatever idc i have real friends who know me and appreciate my humor im out
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imagine coming back FIVE months after you last skeeted on here to post some schizo rubbish. sad!
SHUT UP!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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April 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
imagine coming back FIVE months after you last skeeted on here to post some schizo rubbish. sad!
SHUT UP!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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April 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
SHUT UP!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD
This is a problem! :) Any chance you'll venture into custom birthday greetings in the future? I have at least 3 friends who would greatly appreciate this! @chuckwendig.bsky.social
October 29, 2024 at 3:35 PM
This is a problem! :) Any chance you'll venture into custom birthday greetings in the future? I have at least 3 friends who would greatly appreciate this! @chuckwendig.bsky.social
There's nothing as painful as the silence that follows shooting your shot and missing... sigh...
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September 20, 2024 at 11:20 AM
There's nothing as painful as the silence that follows shooting your shot and missing... sigh...
This took longer than I wanted, but holy hell. Black River Orchard is NOT your friendly neighborhood apple harvest. @chuckwendig.bsky.social gets under your skin with sharp, jagged prose and messy (but witty, make no mistake) characters that will blow your mind even before you've had your coffee!
September 18, 2024 at 7:29 PM
This took longer than I wanted, but holy hell. Black River Orchard is NOT your friendly neighborhood apple harvest. @chuckwendig.bsky.social gets under your skin with sharp, jagged prose and messy (but witty, make no mistake) characters that will blow your mind even before you've had your coffee!
*le sigh* life is so not fair....
September 13, 2024 at 10:56 AM
*le sigh* life is so not fair....
@chuckwendig.bsky.social Hi Chuck! I was blocked by you on the hell app Twitter years ago because I said some pretty nasty stuff back then. I have actually read some of your novels since then and was moved by the care and badassery you put into your stories 😎 (and strong female characters) Godspeed!
September 12, 2024 at 7:46 PM
@chuckwendig.bsky.social Hi Chuck! I was blocked by you on the hell app Twitter years ago because I said some pretty nasty stuff back then. I have actually read some of your novels since then and was moved by the care and badassery you put into your stories 😎 (and strong female characters) Godspeed!
still waiting
is the un general assembly on here?
July 4, 2024 at 10:17 AM
still waiting
can we make this app a thing now please? i can post beautiful uplifting gifs again
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July 4, 2024 at 10:16 AM
can we make this app a thing now please? i can post beautiful uplifting gifs again
is rage baiting a thing here yet?
if a man is shorter than me (5'4) he's a woman.. how about that?
if a man is shorter than me (5'4) he's a woman.. how about that?
February 11, 2024 at 9:20 AM
is rage baiting a thing here yet?
if a man is shorter than me (5'4) he's a woman.. how about that?
if a man is shorter than me (5'4) he's a woman.. how about that?