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Gallo Machisimo
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Dog lover, motorcycle enthusiast, tech geek, long suffering Bears fan
So it seems even a short visit with JD Vance is enough to remove your will to live
April 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Can you really claim to be a TEXAS Roadhouse with beans in the chili?
April 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Canada is potentially about to elect a Prime Minister with a PhD in economics from Oxford, Mexico elected someone with a degree in physics and a PhD in energy engineering…

Meanwhile, America elected a barely sentient orange turnip.

Any Questions?!
March 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
If you think someone is insulting you or propositioning you, it could be that they are just speaking Turkish...

www.economist.com/europe/2025/...
President Erdogan jails his rival, and endangers Turkey’s democracy
Ekrem Imamoglu’s supporters have chosen him to run anyway
www.economist.com
March 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Trump wants to annex Canada because, as a convicted felon, he can’t go there any other way.
Marco Rubio in Canada: "The president has made his argument as to why he thinks Canada would be better off joining the United States."
March 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Like the rest, Toady Tod Young will learn hard way that kissing Trumps ass doesn't get you anything but disgusting breath.
fox59.com/news/politic...
Indiana Congressmen react to President Trump’s call to ‘get rid of’ the CHIPS and Science Act
WASHINGTON, D.C.– During his State of the Union on Tuesday, President Donald Trump called on Congress to “get rid of” the CHIPS and Science Act — a move that caught several lawmakers on both …
fox59.com
March 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
In case there was any doubt which side we're now on.
March 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Bengay, Depends, and Musk, both the cologne and the man.
Describe the odor of this sweaty picture
March 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Just in case you thought for a split second that I couldn't get any more bizarre
Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.
February 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
If they are going to purge military leadership and replace them with the MAGA faithful, I hope they are doing the same with front line troops. If they are going to put lives at risk for the whims of the Con-Mander in Chief, at least let the true believers bear the weight.
February 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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When Trump was sworn in, Elon Musk's corporations were under more than 32 investigations conducted by at least 11 federal agencies.

Most of the cases are now closed or likely to be closed soon, and the federal agencies are being defanged by DOGE.

Funny how that works, huh?
February 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
When it comes to government or pseudo government officials having a conflict of interest, ignorance solves problems.

If you can't see them, they can't see you.
February 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
If Drake has a heart attack, this may well be what kills him. 😂
February 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Having to fight Elon Musk at DOGE before we’ve even battled Trump feels like having to defeat the forces of Saruman first at Helm’s Deep.
February 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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A judge ordered the naming rights of the extremist group the Proud Boys be given to the Metropolitan African Methodist Episcopal Church in Washington, D.C.
Historic Black church given 'Proud Boys' trademark calls for stand against hate
A judge ordered the naming rights of the extremist group the Proud Boys be given to the Metropolitan African Methodist Episcopal Church in Washington, D.C.
www.npr.org
February 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Definitely didn't have "Make All Gaza America" on my bingo card...
February 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Rules for thee, not for me, apparently.
February 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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I don't know about you, but I'm getting really tired of these DEI hires. Donald, Everyday Idiot.
January 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
Donnie's horn he always toots ,billionaire Nazi salute
He's not for you, he's not for me, Zuckerberg on bended knee.
January 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I think I picked the wrong week to visit family in the Northwoods.
January 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
January 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
It's better to be a nut than a wiener. About $9,400/year better apparently, based on the salaries.
fortune.com/2025/01/13/p...
Planters will pay you $45,000 a year—plus health benefits, travel expenses and a 401(k)—to drive the NUTmobile around the country
Thinking of applying? Hey, go nuts!
fortune.com
January 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM