Gabracadaver
banner
gabracadaver.bsky.social
Gabracadaver
@gabracadaver.bsky.social
Reposted by Gabracadaver
October 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Reposted by Gabracadaver
Hey, you idiotic propagandists at the New York Post:

God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.
October 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Reposted by Gabracadaver
October 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Reposted by Gabracadaver
October 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Reposted by Gabracadaver
August 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Reposted by Gabracadaver
“Let my people goth.” - Emoses
April 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Reposted by Gabracadaver
This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid
March 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Reposted by Gabracadaver
They want 1939 Germany,
Let’s give them 1789 France.
February 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Reposted by Gabracadaver
this is such a great idea 👇👇👇
If I had a band or a label, I would do a punk cover of "No More Kings" from Schoolhouse Rock. And then I would gather a bunch of people to write a whole album of next-generation Schoolhouse Rock songs, with songs about Social Security and Medicaid and NOAA. I am not kidding in the least.
SchoolHouse Rock - No More Kings
YouTube video by tennesseejed93
www.youtube.com
February 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Reposted by Gabracadaver
Math is hard
February 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Reposted by Gabracadaver
Yeah I know people say anxiety is bad, but mine has just been collecting all the possible things that can go wrong so far. Once it has an exhaustive catalog of every possible mishap, it’ll move on to suggesting solutions and then you better watch out.
February 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Can the waste identify ITSELF? 🗑️
Interesting data in light of current events. More about welfare queen Elon Musk: www.profgalloway.com/elon-musk-we...
February 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Reposted by Gabracadaver
February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Reposted by Gabracadaver
Was gonna make a joke about a cybertruck driver's kid asking their dad to drop them off a block away from school so their friends don't see them in it but then I remembered they wouldn't be allowed custody
February 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Reposted by Gabracadaver
February 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Reposted by Gabracadaver
February 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
A high income low life with a starving ego. Desperate and sad.
The Twitter brigades have been out in force on Reddit lately. #webcomics
February 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
💯 doing this
My 90 year old grandmother amended her will instructing us that when she passes she wants ouija boards given to all of the guests at her funeral with a card that says, “Let's keep in touch."
February 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Reposted by Gabracadaver
Normal isn't coming back.
February 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Reposted by Gabracadaver
yyyyyeah maybe we shouldn’t just “relax”
Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including:
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth
January 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Reposted by Gabracadaver
January 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM