Janet Lynn 🐕
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
granted, a north-facing bedroom is VERY MUCH my dream scenario (about to move from a south-facer to a west-facer, will never know cold again), but NEUTRALS? get fucked, paint
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
granted, a north-facing bedroom is VERY MUCH my dream scenario (about to move from a south-facer to a west-facer, will never know cold again), but NEUTRALS? get fucked, paint
i understand why the algorithms are advertising paint companies to me, but at what point have i ever given off the vibe of "i'm looking for the perfect neutral for my north-facing room"?
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
i understand why the algorithms are advertising paint companies to me, but at what point have i ever given off the vibe of "i'm looking for the perfect neutral for my north-facing room"?
i did not sleep well last night and i am now unbelievably tired, looking forward to also not sleeping well tonight 👍🏻😴👍🏻
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i did not sleep well last night and i am now unbelievably tired, looking forward to also not sleeping well tonight 👍🏻😴👍🏻
i do enjoy untangling puzzles and mysteries in the workplace, but i do increasingly need to take a little break afterwards to reset my brain 😅
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
i do enjoy untangling puzzles and mysteries in the workplace, but i do increasingly need to take a little break afterwards to reset my brain 😅
the biggest impact that the good place had on me personally is that i can simply never remember the true name of the other hemsworth, because we spent all of westworld referring to him as larry
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
the biggest impact that the good place had on me personally is that i can simply never remember the true name of the other hemsworth, because we spent all of westworld referring to him as larry
i don't WANT to finish moving house, i want to cosy up and play what remains of edith finch :(
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
i don't WANT to finish moving house, i want to cosy up and play what remains of edith finch :(
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There is no winning. Read a book in public, you get accused of being performative. Don't read a book in public, Joyce Carol Oates says you are a human shell with no inner life. 😞
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
There is no winning. Read a book in public, you get accused of being performative. Don't read a book in public, Joyce Carol Oates says you are a human shell with no inner life. 😞
ALAS
it is time to start packing my humble-by-many-standards-except-when-it's-time-to-move-house library into tote bags again
😭😭😭😭😭
it is time to start packing my humble-by-many-standards-except-when-it's-time-to-move-house library into tote bags again
😭😭😭😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ALAS
it is time to start packing my humble-by-many-standards-except-when-it's-time-to-move-house library into tote bags again
😭😭😭😭😭
it is time to start packing my humble-by-many-standards-except-when-it's-time-to-move-house library into tote bags again
😭😭😭😭😭
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
yes, early sunset makes it feel like the day is over when it's barely begun, but as someone who's diligently protecting a colour tattoo from the sun's uv rays, it's nice to be able to take my running sleeve off
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
yes, early sunset makes it feel like the day is over when it's barely begun, but as someone who's diligently protecting a colour tattoo from the sun's uv rays, it's nice to be able to take my running sleeve off
fun for a character to be accused of hating vegans when the actor is in fact very openly vegan #ShowStopTweets
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
fun for a character to be accused of hating vegans when the actor is in fact very openly vegan #ShowStopTweets
nervous on behalf of the tesla driver who clearly has parking sensors and cameras yet took roughly three days to park the car. my car doesn't even have electric windows, and i parked it in twenty seconds through sheer skill. what i'm saying is that no one knows how to drive anymore (except me!)
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM
nervous on behalf of the tesla driver who clearly has parking sensors and cameras yet took roughly three days to park the car. my car doesn't even have electric windows, and i parked it in twenty seconds through sheer skill. what i'm saying is that no one knows how to drive anymore (except me!)
please could someone tell all the tv critics reviewing death by lightning that theatre kids ABSOLUTELY know who charles guiteau was, actually
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
please could someone tell all the tv critics reviewing death by lightning that theatre kids ABSOLUTELY know who charles guiteau was, actually
Big Dog Johnny Thin Rose #IntervalTweets
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Big Dog Johnny Thin Rose #IntervalTweets
my boss went to swindon and literally no one knows if he's coming back today 😅
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
my boss went to swindon and literally no one knows if he's coming back today 😅
Six hours or seventy minutes, these are the only acceptable play lengths, all the "two hour forty including interval" traditionalists are fucking cowards
dear playwright, why is your play six hours?
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Six hours or seventy minutes, these are the only acceptable play lengths, all the "two hour forty including interval" traditionalists are fucking cowards
rsc announce the full barbican twelfth night cast challenge (i've done some digging and i'm pretty sure it'll be worth my time but it would still be nice to have confirmation)
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
rsc announce the full barbican twelfth night cast challenge (i've done some digging and i'm pretty sure it'll be worth my time but it would still be nice to have confirmation)
okay, might be time to think about putting the heating on.....
November 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
okay, might be time to think about putting the heating on.....
Not quite the same exquisite high-brow/low-brow combo, but Tobey Maguire will ALWAYS be the lovelorn ghost from Eerie Indiana to me
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Not quite the same exquisite high-brow/low-brow combo, but Tobey Maguire will ALWAYS be the lovelorn ghost from Eerie Indiana to me
we are still living in the old house but we have taken my bedroom rug over to the new house and now i have no soft flooring in my bedroom for my feet to land on
November 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
we are still living in the old house but we have taken my bedroom rug over to the new house and now i have no soft flooring in my bedroom for my feet to land on
arcadia tickets acquired, for anyone who may have been concerned
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
arcadia tickets acquired, for anyone who may have been concerned
oh fun, the old vic ticketing system doesn't realise the clocks have changed 🙄
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
oh fun, the old vic ticketing system doesn't realise the clocks have changed 🙄
((AT LEAST IT'S NOT THE ROYAL COURT SEASON, IF THE POWER GOES OUT ON RC BOOKING DAY THEN I'M PULLING AN "oh well i wasn't feeling great actually, this is the universe telling me i was too poorly to come in after all, see you all tomorrow i guess"))
October 31, 2025 at 11:24 AM
((AT LEAST IT'S NOT THE ROYAL COURT SEASON, IF THE POWER GOES OUT ON RC BOOKING DAY THEN I'M PULLING AN "oh well i wasn't feeling great actually, this is the universe telling me i was too poorly to come in after all, see you all tomorrow i guess"))