alex furlin
@furlin.bsky.social
the twitter user formerly known as thefurlinator • headlines @ the onion
really enjoying the absolute lack of brands on bluesky and will continue to enjoy it for the 3 weeks it lasts
July 4, 2023 at 9:44 PM
really enjoying the absolute lack of brands on bluesky and will continue to enjoy it for the 3 weeks it lasts
single as a pringle, poly as a jolly (rancher)
July 3, 2023 at 11:07 PM
single as a pringle, poly as a jolly (rancher)
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getting hot outside and weird, salty particles of water keep coming out of my face? I really am 30 omg…
July 3, 2023 at 11:06 PM
getting hot outside and weird, salty particles of water keep coming out of my face? I really am 30 omg…
damn I took a video perfectly encapsulating how fucked twitter is but you can’t even upload videos to bluesky 🥲
July 1, 2023 at 4:02 PM
damn I took a video perfectly encapsulating how fucked twitter is but you can’t even upload videos to bluesky 🥲
the real question is where are the NBA related accounts on bluesky
July 1, 2023 at 3:57 PM
the real question is where are the NBA related accounts on bluesky
“Rate limit exceeded” is also what I say when my girl wants to go for round 2 but it’s too soon and I can’t get hard again
July 1, 2023 at 3:41 PM
“Rate limit exceeded” is also what I say when my girl wants to go for round 2 but it’s too soon and I can’t get hard again
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about a week ago i saw someone use the phrase "whoa is me" as an unintentional replacement for "woe is me" and it's incredible. i'm "whoa is me" about "whoa is me"
July 1, 2023 at 3:00 PM
about a week ago i saw someone use the phrase "whoa is me" as an unintentional replacement for "woe is me" and it's incredible. i'm "whoa is me" about "whoa is me"
A world without Twitter?
July 1, 2023 at 3:38 PM
A world without Twitter?
What Elon did to twitter is like taking a magnifying glass to an ant, watching it burn to death in agony, and then being shocked the magnifying glass didn’t make the ant bigger
July 1, 2023 at 3:35 PM
What Elon did to twitter is like taking a magnifying glass to an ant, watching it burn to death in agony, and then being shocked the magnifying glass didn’t make the ant bigger
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Twitter comments are broken. All the bluecheck reply guys are instead forced to text angry messages at their estranged children
July 1, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Twitter comments are broken. All the bluecheck reply guys are instead forced to text angry messages at their estranged children
Taking to bluesky to complain about being fired from the Marianne Williamson campaign lol. What an insane 2 months
June 13, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Taking to bluesky to complain about being fired from the Marianne Williamson campaign lol. What an insane 2 months
finally, now the party can start 😎
May 18, 2023 at 1:12 AM
finally, now the party can start 😎