Funsize Daddy
@funsizedaddy.bsky.social
NSFW * NSFW *NSFW (that means i show my junk)
5'4.
Kinsey 7
Los Angeles
Free Palestine
Please don't ask me for money
18+ For fuck's sake, mom, do not scroll down
I don't do this for money, just attention.
5'4.
Kinsey 7
Los Angeles
Free Palestine
Please don't ask me for money
18+ For fuck's sake, mom, do not scroll down
I don't do this for money, just attention.
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Funsize Daddy
@funsizedaddy.bsky.social
· Mar 30
1. Thank you for interacting with my skeets.
2. Please label your adult content.
3. Please don’t lift any of my content.
4. Don’t reply to my skeets with your own adult content.
5. Don’t quote tweet me in a negative way. If you don’t like something move on
6. Be kind and treat others with respect.
2. Please label your adult content.
3. Please don’t lift any of my content.
4. Don’t reply to my skeets with your own adult content.
5. Don’t quote tweet me in a negative way. If you don’t like something move on
6. Be kind and treat others with respect.
after reading the first third of the Heated Rivalry book i can confidently say that @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social is a better gay man than i am. fuck all the noise about authenticity. i was wrong.
December 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
after reading the first third of the Heated Rivalry book i can confidently say that @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social is a better gay man than i am. fuck all the noise about authenticity. i was wrong.
Post a Random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
December 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Post a Random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
dude on equipment next to me, who also has all his belongings strewn around him as pictured, reeeeeeeks of garlic. the gym is busy and i can't find a non garlic-y location
December 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
dude on equipment next to me, who also has all his belongings strewn around him as pictured, reeeeeeeks of garlic. the gym is busy and i can't find a non garlic-y location
kinda need a Scott Hunter hockey jersey to show what team i play for
December 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
kinda need a Scott Hunter hockey jersey to show what team i play for
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Papa Smurf after picking up his prescription
December 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Papa Smurf after picking up his prescription
my mother is flying in and i'm so ready to be criticized for everything i say, do, have done, and will do for the next couple of days. Merry Christmas! 🎄🎅🏼🦌
December 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
my mother is flying in and i'm so ready to be criticized for everything i say, do, have done, and will do for the next couple of days. Merry Christmas! 🎄🎅🏼🦌
look... i'm tryin'
i have tiny genetics to work with
i have tiny genetics to work with
December 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
look... i'm tryin'
i have tiny genetics to work with
i have tiny genetics to work with
i love Kip for the short king representation but i would also fuck him and be fucked by him until judgement day - without breaks.
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
i love Kip for the short king representation but i would also fuck him and be fucked by him until judgement day - without breaks.
i posted everywhere else. might as well seek attention here too ❤️
December 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
i posted everywhere else. might as well seek attention here too ❤️
All I Want For Christmas is more of Scott and Kip. Give them their own series.
December 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
All I Want For Christmas is more of Scott and Kip. Give them their own series.
i'm not crying.. you're crying!
December 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
i'm not crying.. you're crying!
it's tuesday somewhere so here's tits n tummy for #tiddytuesday & #tummytuesday
December 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
it's tuesday somewhere so here's tits n tummy for #tiddytuesday & #tummytuesday
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
i'm one of those people who dislikes christmas. there's a weird combo of missing my family and being glad i am not with my family. the stress of having to buy presents and prep the house and being out of my normal routine. i dislike cold weather and suffer from seasonal affective. there's so much
December 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i'm one of those people who dislikes christmas. there's a weird combo of missing my family and being glad i am not with my family. the stress of having to buy presents and prep the house and being out of my normal routine. i dislike cold weather and suffer from seasonal affective. there's so much
one of my favorite moments of the weekend was high-fiving the guy booing the DJ at Motherlode in WeHo for playing her then joining him as he chanted "Fuck Nicki Minaj"
these robotic DJs need to keep up with what's going on instead of robotically playing the same slop every night
these robotic DJs need to keep up with what's going on instead of robotically playing the same slop every night
Nicki Minaj got one of the craziest fall offs of all time
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
one of my favorite moments of the weekend was high-fiving the guy booing the DJ at Motherlode in WeHo for playing her then joining him as he chanted "Fuck Nicki Minaj"
these robotic DJs need to keep up with what's going on instead of robotically playing the same slop every night
these robotic DJs need to keep up with what's going on instead of robotically playing the same slop every night
I love The Sims. I built a whole city full of gay families. They're all rich (3 have jobs), poly, and the gym is clothing optional. all they do is fuck and work out - just like West Hollywood.
my problem is that when I open the game, time disappears and suddenly I'm late for everything.
my problem is that when I open the game, time disappears and suddenly I'm late for everything.
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I love The Sims. I built a whole city full of gay families. They're all rich (3 have jobs), poly, and the gym is clothing optional. all they do is fuck and work out - just like West Hollywood.
my problem is that when I open the game, time disappears and suddenly I'm late for everything.
my problem is that when I open the game, time disappears and suddenly I'm late for everything.
we have a new #marcrose bot spun up from the awful shit factory
i can tell you bc they went back and liked my post from last year about Marc Rose spam.
sn @agfury.bsky.social
might be a good time to dust off those moderation lists
i can tell you bc they went back and liked my post from last year about Marc Rose spam.
sn @agfury.bsky.social
might be a good time to dust off those moderation lists
December 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
we have a new #marcrose bot spun up from the awful shit factory
i can tell you bc they went back and liked my post from last year about Marc Rose spam.
sn @agfury.bsky.social
might be a good time to dust off those moderation lists
i can tell you bc they went back and liked my post from last year about Marc Rose spam.
sn @agfury.bsky.social
might be a good time to dust off those moderation lists
felt festive might delete later
December 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
felt festive might delete later
wearing a singlet to the gym is a bit much
December 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
wearing a singlet to the gym is a bit much
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Everything that they censored in the Epstein files is probably stuff that makes them look really good, and they are trying to stay humble
December 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Everything that they censored in the Epstein files is probably stuff that makes them look really good, and they are trying to stay humble
this little cutie by @adamhattan.com is a fun read. you should add it to your bookshelves
December 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
this little cutie by @adamhattan.com is a fun read. you should add it to your bookshelves