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In print since 1985, Funny Times is a cartoon and humor newspaper for a world gone weird. For submission info, please visit our website!
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crabgrasd.bsky.social
the eye reveal!
(Krystal, Kyle and Janine posing for a picture) Kevin: Say cheese! Kyle, Krystal, Janine: CHEEEEEEESE! Kevin: (holding a Polaroid camera) Okay, now say: “I hereby pledge to increase everyone’s allowance by five dollars. This is a legally binding verbal contract.” (Kyle and Krystal peek hopefully at Janine who looks suddenly annoyed) (Kyle and Krystal walking away from Kevin disappointed) Kevin: I don’t see either of you coming up with any ideas!
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
funnytimesofficial.bsky.social
In fact, who invited Ben again...This Cartoon of the Week is by @offthemarkparisi.bsky.social

#funnytimes #humor #comedy #memes #cartoons #explore #fyp #buzzkill #killjoy #moodkiller #bookclub #bookstagram #books #booklover #booktok #readingtime #bookreview #bookish #read
3 books in a "Book Club" are "judging" a book named Ben, while Ben is forced to listen to their insults.
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
A scene of destruction; a city's downtown lays in smouldering ruin, skyscrapers crumbling, fires creating toxic smoke. A colossal mechanical robin stands in the middle of this mayhem. The machine leans forward with a hydraulic "VVVVRT" and exhaust shoots out of its neck with a "PSSHHT!". In the interior of this horrible mechanism we see a robin in the command centre, pausing and looking away from its module. Two more robins wait in pregnant pause, all wearing headsets. There is a poster hung that reads "WORK SAFELY" and features a bird wearing a hardhat. Another begins "you don't have to be CRAZY to work here but..." and is cut off by the frame of the image. We see the captain of the vessel, in a captain's hat, pause before commanding "Full power to thrusters". In the final panel, the mecharobin is blasting forward with immense jet engines that have emerged out of each side of the machine. Entire buildings are blown apart in its wake. The target of this war machine is a giant earth worm which is laying waste to the city in the foreground. It seems surprised at this maneuver of the robins.
August 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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offthemarkparisi.bsky.social
3 phone calls
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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asherperlman.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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pkuper.bsky.social
Lip service
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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kylebravo.bsky.social
I believe.
#gaslighting #marriagememes
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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joeheller.bsky.social
Today's Cartoon- Flight
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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tysoncole.bsky.social
🦇 Gimme then digits.
Today's cartoon for @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
Black and white cartoon of a vampire crouched over a victim and holding a cell phone. He says, "Don't worry, I'm a data vampire. I'm only interested in your personal information."
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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offthemarkparisi.bsky.social
3 for therapy
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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thomaswykes.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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crabgrasd.bsky.social
(43/46) Candy Cain
Kevin: (to Lewis) So, you’re just going to stay down here in the sewers forever? Lewis: Why not? Lewis: There’s nothing up there for me. No friends, no family. And now, without Candy Cain, I get to make my own choices. I’m finally free! Lewis: (Pushing open a door at the back of the dungeon) And I have you to thank for that! To show my gratitude I’ve got something special to show you. Lewis: (Revealing an entire room piled high with halloween candy) Ever wonder what Candy Cain did with all that candy?
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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asherperlman.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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offthemarkparisi.bsky.social
1 cartoonist, 3 cup cartoons
November 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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thomaswykes.bsky.social
#thebeatles
April 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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joeheller.bsky.social
Today's Cartoon- Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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theonion.com/dick-cheney-...
Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave
SUMNER, NE—The Richard B. Cheney Vice Presidential Library and Museum officially opened to the public on Wednesday, housing a variety of exhibits honoring the legacy of the former vice president on di...
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November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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mattbors.bsky.social
RIP Dick Cheney

For @inthesetimes.com
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Cheney in Hell. Demon baby: We do not torture.
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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We're never getting the 8th season are we...This Weeks Cartoon of the Week is by @thomaswykes.bsky.social

#funnytimes #humor #laugh #memes #explore #cartoons #comics #buffy #buffythevampireslayer #btsv #vampires #shoelaces
Two vampires got their shoe laces tangled with Buffy showing a sly smile in the background.
October 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
funnytimesofficial.bsky.social
We'd like to announce our late breaking candidacy for Mayor of New York on an All Parades All The Time platform.
junlper.beer onion person @junlper.beer · Oct 17
saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
October 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
funnytimesofficial.bsky.social
Forgiveness denied, you shall be smited! This Week's Cartoon of the Week is by @maritsapatrinos.bsky.social

#funnytimes #humor #cartoons #explore #comics #memes #friends #friendmemes #friendgroup #groupchats #gc
Woman praying for forgiveness at church for creating a new group chat with just the cool people and claiming the old group chat is dead.
October 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Harold is too wrapped up at the moment. This Week's Cartoon of the Week by Bill Whitehead.

#funnytimes #cartoons #memes #explore #retirement #bubblewrap #popping #goingcrazy #marriedlife
Wife and cat get annoyed by her husband popping bubble wrap during his retirement.
October 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Next, the robot will be telling me about the frogs...This Cartoon of the Week is by @shannonwheeler.bsky.social

#funnytimes #robot #clanker #conspiracytheories #conspiracytheory #conspiracy #drinking
Robot explains that he writes conspiracy theories to a disgruntled man over drinks.
October 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM