Martha Chaves
@funnymarthachaves.bsky.social
Stand-up comedian, comedy writer,and frustrated prima ballerina in the Bolshoi ballet.
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
MAGA’s saying Epstein survivors are paid actors.
Right, because “paid actors” would definitely risk their lives confronting a vengeful madman with immense power—the POTUS who, if he wanted, could toss them into a dystopian prison to be eaten by alligators.
#epsteinfiles
Right, because “paid actors” would definitely risk their lives confronting a vengeful madman with immense power—the POTUS who, if he wanted, could toss them into a dystopian prison to be eaten by alligators.
#epsteinfiles
September 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
MAGA’s saying Epstein survivors are paid actors.
Right, because “paid actors” would definitely risk their lives confronting a vengeful madman with immense power—the POTUS who, if he wanted, could toss them into a dystopian prison to be eaten by alligators.
#epsteinfiles
Right, because “paid actors” would definitely risk their lives confronting a vengeful madman with immense power—the POTUS who, if he wanted, could toss them into a dystopian prison to be eaten by alligators.
#epsteinfiles
Hey DOJ,
Nothing screams "totally innocent" like bending over backward to bury evidence. You're really nailing the "definitely not an Epstein client or child predator" vibe. Truly inspiring levels of transparency.
#releasethefiles #epsteinfiles
#trumpisapedo
Nothing screams "totally innocent" like bending over backward to bury evidence. You're really nailing the "definitely not an Epstein client or child predator" vibe. Truly inspiring levels of transparency.
#releasethefiles #epsteinfiles
#trumpisapedo
September 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Hey DOJ,
Nothing screams "totally innocent" like bending over backward to bury evidence. You're really nailing the "definitely not an Epstein client or child predator" vibe. Truly inspiring levels of transparency.
#releasethefiles #epsteinfiles
#trumpisapedo
Nothing screams "totally innocent" like bending over backward to bury evidence. You're really nailing the "definitely not an Epstein client or child predator" vibe. Truly inspiring levels of transparency.
#releasethefiles #epsteinfiles
#trumpisapedo
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Look at the wording of this denial. It is careful. It is lawyerly. Ghislaine Maxwell never talks about Donald Trump, she talks about "the president." Donald Trump was not the president when these alleged events happened. So her remarks may be technically true, but intentionally misleading.
August 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Look at the wording of this denial. It is careful. It is lawyerly. Ghislaine Maxwell never talks about Donald Trump, she talks about "the president." Donald Trump was not the president when these alleged events happened. So her remarks may be technically true, but intentionally misleading.
irony’s legions of people voted 4 Trump so they wouldn’t live in a “totalitarian” country led by Kamala (as if) but now that’s how they will live: In a militarized country at the whims of a narcissist madman who has his chubby lil fingers near the nuclear codes.
#trumpsinvadesawashingtonDC
#trumpsinvadesawashingtonDC
August 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
irony’s legions of people voted 4 Trump so they wouldn’t live in a “totalitarian” country led by Kamala (as if) but now that’s how they will live: In a militarized country at the whims of a narcissist madman who has his chubby lil fingers near the nuclear codes.
#trumpsinvadesawashingtonDC
#trumpsinvadesawashingtonDC
Just filmed “Locals Welcome” at La Bella Managua nicaragüense in Toronto. Part of the job was to eat #nacatamal and #carneasada
#delish
#nicaragua
#multiculturalToronto
#delish
#nicaragua
#multiculturalToronto
August 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just filmed “Locals Welcome” at La Bella Managua nicaragüense in Toronto. Part of the job was to eat #nacatamal and #carneasada
#delish
#nicaragua
#multiculturalToronto
#delish
#nicaragua
#multiculturalToronto
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July 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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They’re wanna name the Kennedy Opera after Melania. Its new motto will be ‘It ain’t over till the First Lady strips.’
July 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
They’re wanna name the Kennedy Opera after Melania. Its new motto will be ‘It ain’t over till the First Lady strips.’
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John Leguizamo: "We feed this country, we serve this country, we build this country, and then we get treated this way."
July 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
John Leguizamo: "We feed this country, we serve this country, we build this country, and then we get treated this way."
1/1 You've probably noticed that not a single employer of undocumented immigrants has been detained. Not one.
July 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
1/1 You've probably noticed that not a single employer of undocumented immigrants has been detained. Not one.
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It is very telling that the juvenile catfight between Donald Trump and Elon Musk isn't a disagreement over how to make America great again. It's all about THEM. Because that is the only thing they ever really cared about--themselves.
June 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It is very telling that the juvenile catfight between Donald Trump and Elon Musk isn't a disagreement over how to make America great again. It's all about THEM. Because that is the only thing they ever really cared about--themselves.
Today it would have been Prince’s 67th birthday. #nothingcomparestoyou
June 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Today it would have been Prince’s 67th birthday. #nothingcomparestoyou
Just saw that Chump’s upping the ante. Deporting undocumented immigrants wasn’t enough; now it’s trying to boot rich Ivy League international students. Fascism’s is inclusive! Don’t worry, Chumpers,your turn to be an enemy will come soon enough! 👀. #Harvard #internationalstudents
May 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Just saw that Chump’s upping the ante. Deporting undocumented immigrants wasn’t enough; now it’s trying to boot rich Ivy League international students. Fascism’s is inclusive! Don’t worry, Chumpers,your turn to be an enemy will come soon enough! 👀. #Harvard #internationalstudents
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Romanians celebrates beating Russia today. Romania is, was and will always be Europe! 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴
Congratulations on defeating fascism Romania. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 🇨🇦🇷🇴
#Canada #Romania #Democracy
Congratulations on defeating fascism Romania. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 🇨🇦🇷🇴
#Canada #Romania #Democracy
May 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Romanians celebrates beating Russia today. Romania is, was and will always be Europe! 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴
Congratulations on defeating fascism Romania. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 🇨🇦🇷🇴
#Canada #Romania #Democracy
Congratulations on defeating fascism Romania. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 🇨🇦🇷🇴
#Canada #Romania #Democracy
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Only in America can a convicted felon threaten Bruce Springsteen, Bono and Oprah.
I wonder if Qatar's newest employee ran this by the Royal family before shooting his mouth off.
I wonder if Qatar's newest employee ran this by the Royal family before shooting his mouth off.
May 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Only in America can a convicted felon threaten Bruce Springsteen, Bono and Oprah.
I wonder if Qatar's newest employee ran this by the Royal family before shooting his mouth off.
I wonder if Qatar's newest employee ran this by the Royal family before shooting his mouth off.
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Ottawa-area unemployed man criticizes Mark Carney's cabinet picks.
May 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ottawa-area unemployed man criticizes Mark Carney's cabinet picks.
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"You get two dolls and some pencils. I get a golden 747 jumbo jet. See? You get more things than I do. When was the last time you said 'Thank you, Mr. President'?"
May 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"You get two dolls and some pencils. I get a golden 747 jumbo jet. See? You get more things than I do. When was the last time you said 'Thank you, Mr. President'?"
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I'm thanking Laura Loomer in advance for this thoughtful gesture of her support of Donald Trump. Which day are you going to do it, dear?
May 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I'm thanking Laura Loomer in advance for this thoughtful gesture of her support of Donald Trump. Which day are you going to do it, dear?
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The same people who went apoplectic when asked to wear a mask to *protect people* in a pandemic eagerly wear one to *kidnap people* in Gestapo cosplay.
May 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The same people who went apoplectic when asked to wear a mask to *protect people* in a pandemic eagerly wear one to *kidnap people* in Gestapo cosplay.
Poilievre kept saying “change is going to come” and “take it home” in his concession speech. Turns out he was right—he’s lost his seat, his address is changing, and now he’s literally taking “it” home.
#neverpoilievre
#cdnpoli
#electionscanada
#neverpoilievre
#cdnpoli
#electionscanada
April 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Poilievre kept saying “change is going to come” and “take it home” in his concession speech. Turns out he was right—he’s lost his seat, his address is changing, and now he’s literally taking “it” home.
#neverpoilievre
#cdnpoli
#electionscanada
#neverpoilievre
#cdnpoli
#electionscanada
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🇨🇦Liberals:
Harper ✅
Scheer ✅
O’Toole ✅
Poilievre ✅
That’s the post.
😉
Harper ✅
Scheer ✅
O’Toole ✅
Poilievre ✅
That’s the post.
😉
April 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
🇨🇦Liberals:
Harper ✅
Scheer ✅
O’Toole ✅
Poilievre ✅
That’s the post.
😉
Harper ✅
Scheer ✅
O’Toole ✅
Poilievre ✅
That’s the post.
😉
Apparently, Carlton wanted CHANGE. They chose La Joy instead of Le Bitterness.
#neverpoilievre
#byepoilievre
#cdnpoli
#neverpoilievre
#byepoilievre
#cdnpoli
April 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Apparently, Carlton wanted CHANGE. They chose La Joy instead of Le Bitterness.
#neverpoilievre
#byepoilievre
#cdnpoli
#neverpoilievre
#byepoilievre
#cdnpoli
“Tell me, Pierre, where are all those mass murderers on parole that you talk about?” ~Paul Bernardo
#poilievrelies
#cdnpoli
#poilievrelies
#cdnpoli
April 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“Tell me, Pierre, where are all those mass murderers on parole that you talk about?” ~Paul Bernardo
#poilievrelies
#cdnpoli
#poilievrelies
#cdnpoli