Today it would have been Prince’s 67th birthday. #nothingcomparestoyou

Vote Banker, not Wanker!

Fackface Von Clounschtick bought a Tesla to influence his followers to buy a Tesla, but that won't be easy. They would have to choose between a Tesla and a carton of eggs.

A friend was bitching about expenses, so I sold their furniture, canceled their hydro, and cut their cell service. Saved them a fortune!
& now they’re mad about no seating,no lights, & no calls. Hey! I rent furniture, sell candles, and offer carrier pigeons.Some ppl r wretched ingrates #musk

Dear #NYT,
Stop normalizing #Trump’s circus. He isn’t “feuding” with #Zelensky—he’s working with Putin in a not-so-secret plan to steal #Ukraine. This isn’t a game or a kerfuffle. It’s a conspiracy to hand Ukraine to Russia. #Ukraine #longliveZelensky

Vive Le Canadá! Arriba Canadá! Yay Canada!

Do not trust #DougFord.He tells the truth only when the Yeti takes selfies at the Eaton Centre.
He’ll sell us out to Chump faster than you can say #Ontariosciencecentre.

#votedougfordout #onpoli #sovereigncanada
#canadanotforsale

#Australia and the #UK stand on guard for #Canada. We are a sovereign nation and we don’t want to be #murican

What a an annus horribilis we’ve had this week! The only moments I feel relieved is performing and laughing! Come laugh with us tomorrow. 928 Bloor West. The Cave inside Teddy Beers.
Headlined by Evan Carter
#standupcomedy #thebestmedicine

Nah that wasn’t a Nazi salute. And my cat wasn’t scratching the couch. Whats he’s doing is abstract art in progress. #nazisalute.

This lady knows a Nazi salute when she sees one. She’s an authority on it.

The president elect of the USA posted this on Truth Social yesterday. #Canadianleaders should take this seriously. At any other time in History this would be considered a declaration of war.#cdnpoli