funkycryptidproductions
@funkycryptid55.bsky.social
Here to promote my stuff mostly.
Musician/content creator/politics enthusiast. I follow back because I don't care about follower count.
@ZakStoneYouKnow on twatter
Musician/content creator/politics enthusiast. I follow back because I don't care about follower count.
@ZakStoneYouKnow on twatter
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Hey guys. IT is gonna happen tomorrow. The magic 8 ball said so.
August 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Hey guys. IT is gonna happen tomorrow. The magic 8 ball said so.
This is what they mean when they say "Radical Left"
a man riding on the back of a horse with snl written on the bottom
ALT: a man riding on the back of a horse with snl written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
August 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This is what they mean when they say "Radical Left"
Here's my unfinished cover of "No Children" by The Mountain Goats. I have only done about 4 hours of actual work on it. And there's still a lot done. I'm trying to make an album all by myself so sometimes I need to do a cover to get rid of the writers block but still be creative. Anyways, enjoy.
August 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Here's my unfinished cover of "No Children" by The Mountain Goats. I have only done about 4 hours of actual work on it. And there's still a lot done. I'm trying to make an album all by myself so sometimes I need to do a cover to get rid of the writers block but still be creative. Anyways, enjoy.
Both of these posts were saying Fuck white pride. Figured this message would soon become hate speech under trump.
February 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Both of these posts were saying Fuck white pride. Figured this message would soon become hate speech under trump.
Trump really just said the war would never have happened if he was president. This man is an egotistical maniac and needs to be put out of office now.
February 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Trump really just said the war would never have happened if he was president. This man is an egotistical maniac and needs to be put out of office now.
I have been banned on Twitter AND reddit for violent speech and hateful speech. What did I say?
Fuck white pride.
Is bluesky really the only place where that sentiment is safe? Those were both the posts reported and those were both the pasts that got me banned. Fuck white pride.
Fuck white pride.
Is bluesky really the only place where that sentiment is safe? Those were both the posts reported and those were both the pasts that got me banned. Fuck white pride.
February 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I have been banned on Twitter AND reddit for violent speech and hateful speech. What did I say?
Fuck white pride.
Is bluesky really the only place where that sentiment is safe? Those were both the posts reported and those were both the pasts that got me banned. Fuck white pride.
Fuck white pride.
Is bluesky really the only place where that sentiment is safe? Those were both the posts reported and those were both the pasts that got me banned. Fuck white pride.
When I say "I'm gonna drop a trump" am I making a threat or am I just saying I gotta shit?
The FBI agent who lives in my phone(hi Jackson, how's the fam?) :
The FBI agent who lives in my phone(hi Jackson, how's the fam?) :
a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose into a paper bag ..
ALT: a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose into a paper bag ..
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
When I say "I'm gonna drop a trump" am I making a threat or am I just saying I gotta shit?
The FBI agent who lives in my phone(hi Jackson, how's the fam?) :
The FBI agent who lives in my phone(hi Jackson, how's the fam?) :
I'm tired of being called "anti comedy" by talentless comedians. Sorry but if your punch line is just bigotry then it's not funny. It's not that I "just don't understand" the humour. Yes, I do, it's not very high IQ comedy. You're not brave, you're just an idiot.
February 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I'm tired of being called "anti comedy" by talentless comedians. Sorry but if your punch line is just bigotry then it's not funny. It's not that I "just don't understand" the humour. Yes, I do, it's not very high IQ comedy. You're not brave, you're just an idiot.
It's always just a joke with racism until it isn't..
February 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It's always just a joke with racism until it isn't..
N then he whispered in my ear
"Mustard on the beat, hoe"
"Mustard on the beat, hoe"
a black and white photo of a woman 's lips with lipstick on them .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman 's lips with lipstick on them .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
N then he whispered in my ear
"Mustard on the beat, hoe"
"Mustard on the beat, hoe"
Hey did anyone see trump during the second half?
February 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Hey did anyone see trump during the second half?
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It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
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guy with a literal "relationships with teenage girls" section on Wikipedia didn't like Kendrick Lamar
what a surprise
what a surprise
February 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
guy with a literal "relationships with teenage girls" section on Wikipedia didn't like Kendrick Lamar
what a surprise
what a surprise
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Inbox: CyberTruck outside a Tesla showroom in Brooklyn, NY vandalized with the words “Elon Must D*e” with a resistance triangle.
The hit comes amid growing resentment toward Nazi billionaire Elon Musk, whose ‘DOGE’ group is cutting vital social services & unlawfully accessing confidential records.
The hit comes amid growing resentment toward Nazi billionaire Elon Musk, whose ‘DOGE’ group is cutting vital social services & unlawfully accessing confidential records.
February 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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I promised I'd stop telling Nazis to put themselves to sleep. I lied and that's why I have another 7 day suspension 🤣🤣🤣
February 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I promised I'd stop telling Nazis to put themselves to sleep. I lied and that's why I have another 7 day suspension 🤣🤣🤣
Too spicy for twitter.
February 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Too spicy for twitter.
Americans have no right to say "Its just a joke bro, Trump got you so triggered" when he says he intends to make Canada the 51st state. We are in a trade war of which you are literally our enemy. You dont get to walk down a dark ally behind someone threatening to rape them then say it's a joke.
February 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Americans have no right to say "Its just a joke bro, Trump got you so triggered" when he says he intends to make Canada the 51st state. We are in a trade war of which you are literally our enemy. You dont get to walk down a dark ally behind someone threatening to rape them then say it's a joke.
Just begging like a good slut to get hit by daddy elons tiny little ban hammer. He keeps teasing me with little 7 day suspensions. Like come on are you even in or what? Cut the teasing and just Fuck me already. None of the slurs im allowed to use get me in shit over there(I have a handful of passes)
February 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Just begging like a good slut to get hit by daddy elons tiny little ban hammer. He keeps teasing me with little 7 day suspensions. Like come on are you even in or what? Cut the teasing and just Fuck me already. None of the slurs im allowed to use get me in shit over there(I have a handful of passes)
It's hard to feel like there's any hope for the world. It takes everything in me not to fall back into being a nihilist. I spent my late teens and very early 20's as a politically disenfranchised doomer. After libertarianism got taken over by MAGA cultists it broke me and I just became nihilist.
February 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It's hard to feel like there's any hope for the world. It takes everything in me not to fall back into being a nihilist. I spent my late teens and very early 20's as a politically disenfranchised doomer. After libertarianism got taken over by MAGA cultists it broke me and I just became nihilist.
Good people will drop dead of a heart attack in the streets, innocent get killed by stray bullets. But the most crooked and evil men in North America get to go to bed and wake up every morning? This is why God isn't real..
February 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Good people will drop dead of a heart attack in the streets, innocent get killed by stray bullets. But the most crooked and evil men in North America get to go to bed and wake up every morning? This is why God isn't real..
Hey America, you ok?
February 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hey America, you ok?
Trump since being in office has started a trade war with Denmark, Mexico and Canada. He's all but lost to Mexico. He's gonna fold to Denmark and he's gonna be embarrassed when he loses to Canada 🤣🤣
February 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Trump since being in office has started a trade war with Denmark, Mexico and Canada. He's all but lost to Mexico. He's gonna fold to Denmark and he's gonna be embarrassed when he loses to Canada 🤣🤣
Life goal complete. I finally drove an impreza. Woop woop. The roads are a little too dangerous to be doing any actual driving driving but boy does she control nice. It's nice to drive something that isn't a total piece of dog shit for once
February 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Life goal complete. I finally drove an impreza. Woop woop. The roads are a little too dangerous to be doing any actual driving driving but boy does she control nice. It's nice to drive something that isn't a total piece of dog shit for once