Funky Bob
@funkybobmusic.bsky.social
34 years around the sun. Husband 💍, Producer Guitarist 🎸, bassist and Keyboard player🎹. Lover of cooking philosophy and the unknown.
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Funky Bob
@funkybobmusic.bsky.social
· Jan 2
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I know it’s probably not the case but singing runs while intoxicated feels so much easier than sober lol
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I know it’s probably not the case but singing runs while intoxicated feels so much easier than sober lol
I don’t understand why werewolves wrestle with their existence in their media when they could just eat bad people.
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I don’t understand why werewolves wrestle with their existence in their media when they could just eat bad people.
One of the best bass lines of all time
If you a JJBA lover you’ll appreciate this song music.apple.com/us/album/rou...
Roundabout by Yes on Apple Music
Song · 1971 · Duration 8:35
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November 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
One of the best bass lines of all time
I really want have a night where I invite friends over and we get drunk and sing Christmas carols by the fire while I play piano
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I really want have a night where I invite friends over and we get drunk and sing Christmas carols by the fire while I play piano
Alcohol with stevia based chasers just takes like alcohol.
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Alcohol with stevia based chasers just takes like alcohol.
Mr. Brightside is about a cuckold and you can’t convince me otherwise. Just read the lyrics
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Mr. Brightside is about a cuckold and you can’t convince me otherwise. Just read the lyrics
I’m only doing a half a pan of Mac and cheese this year because I always end up making way too much and ittl probably end up being closer to a full pan lol
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’m only doing a half a pan of Mac and cheese this year because I always end up making way too much and ittl probably end up being closer to a full pan lol
Iono about this one lol
Height is just a made up social construct anyway 🙄😂
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Iono about this one lol
Only time I use it is when a person is talking about something I haven’t seen yet and I don’t want spoilers
I think the mute feature is the only thing that bothers me cause why are you following me if you wish to not interact with me?
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Only time I use it is when a person is talking about something I haven’t seen yet and I don’t want spoilers
Thirsty men ruin it for other men having regular interactions with women, I once tried to tell a woman she dropped her wallet when getting out her car and she told me “no thanks I have a boyfriend” and I know it was pure instinct.
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Thirsty men ruin it for other men having regular interactions with women, I once tried to tell a woman she dropped her wallet when getting out her car and she told me “no thanks I have a boyfriend” and I know it was pure instinct.
Death capitalism
6. What do you believe happens after death?
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Death capitalism
*astronaut meme*
Always has been.
Always has been.
Has “pause” become a way to be homophonic thing now? Innuendos can be funny, but damn why yall always gotta make it weird
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
*astronaut meme*
Always has been.
Always has been.
It’s find it’s a good litmus test to see if we can actually be cool because if a man uses it we cannot.
I don’t pause shit. If what I’m saying make you think of dick, that’s your business.
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It’s find it’s a good litmus test to see if we can actually be cool because if a man uses it we cannot.
I’m starting to think there’s a matcha gene like cilantro because either people love it or hate the taste
Why don’t you think you like matcha?
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I’m starting to think there’s a matcha gene like cilantro because either people love it or hate the taste
Either the treadmill I was on this morning was broken or I tapped into the speed force because when I set it to 12 it felt like nothing.
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Either the treadmill I was on this morning was broken or I tapped into the speed force because when I set it to 12 it felt like nothing.
Surprised myself on how fast I just learned bring me to life on piano while forgetting I have a whole degree in piano performance, it would’ve been sad if I couldn’t lol
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Surprised myself on how fast I just learned bring me to life on piano while forgetting I have a whole degree in piano performance, it would’ve been sad if I couldn’t lol
Last Samurai Standing is pretty dope
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Last Samurai Standing is pretty dope
Made scallop and chicken fried rice for a quick lunch.
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Made scallop and chicken fried rice for a quick lunch.
Requiring photo identification verification to use an online illegal marijuana delivery service is wild work.
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Requiring photo identification verification to use an online illegal marijuana delivery service is wild work.
Where are my DMV emo music lovers at? I’m throwing a show at DC9 with Pop punk and Emo band covers with a little gogo sprinkled in. Night ends with a Dance party.
Tickets on DC9’s website
Tickets on DC9’s website
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Where are my DMV emo music lovers at? I’m throwing a show at DC9 with Pop punk and Emo band covers with a little gogo sprinkled in. Night ends with a Dance party.
Tickets on DC9’s website
Tickets on DC9’s website
Doorbuster stampedes were peak capitalism lol
These kids dont know shit about a REAL black Friday... you ever been damn near trampled for a 27 inch Woobydang TV at Walmart? Yall aint tough. Folks was risking life and limb for that $37 deal.
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Doorbuster stampedes were peak capitalism lol
I really hate the “but it’s still funny” defense I’ve been seeing in the comments of them
Stop posting AI videos. Don’t really care about the context… stop spreading disease.
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I really hate the “but it’s still funny” defense I’ve been seeing in the comments of them
Made ramen for dinner.
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Made ramen for dinner.
I need to learn to make ramen noodles from scratch the packers have way too much sodium in them
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I need to learn to make ramen noodles from scratch the packers have way too much sodium in them
I hate the way Ocean Avenue starts so much, it’s such a pain to count off and get right.
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I hate the way Ocean Avenue starts so much, it’s such a pain to count off and get right.