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phoebe. she/her. born in the 1900s.
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made a normal photo gallery with nothing unusual going on. limitedimmortality.neocities.org/lossy-loss
Lossy Loss Project
An overview and explanation of a digital photo gallery that compresses its own images.
limitedimmortality.neocities.org
it's real swell how there are multiple places along the international date line where adjacent time zones differ by 25 hours (+14 borders -11 and +13 borders -12, but +14 does not border -12) which means it's possible to live your life never experiencing a chosen day of the week
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 AM
This Troper thought it was a Crowning Moment of Awesome when Peter got into a chicken fight with Trump
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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it's TOPPER!
December 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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rae and I are having a wine tasting in lake county at a winery where most of the business seems to be merchandising for their pet pig named Topper
December 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i've boobs
December 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
demon core predicament bondage 🥺👉👈
This would absolutely do it for some of you
December 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
made a normal photo gallery with nothing unusual going on. limitedimmortality.neocities.org/lossy-loss
Lossy Loss Project
An overview and explanation of a digital photo gallery that compresses its own images.
limitedimmortality.neocities.org
December 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
hey remind me to check this out later thanks webtv.zone
WebTV Redialed
webtv.zone
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

GIRL! PENIS!!!!

VERSUS !!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY PUSSSYYYYY !!!

BEGIN !!!!
December 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
help my floofy dog has turned into my regular dog
December 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i love this goofy ass adaptation so much
December 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
grok, generate a picture of my parents telling me they're proud of me.
December 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
how far back in time would you have to go to find a man who couldn't grasp the concept of an axe throwing bar? even with language barriers in place i feel like you could hand most sumerians a miller high life and an axe and have them get the gist of it in under five minutes.
December 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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my hear me out:

Subaru Outback 2004 (she/they dyke) x Volvo 850 2001 (she/him butch)
those 2 brands are my top yuri picks and it's factually correct
December 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the anti-car people are tilting about luxury pickup trucks today because they saw a doctored screenshot of a woman who paid too much for a mercedes that's smaller than a toyota camry.
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i realize it was originally from blackstar but it is kinda funny for an ep released a year after david bowie's death to begin with the song "lazarus"
December 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
stupidest feature of digital television is that any signal that's less than perfect is junk. this is a problem when you have the weather on and frames get dropped every time the wind gusts to like 80mph
December 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
good news, i fixed a bug!

bad news, i introduced a race condition!

worse news, i have to remember how to use promises again!
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I DO NOT NEED TO GET INTO MODEL TRAINS I DO NOT NEED TO GET INTO MODEL TRAINS I DO NOT NEED TO GET INTO MODEL TRAINS I DO NOT NEED TO GET INTO MODEL TRAINS I DO NOT NEED TO GET INTO MODEL TRAINS I DO NOT NEED TO GET INTO MODEL TRAINS I DO NOT NEED TO GET INTO MODEL TRAINS I DO NOT NEED TO GET INTO M
December 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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This man showed up on his own knowyourmeme page for his 50th birthday and continued doing the meme without irony. You have no chance of ever defeating him.
December 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
my silly idea has been upgraded to silly working program:
December 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
boyfriend is wrapping up season 2 of star trek and i'm very excited that he gets to experience patterns of force, the omega glory, and bread and circuses for the first time. no spoilers but i'm very excited for him to experience the plot twist in the omega glory.
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM