Funkhauser
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Midlands born. Oblong residing. 45th generation Roman.
#LUFC
Midlands born. Oblong residing. 45th generation Roman.
#LUFC
The biggest beneficiary of the BA discourse has been Okafor. I’m not convinced he’s all that good. I get that he’s a particularly type of winger but Gnonto at his best carries far more threat imo. #lufc
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The biggest beneficiary of the BA discourse has been Okafor. I’m not convinced he’s all that good. I get that he’s a particularly type of winger but Gnonto at his best carries far more threat imo. #lufc
Some win that for Everton. Fair play.
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Some win that for Everton. Fair play.
Very satisfying to see that frog faced weasel properly on the ropes for once.
And no, it won’t make any difference to people voting for him.
And no, it won’t make any difference to people voting for him.
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Very satisfying to see that frog faced weasel properly on the ropes for once.
And no, it won’t make any difference to people voting for him.
And no, it won’t make any difference to people voting for him.
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November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
‘In need of modernisation’
Just remembered Rogers going to celebrate his freekick goal with their set piece coach which has pissed me off again. What the fuck did he have to do with it?!
‘Tell you what Morgan, just knock it in over the wall. That should do it. ‘
‘Tell you what Morgan, just knock it in over the wall. That should do it. ‘
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Just remembered Rogers going to celebrate his freekick goal with their set piece coach which has pissed me off again. What the fuck did he have to do with it?!
‘Tell you what Morgan, just knock it in over the wall. That should do it. ‘
‘Tell you what Morgan, just knock it in over the wall. That should do it. ‘
I don’t get bringing Tanaka off to move BA in centrally. When the game is going to be played in their half and we need some attacking threat on edge of their box, Tanaka can provide that. #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I don’t get bringing Tanaka off to move BA in centrally. When the game is going to be played in their half and we need some attacking threat on edge of their box, Tanaka can provide that. #lufc
On the one hand Farke’s been dealt a shit hand and I’m not convinced another coach gets much more out of them. But then again we don’t need to get MUCH more. If just one of Bournemouth, Spurs, Villa was turned into a win then everything sort of looks ok. #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
On the one hand Farke’s been dealt a shit hand and I’m not convinced another coach gets much more out of them. But then again we don’t need to get MUCH more. If just one of Bournemouth, Spurs, Villa was turned into a win then everything sort of looks ok. #lufc
Stupid bald bastard
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Stupid bald bastard
Incredible pronunciation of the word ‘protocol’ by Stuart Pearce there on TalkSport… P-WOH-AH-COH
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Incredible pronunciation of the word ‘protocol’ by Stuart Pearce there on TalkSport… P-WOH-AH-COH
Train to London was cancelled.
Had to get a later one.
Moved into the critical time of the day where train #cans no longer make you look like a vagrant and become essential.
Had to get a later one.
Moved into the critical time of the day where train #cans no longer make you look like a vagrant and become essential.
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Train to London was cancelled.
Had to get a later one.
Moved into the critical time of the day where train #cans no longer make you look like a vagrant and become essential.
Had to get a later one.
Moved into the critical time of the day where train #cans no longer make you look like a vagrant and become essential.
Little trip to London tomorrow for a gig. Want to soak up a bit of the pre-Christmas cheer without taking on the hoards of Oxford Street.
Any suggestions for lesser known corners of festive cheer to explore…?
Any suggestions for lesser known corners of festive cheer to explore…?
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Little trip to London tomorrow for a gig. Want to soak up a bit of the pre-Christmas cheer without taking on the hoards of Oxford Street.
Any suggestions for lesser known corners of festive cheer to explore…?
Any suggestions for lesser known corners of festive cheer to explore…?
Funny, I thought this happened two weeks ago.
Who gives a fuck?! They lost 3-0!
Who gives a fuck?! They lost 3-0!
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Funny, I thought this happened two weeks ago.
Who gives a fuck?! They lost 3-0!
Who gives a fuck?! They lost 3-0!
Imagine being the sound engineer on a Florence & the Machine recording session. Hours and hours of THAT warbling sound.
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Imagine being the sound engineer on a Florence & the Machine recording session. Hours and hours of THAT warbling sound.
That fly tipping thing near Oxford is unbelievable. The sheer scale of it!
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
That fly tipping thing near Oxford is unbelievable. The sheer scale of it!
So-called minor nations qualifying for World Cups is one of the few genuinely joyous parts of the modern game. Fair play to the Jocks. Helluva finish.
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
So-called minor nations qualifying for World Cups is one of the few genuinely joyous parts of the modern game. Fair play to the Jocks. Helluva finish.
Story on the BBC website about players going to AFCON. Few teams around us are definitely weakened. Burnley, Wolves, WH, Fulham all missing at least 2 of their starting line up. #lufc
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Story on the BBC website about players going to AFCON. Few teams around us are definitely weakened. Burnley, Wolves, WH, Fulham all missing at least 2 of their starting line up. #lufc
Just finished S1 of Severance.
Slow burner but what a final episode!
Slow burner but what a final episode!
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Just finished S1 of Severance.
Slow burner but what a final episode!
Slow burner but what a final episode!
One of the kids in my lads football team has Romanian parents. Lovely people. Set up their own business alongside working other jobs. Don’t know how long they’ve been here or their official ‘status’,but there’ll be thousands of families like them across the country thinking ‘are we next’. Horrible.
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 AM
One of the kids in my lads football team has Romanian parents. Lovely people. Set up their own business alongside working other jobs. Don’t know how long they’ve been here or their official ‘status’,but there’ll be thousands of families like them across the country thinking ‘are we next’. Horrible.
I’m not a big boxing fan at all. Can’t ever remember shelling out for a PPV. But yet again I find myself listening on t’wireless.
Boxing should be terrible on the radio but I always find the BBC commentary captivating.
Boxing should be terrible on the radio but I always find the BBC commentary captivating.
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I’m not a big boxing fan at all. Can’t ever remember shelling out for a PPV. But yet again I find myself listening on t’wireless.
Boxing should be terrible on the radio but I always find the BBC commentary captivating.
Boxing should be terrible on the radio but I always find the BBC commentary captivating.
Bought a few bits from Trickett in the past but releasing a £75 pair of socks seems a bit punchy.
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Bought a few bits from Trickett in the past but releasing a £75 pair of socks seems a bit punchy.
Thought he was gonna do 8-bars there
"This energy!!!" 👏👏👏👏
Zack Polanski joins Rizzle Kicks out on stage in Bristol
Zack Polanski joins Rizzle Kicks out on stage in Bristol
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Thought he was gonna do 8-bars there
Epstein’s use of punctuation though…
Never a clearer sign he was a maniac.
Never a clearer sign he was a maniac.
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Epstein’s use of punctuation though…
Never a clearer sign he was a maniac.
Never a clearer sign he was a maniac.
Managers to wear a suit or official club training gear only on the touchline.
Handball rule changed to deliberate only.
Fuck VAR off completely.
Yellow card for players revving up home fans for anything less than a goal.
Reverse the ban on having a beer in the stands.
Handball rule changed to deliberate only.
Fuck VAR off completely.
Yellow card for players revving up home fans for anything less than a goal.
Reverse the ban on having a beer in the stands.
Not sure who they asked, but apparently ditching VAR wasn’t in the top 5 changes these fans would make…
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Managers to wear a suit or official club training gear only on the touchline.
Handball rule changed to deliberate only.
Fuck VAR off completely.
Yellow card for players revving up home fans for anything less than a goal.
Reverse the ban on having a beer in the stands.
Handball rule changed to deliberate only.
Fuck VAR off completely.
Yellow card for players revving up home fans for anything less than a goal.
Reverse the ban on having a beer in the stands.
New Buxton pod with David O’Doherty is a good laugh.
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
New Buxton pod with David O’Doherty is a good laugh.