Funkhauser
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Midlands born. Oblong residing. 45th generation Roman.
#LUFC
Midlands born. Oblong residing. 45th generation Roman.
#LUFC
Have a watch of that second Liverpool goal. Bizarre from the defender. He was trying to eyeball him instead of looking at the ball.
January 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Have a watch of that second Liverpool goal. Bizarre from the defender. He was trying to eyeball him instead of looking at the ball.
Time to knock that Jota song on the head lads. Doesn’t quite work when the clapping is louder than the singing.
January 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Time to knock that Jota song on the head lads. Doesn’t quite work when the clapping is louder than the singing.
Brilliant start from Barnsley but that is a frankly ridiculous strike of a football
January 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Brilliant start from Barnsley but that is a frankly ridiculous strike of a football
Gone early on this years Mini Eggs addiction lads
January 12, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Gone early on this years Mini Eggs addiction lads
9,000 QPR fans at West Ham.
Absolutely love a huge away end. Best thing about Cup games.
Absolutely love a huge away end. Best thing about Cup games.
January 11, 2026 at 11:17 PM
9,000 QPR fans at West Ham.
Absolutely love a huge away end. Best thing about Cup games.
Absolutely love a huge away end. Best thing about Cup games.
Unlike the MOTD pundits, I thoroughly enjoyed seeing that little pecker get sent off.
January 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Unlike the MOTD pundits, I thoroughly enjoyed seeing that little pecker get sent off.
That’s tonight’s nightmare sorted
Oh my god. Open it, click thru until you see it, and then keep going at least another eight photos
Oh, @oldenoughtosay.com . Oh, oh, oh. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...?
January 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
That’s tonight’s nightmare sorted
Enjoyable game of jeopardy free football there. Played some good stuff at times. Although it’s clearly not a priority, i do love the thrill of being ‘in the hat’ (until we draw Southampton away). #lufc
January 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Enjoyable game of jeopardy free football there. Played some good stuff at times. Although it’s clearly not a priority, i do love the thrill of being ‘in the hat’ (until we draw Southampton away). #lufc
Getting nothing from these long aeriel balls. Ampadu has punched a few nice passes through midfield to the attackers though. More of that needed. #lufc
January 11, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Getting nothing from these long aeriel balls. Ampadu has punched a few nice passes through midfield to the attackers though. More of that needed. #lufc
Charlton’s kit made be Reebok.
Not sure I’ve even seen them do football kits. Or was Bolton under Allardyce Reebok too??
Not sure I’ve even seen them do football kits. Or was Bolton under Allardyce Reebok too??
January 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Charlton’s kit made be Reebok.
Not sure I’ve even seen them do football kits. Or was Bolton under Allardyce Reebok too??
Not sure I’ve even seen them do football kits. Or was Bolton under Allardyce Reebok too??
Tremendous shithousery from Watkins at the end of that Villa Spurs match. My blood would be boiling if that was against us. You’ve got to rate it.
January 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Tremendous shithousery from Watkins at the end of that Villa Spurs match. My blood would be boiling if that was against us. You’ve got to rate it.
10 (TEN) is on!!
They’re League One as well.
Oh the shame. Long way home, etc.
They’re League One as well.
Oh the shame. Long way home, etc.
January 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
10 (TEN) is on!!
They’re League One as well.
Oh the shame. Long way home, etc.
They’re League One as well.
Oh the shame. Long way home, etc.
I don’t see the logic in us buying another CB. JJ and GG both capable of playing in back 3. So we have 6 players covering 3 positions. Plus Ampadu. Where’s the wingback cover?! #lufc
January 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I don’t see the logic in us buying another CB. JJ and GG both capable of playing in back 3. So we have 6 players covering 3 positions. Plus Ampadu. Where’s the wingback cover?! #lufc
1987 FA Cup Final.
My mum supports Cov. Had loads round watching it. Remember their Cup Final song playing on the record player. Aged 4.
My mum supports Cov. Had loads round watching it. Remember their Cup Final song playing on the record player. Aged 4.
What is your earlier memory, and how old are you in it? I stole my sister's trike and mum came out and told me off. I was about 4. 1980. Like Keith Moon, I have no memories of the seventies.
January 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
1987 FA Cup Final.
My mum supports Cov. Had loads round watching it. Remember their Cup Final song playing on the record player. Aged 4.
My mum supports Cov. Had loads round watching it. Remember their Cup Final song playing on the record player. Aged 4.
“In the ascendancy”
One of those football pundit phrases I’ve literally never heard anyone say in real life.
Coined by Alan Hansen if I recall?
One of those football pundit phrases I’ve literally never heard anyone say in real life.
Coined by Alan Hansen if I recall?
January 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
“In the ascendancy”
One of those football pundit phrases I’ve literally never heard anyone say in real life.
Coined by Alan Hansen if I recall?
One of those football pundit phrases I’ve literally never heard anyone say in real life.
Coined by Alan Hansen if I recall?
Reposted by Funkhauser
It’s 36 years since a Swansea fan invaded the pitch (and scored) at Anfield in the FA Cup.
So much to enjoy here:
- The shoes
- The denim
- The melodic slow-mo
- And then the steward’s slide tackle that finally sends him sprawling
This is CINEMA.
So much to enjoy here:
- The shoes
- The denim
- The melodic slow-mo
- And then the steward’s slide tackle that finally sends him sprawling
This is CINEMA.
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
It’s 36 years since a Swansea fan invaded the pitch (and scored) at Anfield in the FA Cup.
So much to enjoy here:
- The shoes
- The denim
- The melodic slow-mo
- And then the steward’s slide tackle that finally sends him sprawling
This is CINEMA.
So much to enjoy here:
- The shoes
- The denim
- The melodic slow-mo
- And then the steward’s slide tackle that finally sends him sprawling
This is CINEMA.
Reposted by Funkhauser
Watch this whole video of Jesse Ventura. Watch the whole thing. youtu.be/udSUbBhA8I0?...
Jesse Ventura on Minneapolis ICE shooting: 'We're a 3rd world country now'
YouTube video by FOX 9 Minneapolis-St. Paul
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Watch this whole video of Jesse Ventura. Watch the whole thing. youtu.be/udSUbBhA8I0?...
Nice drop of stout this
January 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Nice drop of stout this
We played something called The Gaffer at school, which was essentially a fictional Fantasy Premier League via post.
You’d send off your team sheet each week with 20p taped to it, then wait a week to get results back. Then repeat.
You’d send off your team sheet each week with 20p taped to it, then wait a week to get results back. Then repeat.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 12:12 PM
We played something called The Gaffer at school, which was essentially a fictional Fantasy Premier League via post.
You’d send off your team sheet each week with 20p taped to it, then wait a week to get results back. Then repeat.
You’d send off your team sheet each week with 20p taped to it, then wait a week to get results back. Then repeat.
In Martinelli’s defence, it did look like the lad tried to shuffle back onto the pitch, so I’m not surprised he didn’t think it was serious.
January 8, 2026 at 9:58 PM
In Martinelli’s defence, it did look like the lad tried to shuffle back onto the pitch, so I’m not surprised he didn’t think it was serious.
Arteta booked for repeatedly leaving his technical area.
a group of men standing at a podium with the words `` ladies and gentleman we got him '' written on the screen .
ALT: a group of men standing at a podium with the words `` ladies and gentleman we got him '' written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Arteta booked for repeatedly leaving his technical area.