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Funk E. Skunk
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professional loser | stupider like a fox | smells like one of Van Houten's

🌹🦨🥀 | 🌈♾️ | ✊🏾🌍☭
was really rough watching the Seattle Kraken beat the absolute shit out of my San Jose Sharks last night on a national broadcast :(

i was listening to Nirvana the whole time, so that probably didn't help 🤔

Even
Sharks
Play
Nirvana
January 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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The court of public opinion, the prevailing "judicial" body of social media, prides itself on the utilization of hearsay to cast judgment without evidence or corroboration.

You know, like petty high school crap?

No one knows someone's agenda until it's laid out. Speculation is only gossip.
January 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
if i could choose between anxiety & depression, i'd probably choose depression.

at least i know how to navigate that.
anxiety will hit you HARD & seemingly out-of-nowhere!
January 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Parking Lot + Florida = Violence

i know this is from #AEWCollision, but i was editing this earlier & got excited!

it's almost 🕔 for #AEWDynamite!

& as much i love 🌲 Big Bill,

(apparently there's a 1 minute vid u/l limit)
+
P-P-P-Powerhouse Hobbs is from The Bay, so...
🫡

#AEW
#WrestleSky
January 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Forgetting Music is The Worst!

Bob's Burgers #BobsBurgers

{sloppily-edited (butchered) (to fitvideo upload time limit)}
January 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
where can i post a video if it's longer than a minute?

it's 30 second too long 😩 to upload here
January 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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My old person complaint is they need to turn the lights up on these TV shows.
January 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"fighting for her life"

💀
A New Jersey restaurant named a burger on their menu “ proud boy burger”. A description of the burger — made of “white American cheese, onion ring layers of truth, resilience pickles, freedom fries, cancel culture coleslaw, and liberty sauce” .

The owner is fighting for her life from the backlash
N.J. restaurant hammered for ‘Proud Boys’ burger. It was an ‘ignorant’ mistake, owner says.
Aqua Blu Kitchen & Cocktails in Toms River has done a themed burger night every week for the past eight years. They've never had a backlash until now, the owner said.
www.nj.com
January 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
it's totally gonna work this time, guys!

i can't understand how there are still people that put their faith in these institutions.
i thought people finally understood this after the Chevron decision, the court limiting Miranda, and so on, but i guess not?
This quote by Raskin highlights what I think many Democrats believe is the path forward - let the courts play whack-a-mole with the unconstitutional stuff

It is not a good long-term strategy

Short 🧵
January 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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yeah all things considered I wish they didn't need to endure firsthand suffering to see the value of a union, but it's important to see that they COULD be convinced, we don't get anything without that.
January 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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It’s always disappointing when workers vote against a union, but they are not the enemy. Organizing is hard, sometimes it takes more than one campaign to get people on the same page, and employees will move heaven and earth to scare people off. You keep trying.

We don’t turn on our fellow workers.
January 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Really disheartening to see so many replies like this about the Whole Foods union vote. People really need to familiarize themselves with labor history, and read up on Amazon’s extraordinarily aggressive union-busting tactics instead of blaming workers for being scared out of organizing
January 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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It’s Wednesday. You know what that means!

#AEWDynamite 🤼
January 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Palo Alto: A History of California, Capitalism, and the World. (2023) by Malcolm Harris

also explores this history (Silicon Valley libertarianism) and its consequences.

here's a fascinating interview with the author (kpfa.org/episode/lett...)

# program starts at 08:14
January 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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6. Don’t expect lawsuits to save you.
Too many people are placing their anger behind a legal system expecting to sue. It’s 2025 and most of us at Twitter are still waiting for any resolution. Trump and Elon have the same strategy of legal attrition.
January 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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I probably don't even need to say this, BUT. Me not posting about every nightmarish thing is not because I am not internally (or externally!) screaming multiple times per day, i just figure you heard about it from 100 other people posting about each new nightmare. I assure you, my soul is cracking.
January 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
🌲

he really is
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Get yours today!

www.shopaew.com/catalog/prod...
January 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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🌟NEW CHINA REPORT JUST DROPPED🌟
DeepSeek Sends Panic Across Silicon Valley: Is China the Future of AI?
YouTube video by BreakThrough News
youtu.be
January 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
while these types of actions are in-line-with what you would expect from a settler-colonial project, it is no less alarming, unsettling & enraging to see Indigenous folks being targeted by these fucking fascist colonizers.
At least 15 Navajo Nation members were questioned or detained by federal law enforcement, who demanded they provide proof of citizenship.
Over 15 Navajo Nation Members Wrongly Detained or Questioned in Trump Immigration Raids
One Navajo Nation official said that “many fear for the threat of being deported.”…
buff.ly
January 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Nothing in this post is accurate lol. Fascism is an economic project that can be understood as the same economic forces driving colonialism being turned inward. Painting it as a spiritual project obfuscates the material basis for fascism making it harder to defeat
Here’s the thing about fascism: it’s actually a spiritual project. That’s why when you say “migration is great for the economy”, fascists don’t care. They think “well, the idea of racial purity is more appealing to my soul than a strong economy, so screw the economy”. That was Hitler’s argument.
Important always to remember that the people spearheading the hatred of “mass immigration” think that the ideal number of non-white immigrants in the country is zero.
January 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
not sure if there's a word for feeling numb, as well as naueseous, but it feels terrible!
January 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
love that this is only accessible via the internet
January 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
is it squeaky toy or squeeze-y toy?
January 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM