Mike 🦫🎩
@fumikechu.bsky.social
Movies & politics, I cut on AVID and Premiere, and write with Fade In
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First I'm hearing of XCancel.com
Looks like a good Twitter search tool without being tracked or bogged down by all the noise on there
Looks like a good Twitter search tool without being tracked or bogged down by all the noise on there
Needs to be a character in the next Groundhog Day film.
The guy who’s going around trying to tell everyone “what’s the point of all this!? We have better ways to predict the weather!”
The guy who’s going around trying to tell everyone “what’s the point of all this!? We have better ways to predict the weather!”
How about neither.
Since it’s 2026, not 1626…
Since it’s 2026, not 1626…
January 22, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Needs to be a character in the next Groundhog Day film.
The guy who’s going around trying to tell everyone “what’s the point of all this!? We have better ways to predict the weather!”
The guy who’s going around trying to tell everyone “what’s the point of all this!? We have better ways to predict the weather!”
At least The Onion’s satire can still be clear what it is before seeing the name of the outlet.
Despite the crazy times, you can still tell even though it speaks to a meaningful truth.
Despite the crazy times, you can still tell even though it speaks to a meaningful truth.
Can’t tell if this is real or parody.
We need a feature where we can press down on a post and have it get factchecked
We need a feature where we can press down on a post and have it get factchecked
The Trump administration today announced a new government-backed fossil fuel industry mascot.
Meet Coalie the lump of coal!
Meet Coalie the lump of coal!
January 22, 2026 at 11:46 PM
At least The Onion’s satire can still be clear what it is before seeing the name of the outlet.
Despite the crazy times, you can still tell even though it speaks to a meaningful truth.
Despite the crazy times, you can still tell even though it speaks to a meaningful truth.
Next POTUS will really need to restore relations with Canada. Hopefully we can be partners again one day.
January 22, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Next POTUS will really need to restore relations with Canada. Hopefully we can be partners again one day.
Can’t tell if this is real or parody.
We need a feature where we can press down on a post and have it get factchecked
We need a feature where we can press down on a post and have it get factchecked
The Trump administration today announced a new government-backed fossil fuel industry mascot.
Meet Coalie the lump of coal!
Meet Coalie the lump of coal!
January 22, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Can’t tell if this is real or parody.
We need a feature where we can press down on a post and have it get factchecked
We need a feature where we can press down on a post and have it get factchecked
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This year PETA has offered to replace Punxsutawney Phil with “a giant, state-of-the-art, 3D projection hologram of a groundhog."
Gov. Shapiro says, "Don’t tread on me."
Gov. Shapiro says, "Don’t tread on me."
PETA says Punxsutawney Phil should be a hologram. Gov. Shapiro says, ‘Don’t tread on me.’
www.inquirer.com
January 22, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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When I go to the bathroom and don’t close the door completely
January 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
When I go to the bathroom and don’t close the door completely
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"Hamas color hair" is sending me
January 22, 2026 at 6:27 PM
"Hamas color hair" is sending me
Show that the U.S.’ behavior these past 4 years didn’t make sense bc Trump was literally an illegitimate POTUS.
The same document that gives him all the powers of the Presidency also says he’s disqualified from serving a 2nd term.
The same document that gives him all the powers of the Presidency also says he’s disqualified from serving a 2nd term.
As the next President restores relations with Canada, Europe, S. America and the rest of the world, it’ll be important to delegitimize Trump’s 2nd term.
Not through lies or other deception but a good faith reading of the constitution, particularly 14A.3.
Not through lies or other deception but a good faith reading of the constitution, particularly 14A.3.
It's very possible he is an illegitimate POTUS, and that issue needs to be addressed right away, as soon as there's integrity restored to the top of the DOJ.
January 22, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Show that the U.S.’ behavior these past 4 years didn’t make sense bc Trump was literally an illegitimate POTUS.
The same document that gives him all the powers of the Presidency also says he’s disqualified from serving a 2nd term.
The same document that gives him all the powers of the Presidency also says he’s disqualified from serving a 2nd term.
As the next President restores relations with Canada, Europe, S. America and the rest of the world, it’ll be important to delegitimize Trump’s 2nd term.
Not through lies or other deception but a good faith reading of the constitution, particularly 14A.3.
Not through lies or other deception but a good faith reading of the constitution, particularly 14A.3.
It's very possible he is an illegitimate POTUS, and that issue needs to be addressed right away, as soon as there's integrity restored to the top of the DOJ.
My short list for AG for the next decent POTUS:
Rob Bonta
Jack Smith
Letitia James
Preet Bharara
Kamala Harris
They'll have a lot of work to do, but will ideally also focus on section 3 of the 14th Amendment with respect to Trump v. Anderson and his 2nd term.
Rob Bonta
Jack Smith
Letitia James
Preet Bharara
Kamala Harris
They'll have a lot of work to do, but will ideally also focus on section 3 of the 14th Amendment with respect to Trump v. Anderson and his 2nd term.
January 22, 2026 at 11:18 PM
As the next President restores relations with Canada, Europe, S. America and the rest of the world, it’ll be important to delegitimize Trump’s 2nd term.
Not through lies or other deception but a good faith reading of the constitution, particularly 14A.3.
Not through lies or other deception but a good faith reading of the constitution, particularly 14A.3.
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ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice https://theonion.com/ice-deems-being-in-privacy-of-own-home-obstruction-of-justice/
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice https://theonion.com/ice-deems-being-in-privacy-of-own-home-obstruction-of-justice/
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Trump has lost his mind. His speeches are insane, misspelled ravings about the 2020 election, filled with bad grammar and shotgun caps. If this guy were a mayor in Anytown, USA, he would be told politely but firmly to surrender the gavel and get medical help.
January 22, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Trump has lost his mind. His speeches are insane, misspelled ravings about the 2020 election, filled with bad grammar and shotgun caps. If this guy were a mayor in Anytown, USA, he would be told politely but firmly to surrender the gavel and get medical help.
It's very possible he is an illegitimate POTUS, and that issue needs to be addressed right away, as soon as there's integrity restored to the top of the DOJ.
My short list for AG for the next decent POTUS:
Rob Bonta
Jack Smith
Letitia James
Preet Bharara
Kamala Harris
They'll have a lot of work to do, but will ideally also focus on section 3 of the 14th Amendment with respect to Trump v. Anderson and his 2nd term.
Rob Bonta
Jack Smith
Letitia James
Preet Bharara
Kamala Harris
They'll have a lot of work to do, but will ideally also focus on section 3 of the 14th Amendment with respect to Trump v. Anderson and his 2nd term.
January 22, 2026 at 10:34 PM
It's very possible he is an illegitimate POTUS, and that issue needs to be addressed right away, as soon as there's integrity restored to the top of the DOJ.
My short list for AG for the next decent POTUS:
Rob Bonta
Jack Smith
Letitia James
Preet Bharara
Kamala Harris
They'll have a lot of work to do, but will ideally also focus on section 3 of the 14th Amendment with respect to Trump v. Anderson and his 2nd term.
Rob Bonta
Jack Smith
Letitia James
Preet Bharara
Kamala Harris
They'll have a lot of work to do, but will ideally also focus on section 3 of the 14th Amendment with respect to Trump v. Anderson and his 2nd term.
January 22, 2026 at 10:34 PM
My short list for AG for the next decent POTUS:
Rob Bonta
Jack Smith
Letitia James
Preet Bharara
Kamala Harris
They'll have a lot of work to do, but will ideally also focus on section 3 of the 14th Amendment with respect to Trump v. Anderson and his 2nd term.
Rob Bonta
Jack Smith
Letitia James
Preet Bharara
Kamala Harris
They'll have a lot of work to do, but will ideally also focus on section 3 of the 14th Amendment with respect to Trump v. Anderson and his 2nd term.
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By the end of the week horses will speak English.
MUSK: BY END OF NEXT YEAR, WE WILL BE SELLING HUMANOID ROBOTS TO THE PUBLIC
January 22, 2026 at 4:03 PM
By the end of the week horses will speak English.
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Everyone in both these categories turned in bangers but that said I hope Delroy and Amy get their flowers. Long overdue.
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Everyone in both these categories turned in bangers but that said I hope Delroy and Amy get their flowers. Long overdue.
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"ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 6:05 AM
"ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
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US law requires 2/3 Senate approval for international treaties
Trump’s Board of Peace has now officially been recognized as an international organization, according to the White House.
January 22, 2026 at 11:48 AM
US law requires 2/3 Senate approval for international treaties
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The executive director of a food pantry reports ICE tailing volunteers and showing up at her house www.kare11.com/article/news...
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 PM
The executive director of a food pantry reports ICE tailing volunteers and showing up at her house www.kare11.com/article/news...
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Former Special Counsel Jack Smith is sworn in:
“I love my country.”
“I am not a politician & I hold no partisan loyalties. My career has been dedicated to serving our country by upholding the rule of law.”
“My approach has always been the same: follow the facts & the law, without fear or favor.”
“I love my country.”
“I am not a politician & I hold no partisan loyalties. My career has been dedicated to serving our country by upholding the rule of law.”
“My approach has always been the same: follow the facts & the law, without fear or favor.”
January 22, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Former Special Counsel Jack Smith is sworn in:
“I love my country.”
“I am not a politician & I hold no partisan loyalties. My career has been dedicated to serving our country by upholding the rule of law.”
“My approach has always been the same: follow the facts & the law, without fear or favor.”
“I love my country.”
“I am not a politician & I hold no partisan loyalties. My career has been dedicated to serving our country by upholding the rule of law.”
“My approach has always been the same: follow the facts & the law, without fear or favor.”
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I will continue to die on the hill that Americans care more about college football than they do the education that colleges are designed to provide.
Of course, there's no mention of the 200+ degree programs she cut or consolidated to help pay for this historic football win (by tripling the football budget).
January 22, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I will continue to die on the hill that Americans care more about college football than they do the education that colleges are designed to provide.
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Crockett: "You only love enforcement when they're going after Black, brown, immigrants, that kind of folk. But on January 6, you didn't care about law enforcement."
January 21, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Crockett: "You only love enforcement when they're going after Black, brown, immigrants, that kind of folk. But on January 6, you didn't care about law enforcement."
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You can unplug. If it happens, everyone will hear the celebrations.
January 22, 2026 at 3:29 AM
You can unplug. If it happens, everyone will hear the celebrations.
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ICE secretly told its officers that any time someone has been ordered removed, ICE can break down their door.
It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
![May 12, 2025
MEMORANDUM FOR: All ICE Personnel
FROM: Todd Lyons Acting Director
SUBJECT: Utilizing Form I-205, Warrant of Removal
On January 20, 2025, President Donald J. Trump issued Executive Order 14159, Protecting the American People Against Invasion, directing the Secretary of Homeland Security to "ensur[e] the successful enforcement of final orders of removal." 90 Fed. Reg. 8443, 8444 (Jan. 20, 2025) (E.O. 14159). Essential to the removal of aliens subject to final orders of removal is the ability to locate and arrest them. To this end, certain supervisory immigration officers within both Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) and Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) are authorized to issue an administrative warrant, Form I-205, Warrant of Removal (Form 1-205), for the arrest of an alien with a final order of removal. 8 C.F.R. § 241.2(a)(1). All U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) special agents and deportation officers are authorized to execute Forms 1-205. 8 C.F.R. § 287.5(e)(3)(iii) - (y)
Although the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has not historically relied on administrative warrants alone to arrest aliens subject to final orders of removal in their place of residence, the DHS Office of the General Counsel has recently determined that the U.S. Constitution, the Immigration and Nationality Act, and the immigration regulations do not prohibit relying on administrative warrants for this purpose. Accordingly, in light of this legal determination, ICE immigration officers may arrest and detain aliens subject to a final under of removal issued by an immigration judge, the Board of Immigration Appeals (BIA), or a U.S.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2vtbmhmrwzbqcfv4we4uxzzt/bafkreifrzrvaszfhj4bzhgtyvx3fm6ht4kc2zrwtvozijyxl3zxgp7vx6a@jpeg)
January 21, 2026 at 10:09 PM
ICE secretly told its officers that any time someone has been ordered removed, ICE can break down their door.
It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
I agree.
I feel that all of us in and from the Americas are American, though the U S. has been dragging the word through the mud so I can see why others in the Americas wouldn’t want to consider themselves American.
I feel that all of us in and from the Americas are American, though the U S. has been dragging the word through the mud so I can see why others in the Americas wouldn’t want to consider themselves American.
January 21, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I agree.
I feel that all of us in and from the Americas are American, though the U S. has been dragging the word through the mud so I can see why others in the Americas wouldn’t want to consider themselves American.
I feel that all of us in and from the Americas are American, though the U S. has been dragging the word through the mud so I can see why others in the Americas wouldn’t want to consider themselves American.