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@fudgetrump.bsky.social
Venezuelan/Colombian/American. Real Madrid is my passion. Avid Scotch drinker. One daughter. Live and let live. Always mind your own business. Never envy other people's happiness. You do you.
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It’s always “two weeks”
May 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It’s always “two weeks”
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The updated total is that TACO Trump has now pardoned NINE former Republican members of Congress convicted of crimes.
May 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The updated total is that TACO Trump has now pardoned NINE former Republican members of Congress convicted of crimes.
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Back the blue? Your followers BEAT the blue on Jan. 6 and then you pardoned them. Shameful.
May 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Back the blue? Your followers BEAT the blue on Jan. 6 and then you pardoned them. Shameful.
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#BruceSpringsteen speaks out on #Trump again: “They’re persecuting people for their right to free speech.”
And Trump continues to say hateful lies because he is one jealous MF ~ proof is in the pictures.
#SheShed
And Trump continues to say hateful lies because he is one jealous MF ~ proof is in the pictures.
#SheShed
May 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
#BruceSpringsteen speaks out on #Trump again: “They’re persecuting people for their right to free speech.”
And Trump continues to say hateful lies because he is one jealous MF ~ proof is in the pictures.
#SheShed
And Trump continues to say hateful lies because he is one jealous MF ~ proof is in the pictures.
#SheShed
Pirate???? Can they be more racist? Nope. This is a Mexican Navy training vessel
May 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Pirate???? Can they be more racist? Nope. This is a Mexican Navy training vessel
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Spelling and grammar are woke.
March 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Spelling and grammar are woke.
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STEP DOWN NOW @schumer.senate.gov !
The headline says it all...
A former Schumer staffer, Leah Juliett, is sounding the alarm that Schumer's leadership has "left many young voters increasingly disaffected by politics and disconnected from a party that once felt aligned with our values."
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www.teenvogue.com/story/chuck-...
A former Schumer staffer, Leah Juliett, is sounding the alarm that Schumer's leadership has "left many young voters increasingly disaffected by politics and disconnected from a party that once felt aligned with our values."
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www.teenvogue.com/story/chuck-...
I Used to Work for Chuck Schumer. He's Pushing Young People Away From the Democratic Party.
I blame my former boss for the party's failures.
www.teenvogue.com
March 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
STEP DOWN NOW @schumer.senate.gov !
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Pro tip for Democrats: if Trump is congratulating you, you fucked up.
March 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Pro tip for Democrats: if Trump is congratulating you, you fucked up.
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LOL Dems is some hoes
Two Republican senators told me tonight this vote shows they can execute the same strategy again — cut Democrats out of the negotiations on a gov’t funding bill, pass it thru the House, and expect Senate Dems to back down and not filibuster it.
“We liked it over here,” one said.
“We liked it over here,” one said.
March 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
LOL Dems is some hoes
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What a fucking disaster.
#Texas #measles case at labor and delivery ward. Laboring mother had active measles
“By that time, other new moms, newborn babies and their families at University Medical Center Children’s Hospital in Lubbock had unknowingly been exposed to the virus”
-3 day olds now given immunoglobulin
#MedSky
“By that time, other new moms, newborn babies and their families at University Medical Center Children’s Hospital in Lubbock had unknowingly been exposed to the virus”
-3 day olds now given immunoglobulin
#MedSky
Newborn babies exposed to measles in Texas hospital
Infants barely three days old are receiving antibody injections to help protect against the virus. Nearly 300 cases have been reported in the outbreak.
www.nbcnews.com
March 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What a fucking disaster.
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Maddow: I enjoy Bluesky very much. I do not enjoy any other social media platforms at this point at all, but Bluesky is different and I don't have any connection to them at all other than the fact that I'm a happy user there
March 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Maddow: I enjoy Bluesky very much. I do not enjoy any other social media platforms at this point at all, but Bluesky is different and I don't have any connection to them at all other than the fact that I'm a happy user there
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If you’re in the neighborhood…
March 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If you’re in the neighborhood…
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TIME TO RESIGN
March 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
TIME TO RESIGN
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March 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
LICK THOSE RUSSIAN BOOTS!!!!!! 🤡
YouTube video by Cliff Cash Comedy
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March 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Missouri has been running the pilot for Project 2025 for a couple of decades.
With a GOP Supermajority, over 30% of our schools are on a four-day week. We fund vouchers for private religious schools. Our starting teachers are 50th in the nation for pay and they pay for their own supplies.
With a GOP Supermajority, over 30% of our schools are on a four-day week. We fund vouchers for private religious schools. Our starting teachers are 50th in the nation for pay and they pay for their own supplies.
March 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Missouri has been running the pilot for Project 2025 for a couple of decades.
With a GOP Supermajority, over 30% of our schools are on a four-day week. We fund vouchers for private religious schools. Our starting teachers are 50th in the nation for pay and they pay for their own supplies.
With a GOP Supermajority, over 30% of our schools are on a four-day week. We fund vouchers for private religious schools. Our starting teachers are 50th in the nation for pay and they pay for their own supplies.
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This MF’er just brought Andrew Tate, a rapist and human trafficker, to Florida! 🤬
The hypocrisy is astounding!
The hypocrisy is astounding!
March 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This MF’er just brought Andrew Tate, a rapist and human trafficker, to Florida! 🤬
The hypocrisy is astounding!
The hypocrisy is astounding!
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If you work at the Washington Post, now is the time to resign. You’re a part of this now.
March 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If you work at the Washington Post, now is the time to resign. You’re a part of this now.
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Yes
March 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Yes
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I gotta say, it ain’t a lot of fun watching world leaders who know better, kiss ass and obey in advance when it comes to an orange painted, incurious idiot, traitorous rapist and wannabe dictator who will fuck every one of them over for Putin the very first chance he gets.
December 8, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I gotta say, it ain’t a lot of fun watching world leaders who know better, kiss ass and obey in advance when it comes to an orange painted, incurious idiot, traitorous rapist and wannabe dictator who will fuck every one of them over for Putin the very first chance he gets.
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The Charles Kushner appointment to be ambassador to France is a Trump trifecta: nepotism, criminality, and incompetence. Profoundly offensive and a setback for US standing in the world.
November 30, 2024 at 8:13 PM
The Charles Kushner appointment to be ambassador to France is a Trump trifecta: nepotism, criminality, and incompetence. Profoundly offensive and a setback for US standing in the world.