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Nartarsha Lemon
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semper bnuuy / leo / she/they
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
yesterday i saw a video of a toddler building a snowman and saying “oh stupid snowman! fucking snowman!” & i havent been able to stop wanting to say those words ever since
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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control yourself... take only what you neeeeed gromit
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Trying a new posting style:

Hey Colleagues, by now everyone has the recent explosion of An Extremely Goofy Movie yaoi lately.

What political lessons can we learn from this? One person's art can start a movement. And moreover, Max and Bradley Uppercrust's doomed yaoi teaches us that class war
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
forgot my heavy duty photosensitivity glasses. been here 36 minutes. eyeballs already turning into dust
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
had a dream where i was googling “whos the guy who isnt jim breuer” and expected to find a large reddit thread about how chris elliott isnt jim breuer (i couldn’t remember chris elliott)
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Daily bunny no.3156 can give you some recommendations
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
feeling like absolute fucking dog shit in hell can somebody please venmo me a body that doesnt suck hog to be in
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
your smoke too different. your drip too strange
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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DanDaDan is like if the monsters were real in scooby-doo
three cartoon characters are making funny faces with their mouths wide open
Alt: three cartoon characters are making funny faces with their mouths wide open
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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the crime: selling underseasoned french fries

the punishment: death
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Sometimes a boycott feels like this, but you know what I am proud of being that "-1" and you should be too.
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
hey if anybody here does zines you should send a copy to me and ill feature it in my zine program in july. its a ways off but if i dont say this right now immediately while the thought is occurring to me ill forget
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
the 6 words every giant robot wants to hear: hey bender, wanna make shrinky dinks
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
BIG shoutout to the employees at this five guys talking about evangelion
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
back in the 80s my mom drew this picture of her & my dads friend group for my dads guitar players 21st birthday, not knowing it would become the greatest tag yourself meme of all time
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM