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a furious metabolism preserves my physique, and I am considered a tribute to evil living
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October 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A CD INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE HOME STEREO EDITION OF GLASSWORKS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START BECOMING MORE MENTALLY ILL ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, PHILIP GLASS. I DO EVERY HARMONIC MODULATION AND I DO EVERY HARMONIC MODULATION HARD
February 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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February 8, 2024 at 2:25 PM
starting cackling in the middle of the emergency vet at this post at like three this morning, drawing the ire of a lot of very upset pet owners
If Joe Biden had an ultimate "limit break" it would be called "Expiration Sonata" and the move would have him do a ton of crazy flips towards the enemy and then jump 1000 feet in the air and immediately die of old age while being the current president.
December 11, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Amazon employees around the world are demonstrating between Black Friday and Cyber Monday to call for improved wages and working conditions, including unionization rights.

Workers are striking in 20 countries including the US, UK, France, Germany, Japan, Brazil, and India.
November 29, 2024 at 3:24 PM
SOMETHIN’ WRONG / I HOLD MY HEAD
November 25, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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Wes Anderson is doing a twee dollhouse cutaway of my house while I’m down in the corner fighting through a bought of diarrhea so violent it’s drowning out Simon & Garfunkel
June 13, 2024 at 1:32 AM
not sure what I’m supposed to do with my Sunday nights moving forward
November 11, 2024 at 3:30 PM
*Daniel Plainview voice* Cosmo Jarvis
March 10, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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Time to start posting articles on here: everyone is asking if there will be a UPS strike so here’s my update on that. Negotiations broke down at 4am yesterday—O’Brien said the two sides were discussing part-time work at the time—and a strike certainly looks more likely than it did two days ago.
Teamsters Are Close to the Largest Strike in Decades
Today Teamsters are erecting practice picket lines as the July 31 expiration of their contract with UPS rapidly approaches. After negotiations broke down yesterday, the largest strike at a single empl...
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July 6, 2023 at 10:44 PM
y’all ever read 301 posts a day just to flex on a twitter user?
July 1, 2023 at 6:02 PM
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BLUE SKIES IN GAMES ONCE AGAIN
June 14, 2023 at 4:49 PM
putting on a mask to walk through the smoky streets in the fading, pus-yellow sun, to the gym, for my health
June 7, 2023 at 2:36 AM
looking forward to my new life on these, the offworld colonies
May 31, 2023 at 3:18 PM