Fry Incognito
@fryincognito.bsky.social
Professional idiot. I come from a country that does not exist, but you can dance your way there from Old Zealand.
Writing some stuff when I feel like it.
Latest project: 'The Ones Who Came'.
Writing some stuff when I feel like it.
Latest project: 'The Ones Who Came'.
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Fry Incognito
@fryincognito.bsky.social
· Jun 22
I'm back from a 72-hour ban for saying what I shouldn't have said about fascists.
I will be good moving forward and will no longer give "that" answer to "that" question.
So moving forward, whenever someone asks, "Do you believe that all fascists should have "that" happen to them?", my answer is...
I will be good moving forward and will no longer give "that" answer to "that" question.
So moving forward, whenever someone asks, "Do you believe that all fascists should have "that" happen to them?", my answer is...
Lisa: "Wow [celebrity]! Why are you in Springfield?"
Celebrity: "I'm here to say bad jokes and boost my ego."
Homer: "Doh woohoo doh woohoo mmm food (drools) doh"
Marge: "My voice is destroyed why won't they let me retire already God damn it!"
Bart: "I too am in this episode. Eat my pantaloons."
Celebrity: "I'm here to say bad jokes and boost my ego."
Homer: "Doh woohoo doh woohoo mmm food (drools) doh"
Marge: "My voice is destroyed why won't they let me retire already God damn it!"
Bart: "I too am in this episode. Eat my pantaloons."
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Lisa: "Wow [celebrity]! Why are you in Springfield?"
Celebrity: "I'm here to say bad jokes and boost my ego."
Homer: "Doh woohoo doh woohoo mmm food (drools) doh"
Marge: "My voice is destroyed why won't they let me retire already God damn it!"
Bart: "I too am in this episode. Eat my pantaloons."
Celebrity: "I'm here to say bad jokes and boost my ego."
Homer: "Doh woohoo doh woohoo mmm food (drools) doh"
Marge: "My voice is destroyed why won't they let me retire already God damn it!"
Bart: "I too am in this episode. Eat my pantaloons."
The Quiet Earth
A Kiwi classic 😎🤙🇳🇿
A Kiwi classic 😎🤙🇳🇿
February 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The Quiet Earth
A Kiwi classic 😎🤙🇳🇿
A Kiwi classic 😎🤙🇳🇿
They should remove The Musk Who Fell to Earth.
Not just because of Elon but because the episode fucking blows dead dogs.
Not just because of Elon but because the episode fucking blows dead dogs.
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
They should remove The Musk Who Fell to Earth.
Not just because of Elon but because the episode fucking blows dead dogs.
Not just because of Elon but because the episode fucking blows dead dogs.
I can't send chicken soup or banana bread through the internet, so hopefully this dumb meme I found on YouTube will suffice. I hope your boyfriend can laugh the illness straight out his mouth hole, or at the very least sharply exhale through one functioning nostril 👍
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXqt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXqt...
aphex twin meme
YouTube video by Lukas Thompson
www.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I can't send chicken soup or banana bread through the internet, so hopefully this dumb meme I found on YouTube will suffice. I hope your boyfriend can laugh the illness straight out his mouth hole, or at the very least sharply exhale through one functioning nostril 👍
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXqt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXqt...
Reposted by Fry Incognito
The Democrats idea of fighting fascism.
February 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The Democrats idea of fighting fascism.
Get da fuck outta heeah!
a man in a suit and tie is yawning while sitting at a table in a bar .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is yawning while sitting at a table in a bar .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Get da fuck outta heeah!
Bro, he put on a suit to make a video crying that he got kicked off Twitter lmao, what a chode.
This will be all for which he is remembered; youtu.be/ti8yocbf7yE?...
This will be all for which he is remembered; youtu.be/ti8yocbf7yE?...
Jean-Luc Picard vs. Jordan B. Peterson
YouTube video by kyler1984
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Bro, he put on a suit to make a video crying that he got kicked off Twitter lmao, what a chode.
This will be all for which he is remembered; youtu.be/ti8yocbf7yE?...
This will be all for which he is remembered; youtu.be/ti8yocbf7yE?...
Jordan Peterson is the cis white male's Gwyneth Paltrow - but as least Gwyneth could act.
This the same dude that picked Twitter fights with Elmo.
ELMO. THE KID'S SHOW MUPPET.
The fact anyone takes him seriously in the slightest is a serious indictment of the state of social cohesion.
This the same dude that picked Twitter fights with Elmo.
ELMO. THE KID'S SHOW MUPPET.
The fact anyone takes him seriously in the slightest is a serious indictment of the state of social cohesion.
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Jordan Peterson is the cis white male's Gwyneth Paltrow - but as least Gwyneth could act.
This the same dude that picked Twitter fights with Elmo.
ELMO. THE KID'S SHOW MUPPET.
The fact anyone takes him seriously in the slightest is a serious indictment of the state of social cohesion.
This the same dude that picked Twitter fights with Elmo.
ELMO. THE KID'S SHOW MUPPET.
The fact anyone takes him seriously in the slightest is a serious indictment of the state of social cohesion.
A new email from Panican Lietalker, A.K.A. Dearth Nadir
February 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
A new email from Panican Lietalker, A.K.A. Dearth Nadir
Panican Lietalker
AKA Dearth Nadir
AKA Dearth Nadir
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Panican Lietalker
AKA Dearth Nadir
AKA Dearth Nadir
Reposted by Fry Incognito
Over the past three weeks, the "nightmare scenario" for November's midterms has grown more plausible www.vox.com/politics/478...
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Over the past three weeks, the "nightmare scenario" for November's midterms has grown more plausible www.vox.com/politics/478...
"It was Bill and Hillary who did it" is probably the go-to MAGA defense.
February 9, 2026 at 9:59 PM
"It was Bill and Hillary who did it" is probably the go-to MAGA defense.
Reposted by Fry Incognito
"Immigrants have literally ruined everything"?
Honey, it weren't immigrants who fucked up your face with plastic surgery.
Honey, it weren't immigrants who fucked up your face with plastic surgery.
a woman with long hair is sitting in a chair and making a face .
ALT: a woman with long hair is sitting in a chair and making a face .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
"Immigrants have literally ruined everything"?
Honey, it weren't immigrants who fucked up your face with plastic surgery.
Honey, it weren't immigrants who fucked up your face with plastic surgery.
The Australian terrorist who shot up a New Zealand mosque is seeking to repeal his conviction claiming he was coerced into a guilty plea because... [shuffles notes]
... he was kept in solitary and wasn't given any books to read.
Like... motherfucker you livestreamed it, we got you on video.
... he was kept in solitary and wasn't given any books to read.
Like... motherfucker you livestreamed it, we got you on video.
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of tie racks
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of tie racks
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 AM
The Australian terrorist who shot up a New Zealand mosque is seeking to repeal his conviction claiming he was coerced into a guilty plea because... [shuffles notes]
... he was kept in solitary and wasn't given any books to read.
Like... motherfucker you livestreamed it, we got you on video.
... he was kept in solitary and wasn't given any books to read.
Like... motherfucker you livestreamed it, we got you on video.
Inglourious Basterds ❤️
a man in a military uniform is holding a baseball bat over his forehead
ALT: a man in a military uniform is holding a baseball bat over his forehead
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Inglourious Basterds ❤️
It's a shame his hands weren't broken along with his jaw, we could've had complete silence from him.
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
It's a shame his hands weren't broken along with his jaw, we could've had complete silence from him.
𝗕𝗥𝗢𝗞𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡
𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗩𝗜𝗘 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗛
𝗔𝗡𝗚 𝗟𝗘𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗦 𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗘𝗗
𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗩𝗜𝗘 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗛
𝗔𝗡𝗚 𝗟𝗘𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗦 𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗘𝗗
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 AM
𝗕𝗥𝗢𝗞𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡
𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗩𝗜𝗘 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗛
𝗔𝗡𝗚 𝗟𝗘𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗦 𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗘𝗗
𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗩𝗜𝗘 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗛
𝗔𝗡𝗚 𝗟𝗘𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗦 𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗘𝗗
Busy. Glad it's Sunday now and I'm not working 🥳
February 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Busy. Glad it's Sunday now and I'm not working 🥳
I would just like to say to this remorseful Trump voter, apology... noted.
You gotta do more than say sorry, words alone can't fix this mess you've caused.
This ain't a fresh bouquet of oopsie-daisies you've picked, you unleashed fascist Hell on America and her people.
Actions will speak louder.
You gotta do more than say sorry, words alone can't fix this mess you've caused.
This ain't a fresh bouquet of oopsie-daisies you've picked, you unleashed fascist Hell on America and her people.
Actions will speak louder.
February 7, 2026 at 9:46 AM
I would just like to say to this remorseful Trump voter, apology... noted.
You gotta do more than say sorry, words alone can't fix this mess you've caused.
This ain't a fresh bouquet of oopsie-daisies you've picked, you unleashed fascist Hell on America and her people.
Actions will speak louder.
You gotta do more than say sorry, words alone can't fix this mess you've caused.
This ain't a fresh bouquet of oopsie-daisies you've picked, you unleashed fascist Hell on America and her people.
Actions will speak louder.
I mean, other than... yknow...
February 7, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I mean, other than... yknow...
Only Epstein and Gates reflected in the pool, too.
PATHETIC.
Unless... hm... when's the last time the Clintons were seen eating garlic?
PATHETIC.
Unless... hm... when's the last time the Clintons were seen eating garlic?
February 7, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Only Epstein and Gates reflected in the pool, too.
PATHETIC.
Unless... hm... when's the last time the Clintons were seen eating garlic?
PATHETIC.
Unless... hm... when's the last time the Clintons were seen eating garlic?
In fact, look at Epstein. You can see the cutout of the old background down his pant leg.
Sloppy work.
Sloppy work.
February 7, 2026 at 5:49 AM
In fact, look at Epstein. You can see the cutout of the old background down his pant leg.
Sloppy work.
Sloppy work.