Fry Incognito
@fryincognito.bsky.social
Professional idiot. I come from a country that does not exist, but you can dance your way there from Old Zealand.
Writing some stuff when I feel like it.
Latest project: 'The Ones Who Came'.
Writing some stuff when I feel like it.
Latest project: 'The Ones Who Came'.
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Fry Incognito
@fryincognito.bsky.social
· Jun 22
I'm back from a 72-hour ban for saying what I shouldn't have said about fascists.
I will be good moving forward and will no longer give "that" answer to "that" question.
So moving forward, whenever someone asks, "Do you believe that all fascists should have "that" happen to them?", my answer is...
I will be good moving forward and will no longer give "that" answer to "that" question.
So moving forward, whenever someone asks, "Do you believe that all fascists should have "that" happen to them?", my answer is...
I met a girl today with a name pronounced Michaela yet spelled "Mhykhayhlah".
Now I stand in judgement of no man, nor woman, nor non-binary, but you gotta be some kind of a-hole to give your child a name and spell it as obnoxiously as that.
Now I stand in judgement of no man, nor woman, nor non-binary, but you gotta be some kind of a-hole to give your child a name and spell it as obnoxiously as that.
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I met a girl today with a name pronounced Michaela yet spelled "Mhykhayhlah".
Now I stand in judgement of no man, nor woman, nor non-binary, but you gotta be some kind of a-hole to give your child a name and spell it as obnoxiously as that.
Now I stand in judgement of no man, nor woman, nor non-binary, but you gotta be some kind of a-hole to give your child a name and spell it as obnoxiously as that.
What TV show grabbed your attention from episode one?
Shame this show only had two seasons - don't lie to me and say it had four and really dipped in quality because you're WRONG that never happened.
Shame this show only had two seasons - don't lie to me and say it had four and really dipped in quality because you're WRONG that never happened.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
What TV show grabbed your attention from episode one?
Shame this show only had two seasons - don't lie to me and say it had four and really dipped in quality because you're WRONG that never happened.
Shame this show only had two seasons - don't lie to me and say it had four and really dipped in quality because you're WRONG that never happened.
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In 2001, terrorists tried to destroy the White House with a hijacked plane. 24 years later, the president of the United States accepted a plane from people funding terrorists and destroyed the White House himself.🔄
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
In 2001, terrorists tried to destroy the White House with a hijacked plane. 24 years later, the president of the United States accepted a plane from people funding terrorists and destroyed the White House himself.🔄
With Pluribus, Vince Gilligan is back to his X-Files roots and I am so fucking here for it.
I. Am. Hooked.
I. Am. Hooked.
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 AM
With Pluribus, Vince Gilligan is back to his X-Files roots and I am so fucking here for it.
I. Am. Hooked.
I. Am. Hooked.
Everyone's doing their best to perform their roles in 'House of Gucci', accents be damned as long as you're hitting your lines.
Then there's Jared Leto going full method like, "Mamma mia! It's-a me! I like-a da pasta! Spaghetti! Linguine! Puccini! Berlusconi!"
Then there's Jared Leto going full method like, "Mamma mia! It's-a me! I like-a da pasta! Spaghetti! Linguine! Puccini! Berlusconi!"
Name the worst movie/TV accents.
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Everyone's doing their best to perform their roles in 'House of Gucci', accents be damned as long as you're hitting your lines.
Then there's Jared Leto going full method like, "Mamma mia! It's-a me! I like-a da pasta! Spaghetti! Linguine! Puccini! Berlusconi!"
Then there's Jared Leto going full method like, "Mamma mia! It's-a me! I like-a da pasta! Spaghetti! Linguine! Puccini! Berlusconi!"
Drop something blue
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Drop something blue
They've publicly released Dick Cheney's last words before his passing:
"A Muslim mayor in New York City? Over my dead body!"
"A Muslim mayor in New York City? Over my dead body!"
November 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
They've publicly released Dick Cheney's last words before his passing:
"A Muslim mayor in New York City? Over my dead body!"
"A Muslim mayor in New York City? Over my dead body!"
Do inflatables count?
Pink Floyd - Animals
Pink Floyd - Animals
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Do inflatables count?
Pink Floyd - Animals
Pink Floyd - Animals
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
To any MAGA chuds pitching a fit over today's results, it's time for a little introspection.
What is the more likely outcome - an entire electoral system is rigged just enough to slight the most persecuted President in history, or one man has been lying to you for a decade?
What is the more likely outcome - an entire electoral system is rigged just enough to slight the most persecuted President in history, or one man has been lying to you for a decade?
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
To any MAGA chuds pitching a fit over today's results, it's time for a little introspection.
What is the more likely outcome - an entire electoral system is rigged just enough to slight the most persecuted President in history, or one man has been lying to you for a decade?
What is the more likely outcome - an entire electoral system is rigged just enough to slight the most persecuted President in history, or one man has been lying to you for a decade?
Mikie Sherrill wins the NJ Governor's race - another Dem win for tonight!
All eyes now on CA and Prop 50 to advance state redistricting. This has been a bad night for the MAGA right!
All eyes now on CA and Prop 50 to advance state redistricting. This has been a bad night for the MAGA right!
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Mikie Sherrill wins the NJ Governor's race - another Dem win for tonight!
All eyes now on CA and Prop 50 to advance state redistricting. This has been a bad night for the MAGA right!
All eyes now on CA and Prop 50 to advance state redistricting. This has been a bad night for the MAGA right!
ZOHRAN MAMDANI WINS NYC MAYORAL ELECTION - AP
a man in a red sweater is dancing in a living room in front of a fireplace .
ALT: a man in a red sweater is dancing in a living room in front of a fireplace .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
ZOHRAN MAMDANI WINS NYC MAYORAL ELECTION - AP
Dems chalk up a win in VA - Abigail Spanberger wins the Governor's race!
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Dems chalk up a win in VA - Abigail Spanberger wins the Governor's race!
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Na na na na na na na na na na naa, Cheney's in a box! In a box, Cheney's in a box!
Rest in piss, dickhead.
Rest in piss, dickhead.
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Na na na na na na na na na na naa, Cheney's in a box! In a box, Cheney's in a box!
Rest in piss, dickhead.
Rest in piss, dickhead.
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Trolled on the world stage...
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Trolled on the world stage...
What the fuck, BL dropping a fourth wall break just as casually as you like? I had to rewind just to make sure I heard what I heard 😳
November 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
What the fuck, BL dropping a fourth wall break just as casually as you like? I had to rewind just to make sure I heard what I heard 😳
Alan Shore: "Oh, I love being alone. I just prefer to be alone when there's other people around."
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Alan Shore: "Oh, I love being alone. I just prefer to be alone when there's other people around."
Boston Legal S2 gives us Michael J Fox before the Parkinson's really took hold.
What a talent. Parkinson's can go to goddamn Hell.
Also the portrayal of a man who clearly has Asperger's Syndrome and making him a punchline until he has a psychotic break is giving me the ick.
What a talent. Parkinson's can go to goddamn Hell.
Also the portrayal of a man who clearly has Asperger's Syndrome and making him a punchline until he has a psychotic break is giving me the ick.
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Boston Legal S2 gives us Michael J Fox before the Parkinson's really took hold.
What a talent. Parkinson's can go to goddamn Hell.
Also the portrayal of a man who clearly has Asperger's Syndrome and making him a punchline until he has a psychotic break is giving me the ick.
What a talent. Parkinson's can go to goddamn Hell.
Also the portrayal of a man who clearly has Asperger's Syndrome and making him a punchline until he has a psychotic break is giving me the ick.
I love this, but I had to do it:
November 1, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I love this, but I had to do it:
Retail workers on the 1st of November
YouTube video by My Two Pence
youtu.be
November 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
They should've maced Nancy Mace.
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
They should've maced Nancy Mace.
This is some strange kinda marketing stunt for Now You Three Me, but okay.
October 31, 2025 at 9:12 AM
This is some strange kinda marketing stunt for Now You Three Me, but okay.
According to an older couple at work today, eliminating the risk of accidentally gassing yourself with an LPG heater by removing them from the market is, "A bunch of PC woke crap."
These are the same people who voted away a billion dollar retirement nest egg because they were scared of Communists.
These are the same people who voted away a billion dollar retirement nest egg because they were scared of Communists.
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
According to an older couple at work today, eliminating the risk of accidentally gassing yourself with an LPG heater by removing them from the market is, "A bunch of PC woke crap."
These are the same people who voted away a billion dollar retirement nest egg because they were scared of Communists.
These are the same people who voted away a billion dollar retirement nest egg because they were scared of Communists.