Chris
@fromjunkietohunky.bsky.social
Recovering addict. Lifter of weights. Avid tater tot enthusiast. Always caffinated, never on time. Married to the love of my life. Respect the divide plz.
I couldnβt have convinced you to move until it was the promise of hot guys everywhere, was it?! π
August 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I couldnβt have convinced you to move until it was the promise of hot guys everywhere, was it?! π
Oh no. Dr. J is not gonna be happy πππ
August 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Oh no. Dr. J is not gonna be happy πππ
Gays be like βNEW GLASSES!β πππ€€
August 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Gays be like βNEW GLASSES!β πππ€€
Ummmm how was it not already official at any point over the last five years, sis? π
July 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Ummmm how was it not already official at any point over the last five years, sis? π
The answer is obviously a three-way tie between Reality Bites, Clueless, and The Craft.
June 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The answer is obviously a three-way tie between Reality Bites, Clueless, and The Craft.
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mine would come out clear no shade
BREAKING: Black smoke emerges from Sistine Chapel, meaning no new pope yet
May 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
mine would come out clear no shade
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He is risen
April 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
He is risen
THOSE NAILS GWORL π₯°β€οΈπ€
April 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
THOSE NAILS GWORL π₯°β€οΈπ€
Sometimes itβs the ones you least suspect ππ
March 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sometimes itβs the ones you least suspect ππ
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This is Tellen. She went to work with her human today. The only agenda item on her calendar is dropping toys in the hallway until someone plays with her. 14/10
March 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This is Tellen. She went to work with her human today. The only agenda item on her calendar is dropping toys in the hallway until someone plays with her. 14/10
We were screaming at the TV by the time we finished Season 1. Such good tv
March 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
We were screaming at the TV by the time we finished Season 1. Such good tv
We can do better πππ
it's working, keep going
I'm sure this is fine
March 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
We can do better πππ
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Guerilla advertising seen in the London Metro
March 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Guerilla advertising seen in the London Metro
So so happy for you both! β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
February 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
So so happy for you both! β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
ALL. OF. THIS.
There's something profoundly galling about watching a completely *jacked* dude at the gym lifting with atrocious form and next to no range of motion π€
February 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
ALL. OF. THIS.
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This ! Very Much This!
February 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This ! Very Much This!
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And that Janice is non-binary π
February 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
And that Janice is non-binary π
WITH SCREENSHOTS AND PICTURES
Hey sex workers. If youβre at CPAC and are contacted by shitty conservative Republicans, itβs your constitutional duty to out the fuck out of them. Gloves off.
February 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
WITH SCREENSHOTS AND PICTURES
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This is a remarkable exchange and also the way journalists should consistently be framing their reporting on this. With skepticism. With insistence on proof of the assertion and specific examples of the harm caused. Too much benefit of the doubt is given, and that is antithetical to our training.
Quite an exchange here between Judge Reyes and DOJ attorney on how "pronoun usage" affects military readiness.
February 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This is a remarkable exchange and also the way journalists should consistently be framing their reporting on this. With skepticism. With insistence on proof of the assertion and specific examples of the harm caused. Too much benefit of the doubt is given, and that is antithetical to our training.
Literally thought this read βBotoxβ π
February 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Literally thought this read βBotoxβ π
The procrastination brought upon by an unrelenting sense of existential dread honors the procrastination brought upon by an unrelenting sense of existential dread in you
February 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The procrastination brought upon by an unrelenting sense of existential dread honors the procrastination brought upon by an unrelenting sense of existential dread in you
βNo system of ordered liberty can allow the Government to use the carrot of dismissing charges, or the stick of threatening to bring them again, to induce an elected official to support its policy objectives.β π
-Hagan Scoten, Lead Prosecutor of NYC Mayor Eric Adams in his resignation letter
-Hagan Scoten, Lead Prosecutor of NYC Mayor Eric Adams in his resignation letter
Hagan Scotten, Adamsβs Lead Prosecutor, Quits Defiantly
Hagan Scotten told Justice Department officials that he would not be party to a political prosecution. He was the latest in succession of federal prosecutors to quit.
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
βNo system of ordered liberty can allow the Government to use the carrot of dismissing charges, or the stick of threatening to bring them again, to induce an elected official to support its policy objectives.β π
-Hagan Scoten, Lead Prosecutor of NYC Mayor Eric Adams in his resignation letter
-Hagan Scoten, Lead Prosecutor of NYC Mayor Eric Adams in his resignation letter