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🍗Turkey Lurkey Elia🍠
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witch • they/she • 🇵🇷 • AuDHD • mother
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Virgo 🌞 Leo 🌙 Pisces 🌅


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literally the voice of a generation
nobody has ever devoured so thoroughly as the voice actor for Edna Mode
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I miss when I had any disposable income at all
Contrary to popular belief, you CAN just give out money, resources, help to people. All willy nilly. If you got it, you CAN give it. Idk if yall knew that or not.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Contrary to popular belief, you CAN just give out money, resources, help to people. All willy nilly. If you got it, you CAN give it. Idk if yall knew that or not.
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
and it was the writer!!! he knew nobody would eat like him!!!!!!!
nobody has ever devoured so thoroughly as the voice actor for Edna Mode
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
nobody has ever devoured so thoroughly as the voice actor for Edna Mode
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I fucking hate the south bc why is someone playing the guitar in their hotel room right now😒
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"they deleted it off the app store bc someone committed suicide over it"
"someone's selling their iPhone with flappy bird still on it for $10,000"
Y’all weren’t around for flappy bird.
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I'm not even in Nashville
I fucking hate the south bc why is someone playing the guitar in their hotel room right now😒
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I fucking hate the south bc why is someone playing the guitar in their hotel room right now😒
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
if you go around lifting rocks dont be mad you found worms
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
like I'm not gonna pull my punches or be professional about a parent in a PROVIDER support group.

I hope this hasn't ruined the relationship but I fear it is not my fault if it has
how are you gonna join a daycare provider support group as a PARENT AND NOT A PROVIDER and then get your feelings hurt when im on there complaining about you
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
how are you gonna join a daycare provider support group as a PARENT AND NOT A PROVIDER and then get your feelings hurt when im on there complaining about you
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
my sister is proposing to her girlfriend with two pairs of Nike sneakers that read WILL YOU and MARRY ME?

I'm obsessed with lesbian love
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
3 time loser Jack Shittarelli
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
rewatching rpdr s17 to see if they were actually as bad as i remember or if I was on some hater shit

theyre all trash except the top 5🫢
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
if youre an author or an editor feel free to comment on this post to find each other ❤️
I'm begging self published authors to find an editor.

I, personally, will edit your books for cheap! I have no credentials but my standards are high and you'll have a good book i swear it! this cannot be hard!!!
November 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.

"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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was it being 91 years old
October 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Evil doer obsessed with squirting sludge on the roads is FOILED by local hero putting down squares to alert drivers of the SLUDGE
October 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I'm begging self published authors to find an editor.

I, personally, will edit your books for cheap! I have no credentials but my standards are high and you'll have a good book i swear it! this cannot be hard!!!
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
🐹 Animal #822 🦄
I figured it out in 12 guesses!
🟧🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🔥 19 | Avg. Guesses: 7.8

metazooa.com
#metazooa
October 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
🐗 Animal #821 🐁
I figured it out in 6 guesses!
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🔥 18 | Avg. Guesses: 7.7

metazooa.com
#metazooa
October 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
are yall hip to metazooa?
October 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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I'm not an editor but I *am* a typesetter who knows about making books look good! I will make your words look great for cheap!
I'm begging self published authors to find an editor.

I, personally, will edit your books for cheap! I have no credentials but my standards are high and you'll have a good book i swear it! this cannot be hard!!!
October 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM