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Free Range Person (satirical)
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I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
(Collar me, don't collar me)
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
(We are agents of the free)
I've had my fun and now it's time to serve your conscience overseas
(Over me, not over me)
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November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Although I have been voting consistently with the Democrats since Bush, this is exactly why I will never join the party. Complete cowards. youtube.com/shorts/NpFY9...
8 Dems fold like cheap suits and make the last 40 days or resistance amount to nothing.
YouTube video by TizzyEnt
youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
On The Absence of Leadership
YouTube video by Robert Arnold
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Either I'm going to hell or end up on a watch list.

Either way, it's worth it.
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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#ice ice baby…
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Canada says “elbows up.” I say for America, “cameras out.” Film every last one of these brutal criminals. We will need the evidence for their trials.
November 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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They must expect a lot of people all over the country to be really upset about something next year. I wonder what that could be?
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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😑
October 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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DID YOU KNOW?

Adam and Eve started wearing fig leaves because Nancy Mace wouldn't stop checking their junk.
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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"Law enforcement" in masks is poised to f*ck with the upcoming elections in the USA. It's a direct violation of the Klan act. Organize now and be ready to fight them tooth and nail. Don't do it solo. Round up your neighbors and be ready for a brawl. Your democracy depends on it.
October 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
If you have any android phone, Google just pushed 2 updates on to your phone last night. I recommend going into the Play Store and uninstalling them. Your phone battery and security will thank you.
October 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Airtag ice vehicles.
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Explain why or why not
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
💯 this 👇🏼.
youtu.be/x4XQZ-OL_BY?...
They Lied to You
YouTube video by DarkMatter2525
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
October 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Is it a government shutdown, or is it the ongoing coup?

🤔
October 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Glenpool, OK — Five people were arrested Thursday by the Glenpool Police Department, aided by U.S. Marshals and other state agencies, after arriving at a hotel believing they would meet underage girls. One of those arrested is Christopher Joseph LeBleu.
— check the shirt. 🤷🏾‍♂️
October 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Once again…
YouTube video by Tom Powell Jr
youtu.be
October 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Hit this regime in the pocket.

Blue states should freeze Federal taxes for 12 mths.
Stop paying monthly, if federal services are cut, like they are, use these taxes to pay for these services.

What's the point of paying Federal taxes while the lying thieves steal it.
October 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I was thinking about Rit dye, but this works.
October 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM