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I just have this in case the other place implodes.
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First trailer for ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ 🍄

In theaters April 3, 2026
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I gotta umm, post something while checking this place out again
a fish is swimming on a white background .
ALT: a fish is swimming on a white background .
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November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ghost town fr
June 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Lol
Damn, perhaps maybe I will be wrong about this place..
Xbox has officially joined Bluesky @xbox.com 🦋
May 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Was right, who could have seen that coming
a bald man in a suit and white shirt is sitting in a chair with his fist in the air .
ALT: a bald man in a suit and white shirt is sitting in a chair with his fist in the air .
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May 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"What if "nothing" never existed? Maybe there is, and always was, an everything forever." - morn1415, Star Size Comparison 2
February 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man
theonion.com/years-of-inb...
December 12, 2024 at 7:28 PM
*I slowly drag the cigar away from my lips and puff out some smoke*
"Yeah, InGen sued the hell out of us before we opened so this is all we have."
*I slowly point to a Ichthyosaurus flopping out of water as a worker runs up and throws a bucket of water onto it*
December 11, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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Here you go, a Space Maid bringing lunch and a PAWer Fist to the battlefield.

Based on @chumiicham.bsky.social amazing design.

#warhammercommunity #warhammer40k
December 5, 2024 at 2:34 PM
The townspeople in the Twilight Zone episode "It's a Good Life" waking up the next day before Anthony wakes up:
December 5, 2024 at 3:08 AM
"Oh God... Not the Loan Shark!" *I say in horror as a shark in a fancy business suit waddles out of the dark alleyway*
"I'm da Loan Shark."
December 1, 2024 at 11:57 PM
For years I assumed that fantasy football meant like football in a fantasy setting so like with orcs and stuff so I'm really disappointed that it's actually not that.
December 1, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Now legends unite to fight! Deep in the Entertainment District, a battle is brewing, FEARSOME NEZUKO HAS EVOLVED! To become more powerful than ever and joins the mighty Tengen Uzui with his powerful chain swords to face the deadliest demons ever, the giant ruthless Daki and Gyutaro,
December 1, 2024 at 4:36 AM
FEARSOME GODZILLA HAS EVOLVED
December 1, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Happy Turkey Day 🦃🦃🦃🇹🇷🦃🦃
November 28, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 28, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Mrs. Pepper, a beautiful southeast asian latina woman met Mr. Salt, a Chinese French immigrant.
November 28, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,

while engaged: my perfect fiancee,

5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
November 26, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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El Chupacabra witnesses Christ in the manger
November 25, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Still does just wanting for Other Mother to pop up and replace my eyes with buttons any minute
This place is giving off Other World vibes ngl.
November 25, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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Arthropleura, the largest known arthropod to ever exist at an estimated 2.5 metres long, walks slowly along an ancient Carboniferous coastline looking for food.
November 25, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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Obviously Santa isn’t real, it’s El Chupacabra who deliverers presents every year
November 25, 2024 at 10:42 AM