Frankie F. Funk
frankieffunk.bsky.social
Frankie F. Funk
@frankieffunk.bsky.social
Chicago's finest Roleplaying Gamer / Energy Wonk / Geekdad / Metalhead /Cargo Biker / Cat Parent
The problem with listening to vinyl LPs with a cat on your lap is that the music runs out before the cat does and you can't get up to flip it to the B side.
February 19, 2026 at 10:08 PM
This account is magic
La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative
February 19, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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Every high schooler that drives to school in Chicago is a policy failure
February 19, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Sell the team and cash out you cheap bastards. #chicago
February 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Nobody would steal these like my last two sets of pogies
I'e seen many things, but until today I'd never seen pogies/hand protectors made from 4-litre plastic jugs.
THey're attached & held in place on the handlebars with impressive amounts of black electrical tape.
#DIY 🛠️
February 18, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Just got the news that my work got a grant that I wrote the proposal for. Now I'm actually going to have to do the project. This is filling me with a lot of anxiety.
February 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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This society is so sick that we’ve collectively normalized the fact that any one of us can murder someone else (or ourselves) one day while simply driving to the grocery store or work or wherever. Literally end someone’s life. We are a fascist death cult & car supremacy is just another symptom.
The person hit by a driver at Bellevue and Pine earlier tonight has died, according to the Seattle Police Department.
Seattle Fire is currently responding to a driver hitting someone walking at Bellevue Ave and E Pine St.
February 17, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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Don't forget to dismount, folks

#ValentinesDay
February 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Good day to wash some bikes and post for likes
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
If the bathroom doesn't look like this, you're probably in the wrong place
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Next year, I'll have one kid at Von Stupid and one kid at Nerdside
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I have nothing more to add because my kids would make fun of me for trying
February 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Fuck yeah, my kid got into Northside. He's a smart little fucker.
February 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Good job being ready for the bandwidth needs for High School admission results CPS. Really on top of things this time. /s
February 13, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The Harold and Maude soundtrack is not my usual ride home music choice, but it was the right one today. There's a million ways to be, you know that there are.
February 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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A fact that sounds like bullshit but is actually true:

There is more square footage of parking *per car* in the US than there is square footage of housing *per person.*
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Post a tree you photographed
February 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I know I have seen Aliens too many times because I can't hear anyone say "Any questions?" without having to bite my tongue to not say "Yeah, how do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?"
February 11, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Just got my copy of Free Chicago. What a gorgeous book! Long live the @chicagoreader.com I can't wait for the next 50 years.
February 9, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I love it when immigrants invent amazing new foods based on their native cuisine.
as long as we're talking about PR, the jibarito is a top tier sandwich. born and raised in Humboldt Park.
February 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Administrative Law Judge Dredd
I nominate all of BikeSky as a communal Traffic Court Judge Dredd
Probate Judge Dredd
Social Security Judge Dredd
Traffic Court Judge Dredd
February 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
One of my cats seems to have taught herself to use the toilet. Daughter and wife have both spotted her doing so.
February 7, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Sunny fuzzy belly
February 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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At some point in a better future. We will ask ourselves how was it, for so long, acceptable that a human gets one licence to drive any tin box of any power rating or size forever without re-testing. Even if they abuse that power. 🌍 Cyclists & pedestrians killed by the hour. One day that will change
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 AM