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Perfectly Cromulent
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Bog witch
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Fun fact: if you're buying from a creator on etsy, you can reduce their etsy selling fees from 6.5% to 2.5% by ordering via 'shopname.etsy.com' instead of 'etsy.com/shopname' or searching from the main site. It costs you the same but the creator makes more
January 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Yes, I figured out how to put a snow globe into a fully functional fountain pen.

That's why this pen design is cartridge AND can stand on end. (The cap also fits on the end of the section if want to post the pen without the snow globe on it.
January 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hey it's been a year since this happened and I work for an actual evil retail company with actual terrible maga clientele now. I make pretty decent money though but the holidays almost killed me.
December 20, 2024 at 11:35 PM
@neilhamburger.bsky.social I work for television shopping channel with three letters and the other day someone asked me to describe the shape of the state of Georgia to them and I was stumped. It also made your snowglobe call painfully accurate. Kudos.
December 8, 2024 at 5:07 PM
You ever get a little bit of warm water on your wrist and the desire to shower intensifies? This only happens since I started working from home and not a flexible enough position I can jump in for a satisfying rinse.
November 10, 2024 at 9:17 PM
The last two weeks have been exhausting. I am just mentally tapped out.
a close up of homer simpson 's face with big eyes and a beard
ALT: a close up of homer simpson 's face with big eyes and a beard
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October 19, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Don't make the same mistake I did. #strawberryleopard is terrible. It stains everything but your hair.

Seriously. How does a pastel stain your carpet???
October 19, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Walmart brand corn is terrible.
October 18, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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Happy World Goth Day!
Remember, there is no one way to be goth.
Be aware of the bands that helped form the subculture (Bauhaus, Siouxsie, The Cure, etc.), but also know there are all sorts of goth music subgenres, so explore!
May 22, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Some dude: happy mother's day
Retail brain on autopilot: thanks, you too.

(also not a mom)
May 11, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Honestly, I forgot this thing could be my new rant-hole.
May 10, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Work sucks. (I know.)
May 10, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Your pal Page getting the job offers.
January 5, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Due to weird circumstances, I went 6 days without coffee. AMA
December 30, 2023 at 5:47 PM
I may not have a job but at least they let us keep equipment with zero information how to reset it to factory.

But I did it!
I may not have a job but I do have a new PC and a new laptop.

I've been almost mobile Internet exclusively for almost 10 years. This is is game changing.
December 28, 2023 at 1:17 AM
A friend gifted this to me for Xmas and it's probably my newest favorite thing.
December 25, 2023 at 1:20 AM
Mom gave me dad's wedding ring. 🥹
December 25, 2023 at 1:15 AM
I've never not worked before. It's weird. This is day one. I am now constantly thinking about food.
December 22, 2023 at 1:04 AM
Welp
December 20, 2023 at 1:33 PM
Work update: they are laying people off in waves. I have "survived" another round. They shut the phone lines down so now we are answering emails until our time is up. It could be from now til February. I'll only get a half hour notice before it happens.
December 15, 2023 at 1:24 AM
My job: MAKE SURE YOU SIGN UP FOR MANDATORY OVERTIME
also my job: we're closing and you're fired Feb 7
December 7, 2023 at 11:37 PM
A bunch of weirdos at work nominated me as someone that's been extremely helpful with all the work changes and I think that's stupid and sweet and I get ~store credit~ I don't hate the Godzilla pic.
December 6, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Spending time with the inlaws.
November 24, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Elden Ring is $20 ok Amazon. Should I go for it?
November 19, 2023 at 4:20 PM
November 6, 2023 at 11:32 PM