𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. [🎃 EVENT]
@fracturedthwips.bsky.social
"𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠!"
Benjamin Reilly.
The Scarlet Spider.
First Appearance: 12/2024
inked by http://kas.
[ #MVRP | #MarvelRP | #SpiderManRP ]
Benjamin Reilly.
The Scarlet Spider.
First Appearance: 12/2024
inked by http://kas.
[ #MVRP | #MarvelRP | #SpiderManRP ]
Pinned
Reposted by 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. [🎃 EVENT]
--✨[̲̅N][̲̅e][̲̅w] [M][̲̅u][̲̅t][̲̅a][̲̅n][̲̅t]✨--
..........................................................
𝐗-𝐌𝐚𝐧 | 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐞 | 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧
─ ·· · ── ·✶· ─ · ✨ · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·· ─
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬
✘ - 𝐀 𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭
...........................................................
-✨ 𝐃𝐨 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐤? ✨-
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𝐗-𝐌𝐚𝐧 | 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐞 | 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧
─ ·· · ── ·✶· ─ · ✨ · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·· ─
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬
✘ - 𝐀 𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭
...........................................................
-✨ 𝐃𝐨 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐤? ✨-
August 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
--✨[̲̅N][̲̅e][̲̅w] [M][̲̅u][̲̅t][̲̅a][̲̅n][̲̅t]✨--
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𝐗-𝐌𝐚𝐧 | 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐞 | 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧
─ ·· · ── ·✶· ─ · ✨ · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·· ─
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬
✘ - 𝐀 𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭
...........................................................
-✨ 𝐃𝐨 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐤? ✨-
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𝐗-𝐌𝐚𝐧 | 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐞 | 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧
─ ·· · ── ·✶· ─ · ✨ · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·· ─
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬
✘ - 𝐀 𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭
...........................................................
-✨ 𝐃𝐨 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐤? ✨-
MY MAN.
Having the best dinner known to man.
(Pizza place was closed.)
(Pizza place was closed.)
November 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
MY MAN.
Reposted by 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. [🎃 EVENT]
[PECKPECKPECKPECK-]
AHA-! I've found your weakness, hero! An assorted array of cosmic kisses! MWAH.
Have at thee, Good Person!
AHA-! I've found your weakness, hero! An assorted array of cosmic kisses! MWAH.
Have at thee, Good Person!
AGHH—
[ Oh no! A villainous attack! And she's soooo weak she cant possibly stop all the smooches ?!]
[ Oh no! A villainous attack! And she's soooo weak she cant possibly stop all the smooches ?!]
[TACKLING HER TO THE GROUND, SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH-]
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
[PECKPECKPECKPECK-]
AHA-! I've found your weakness, hero! An assorted array of cosmic kisses! MWAH.
Have at thee, Good Person!
AHA-! I've found your weakness, hero! An assorted array of cosmic kisses! MWAH.
Have at thee, Good Person!
Reposted by 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. [🎃 EVENT]
Peter Parker is no more.
Now New York faces the Shadow of the Goblin!
[A 🎃 EVENT.]
Now New York faces the Shadow of the Goblin!
[A 🎃 EVENT.]
November 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Peter Parker is no more.
Now New York faces the Shadow of the Goblin!
[A 🎃 EVENT.]
Now New York faces the Shadow of the Goblin!
[A 🎃 EVENT.]
Reposted by 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. [🎃 EVENT]
PROJECT PROMETHEUS,
A NORMAN OSBORN 🎃 SOLO.
A NORMAN OSBORN 🎃 SOLO.
Oscorp is rebuilding.
So am I.
So am I.
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
PROJECT PROMETHEUS,
A NORMAN OSBORN 🎃 SOLO.
A NORMAN OSBORN 🎃 SOLO.
Reposted by 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. [🎃 EVENT]
"I am the morning sun, come to vanquish this horrible night!"
~Shanoa of Ecclesia
~Castlevania Roleplay
~Canon Divergent
~Minors DNI
~Any art used is not my own, will delete if requested.
Repost for mutuals?
~Shanoa of Ecclesia
~Castlevania Roleplay
~Canon Divergent
~Minors DNI
~Any art used is not my own, will delete if requested.
Repost for mutuals?
October 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"I am the morning sun, come to vanquish this horrible night!"
~Shanoa of Ecclesia
~Castlevania Roleplay
~Canon Divergent
~Minors DNI
~Any art used is not my own, will delete if requested.
Repost for mutuals?
~Shanoa of Ecclesia
~Castlevania Roleplay
~Canon Divergent
~Minors DNI
~Any art used is not my own, will delete if requested.
Repost for mutuals?
// THAT BEING SAID
I'M EXTENDING THE HALLOWEEN EVENTS FOR UNTIL I GET BORED OF IT SO FEEL FREE TO THROW EGGS AT GREEN GOBLIN OR TWIST BEN'S NIPPLES
I'M EXTENDING THE HALLOWEEN EVENTS FOR UNTIL I GET BORED OF IT SO FEEL FREE TO THROW EGGS AT GREEN GOBLIN OR TWIST BEN'S NIPPLES
// fuck I wanna be on here and Ben so bAd but I got halloweeny commitments
ENJOY YOUR SPOOK NIGHT EVERYONE
ENJOY YOUR SPOOK NIGHT EVERYONE
October 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
// THAT BEING SAID
I'M EXTENDING THE HALLOWEEN EVENTS FOR UNTIL I GET BORED OF IT SO FEEL FREE TO THROW EGGS AT GREEN GOBLIN OR TWIST BEN'S NIPPLES
I'M EXTENDING THE HALLOWEEN EVENTS FOR UNTIL I GET BORED OF IT SO FEEL FREE TO THROW EGGS AT GREEN GOBLIN OR TWIST BEN'S NIPPLES
Reposted by 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. [🎃 EVENT]
"𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒈 𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑖𝑡 𝑚𝑒.ᐟ"
𝘞𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘥𝘰𝘭, 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳-𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦-
🕸️ Spider-Variant
🕸️ MVRP
🕸️ 25+
🕸️ SL's, Banter, etc
📻 25+ mun, she/her, GMT
𝘞𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘥𝘰𝘭, 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳-𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦-
🕸️ Spider-Variant
🕸️ MVRP
🕸️ 25+
🕸️ SL's, Banter, etc
📻 25+ mun, she/her, GMT
August 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒈 𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑖𝑡 𝑚𝑒.ᐟ"
𝘞𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘥𝘰𝘭, 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳-𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦-
🕸️ Spider-Variant
🕸️ MVRP
🕸️ 25+
🕸️ SL's, Banter, etc
📻 25+ mun, she/her, GMT
𝘞𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘥𝘰𝘭, 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳-𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦-
🕸️ Spider-Variant
🕸️ MVRP
🕸️ 25+
🕸️ SL's, Banter, etc
📻 25+ mun, she/her, GMT
"... Man. I'm NOT cute, I'm SUPER evil right now!"
@fracturedthwips.bsky.social
"Well, aren't you cute?"
"Well, aren't you cute?"
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"... Man. I'm NOT cute, I'm SUPER evil right now!"
😏
Jokes on you. I actually only needed four dollars. I'm gonna take ONE extra!
See, kids? That's how you be a notorious villain for Halloween.
Jokes on you. I actually only needed four dollars. I'm gonna take ONE extra!
See, kids? That's how you be a notorious villain for Halloween.
There's only, like, ten dollars.
October 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
😏
Jokes on you. I actually only needed four dollars. I'm gonna take ONE extra!
See, kids? That's how you be a notorious villain for Halloween.
Jokes on you. I actually only needed four dollars. I'm gonna take ONE extra!
See, kids? That's how you be a notorious villain for Halloween.
Reposted by 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. [🎃 EVENT]
INTRODUCTORY MESSAGE UPDATED.
ULTRON HEALTH COMPANION IS A REPURPOSED ULTRON MODEL FOR PRIMARY USE AS A SUPPLEMENTARY HEALTH CHECKER. FUNCTIONS VARY, BUT INCLUDE A REFRIDGERATION UNIT, DRYING FUNCTIONS, HYDRATION FUNCTIONS, AND MORE.
THIS MODEL HAS BEEN DISARMED AND CONSIDERED "SAFE".
ULTRON HEALTH COMPANION IS A REPURPOSED ULTRON MODEL FOR PRIMARY USE AS A SUPPLEMENTARY HEALTH CHECKER. FUNCTIONS VARY, BUT INCLUDE A REFRIDGERATION UNIT, DRYING FUNCTIONS, HYDRATION FUNCTIONS, AND MORE.
THIS MODEL HAS BEEN DISARMED AND CONSIDERED "SAFE".
September 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
INTRODUCTORY MESSAGE UPDATED.
ULTRON HEALTH COMPANION IS A REPURPOSED ULTRON MODEL FOR PRIMARY USE AS A SUPPLEMENTARY HEALTH CHECKER. FUNCTIONS VARY, BUT INCLUDE A REFRIDGERATION UNIT, DRYING FUNCTIONS, HYDRATION FUNCTIONS, AND MORE.
THIS MODEL HAS BEEN DISARMED AND CONSIDERED "SAFE".
ULTRON HEALTH COMPANION IS A REPURPOSED ULTRON MODEL FOR PRIMARY USE AS A SUPPLEMENTARY HEALTH CHECKER. FUNCTIONS VARY, BUT INCLUDE A REFRIDGERATION UNIT, DRYING FUNCTIONS, HYDRATION FUNCTIONS, AND MORE.
THIS MODEL HAS BEEN DISARMED AND CONSIDERED "SAFE".
Reposted by 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. [🎃 EVENT]
Don't listen to him, he has access to my purse
October 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Don't listen to him, he has access to my purse
Reposted by 𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. [🎃 EVENT]
…
“Dude get a job.”
“Dude get a job.”
GUYS I NEED MONEY
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
…
“Dude get a job.”
“Dude get a job.”
FIVE DOLLARS
How much.
GUYS I NEED MONEY
October 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
FIVE DOLLARS
NEW YORK IS UNDER SIEGE FROM FOOLS, GHOULS, THRILLS AND CHILLS- AND IT NEEDS YOUR HELP!
BY ENTERING YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER, EXPIRATION DATE AND THE THREE DIGITS ON THE BACK-
BY ENTERING YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER, EXPIRATION DATE AND THE THREE DIGITS ON THE BACK-
October 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
NEW YORK IS UNDER SIEGE FROM FOOLS, GHOULS, THRILLS AND CHILLS- AND IT NEEDS YOUR HELP!
BY ENTERING YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER, EXPIRATION DATE AND THE THREE DIGITS ON THE BACK-
BY ENTERING YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER, EXPIRATION DATE AND THE THREE DIGITS ON THE BACK-
"Sigh. Halloween, man. I swear you'll be good in like, a couple of days. Right? That's usually how long these things last?"
...
"I'M NOT TINY, I'M EVIL!"
...
"I'M NOT TINY, I'M EVIL!"
"𝗜 𝗔𝗠, 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗜'𝗠 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝗠𝗘. 𝗜𝗧 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗗."
...
"𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝗦𝗢 𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗬..."
...
"𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝗦𝗢 𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗬..."
"..."
More dial-up internet noises.
"Bro. Don't do this to me right now. You're. You're sentient though? Like, are you good?"
More dial-up internet noises.
"Bro. Don't do this to me right now. You're. You're sentient though? Like, are you good?"
October 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"Sigh. Halloween, man. I swear you'll be good in like, a couple of days. Right? That's usually how long these things last?"
...
"I'M NOT TINY, I'M EVIL!"
...
"I'M NOT TINY, I'M EVIL!"
[Gosh she was so great. Err. No! She was horrible! Grrr!]
-oh, right, yeah yeah, that makes sense-!
AHEM.
Heaven is no match for me! The insatiable Chazzm!
[Making an evil pose!!!]
You will suffer greatly for what you've done! You... good guy!
I will assault you with... kisses now!!!
-oh, right, yeah yeah, that makes sense-!
AHEM.
Heaven is no match for me! The insatiable Chazzm!
[Making an evil pose!!!]
You will suffer greatly for what you've done! You... good guy!
I will assault you with... kisses now!!!
[ She's playing up the dramatics. Oh woe is her to be around such evil! ]
Oh good heavens, how cruel!
[ A great actress. ]
..they usually think they're in the right— speaking from an evil perspective, BUT! Oh dear, whatever will I do?
Oh good heavens, how cruel!
[ A great actress. ]
..they usually think they're in the right— speaking from an evil perspective, BUT! Oh dear, whatever will I do?
[OUGh. That was Cute as fuck.]
Y-Y-Y-Yeah.
You're just Okay.
But me? I am... the greatest ever. Just the greatest most evil guy.
... Wait, Raven- do evil guys think they're evil, or do they think they're right?
They totally think they're right, right?
Y-Y-Y-Yeah.
You're just Okay.
But me? I am... the greatest ever. Just the greatest most evil guy.
... Wait, Raven- do evil guys think they're evil, or do they think they're right?
They totally think they're right, right?
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
[Gosh she was so great. Err. No! She was horrible! Grrr!]
-oh, right, yeah yeah, that makes sense-!
AHEM.
Heaven is no match for me! The insatiable Chazzm!
[Making an evil pose!!!]
You will suffer greatly for what you've done! You... good guy!
I will assault you with... kisses now!!!
-oh, right, yeah yeah, that makes sense-!
AHEM.
Heaven is no match for me! The insatiable Chazzm!
[Making an evil pose!!!]
You will suffer greatly for what you've done! You... good guy!
I will assault you with... kisses now!!!
"..."
More dial-up internet noises.
"Bro. Don't do this to me right now. You're. You're sentient though? Like, are you good?"
More dial-up internet noises.
"Bro. Don't do this to me right now. You're. You're sentient though? Like, are you good?"
"𝗜𝗧 𝗜𝗦... 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔 𝗖𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗠𝗘, 𝗜'𝗠 𝗔𝗙𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗗."
"... Oh shit..."
Dial up Internet noises.
"Dude! Miguel?! That costume is SICK!"
Dial up Internet noises.
"Dude! Miguel?! That costume is SICK!"
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"..."
More dial-up internet noises.
"Bro. Don't do this to me right now. You're. You're sentient though? Like, are you good?"
More dial-up internet noises.
"Bro. Don't do this to me right now. You're. You're sentient though? Like, are you good?"
"... Oh shit..."
Dial up Internet noises.
"Dude! Miguel?! That costume is SICK!"
Dial up Internet noises.
"Dude! Miguel?! That costume is SICK!"
"𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗔𝗫, 𝗕𝗘𝗡."
That low rumbling voice does sound like Miguel's.
"𝗜 𝗔𝗟𝗪𝗔𝗬𝗦 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧, 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥?"
That low rumbling voice does sound like Miguel's.
"𝗜 𝗔𝗟𝗪𝗔𝗬𝗦 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧, 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥?"
"He's not evil, he's just misunderstood?"
UH UH.
NAH.
"Hey, buddy! Uhhh. I'm gonna bring you to the pound, now!"
UH UH.
NAH.
"Hey, buddy! Uhhh. I'm gonna bring you to the pound, now!"
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"... Oh shit..."
Dial up Internet noises.
"Dude! Miguel?! That costume is SICK!"
Dial up Internet noises.
"Dude! Miguel?! That costume is SICK!"
[OUGh. That was Cute as fuck.]
Y-Y-Y-Yeah.
You're just Okay.
But me? I am... the greatest ever. Just the greatest most evil guy.
... Wait, Raven- do evil guys think they're evil, or do they think they're right?
They totally think they're right, right?
Y-Y-Y-Yeah.
You're just Okay.
But me? I am... the greatest ever. Just the greatest most evil guy.
... Wait, Raven- do evil guys think they're evil, or do they think they're right?
They totally think they're right, right?
[ Feigning a pout, the back of her hand against her forehead.]
Just okay? Only okay? I got all dressed up..
Just okay? Only okay? I got all dressed up..
For Halloween, I'm being evil.
... Gosh, you look so-
[Wait. Anger. Sorrow! Rage!]
- I mean.
Grr. You look so. Just Okay.
... Gosh, you look so-
[Wait. Anger. Sorrow! Rage!]
- I mean.
Grr. You look so. Just Okay.
October 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
[OUGh. That was Cute as fuck.]
Y-Y-Y-Yeah.
You're just Okay.
But me? I am... the greatest ever. Just the greatest most evil guy.
... Wait, Raven- do evil guys think they're evil, or do they think they're right?
They totally think they're right, right?
Y-Y-Y-Yeah.
You're just Okay.
But me? I am... the greatest ever. Just the greatest most evil guy.
... Wait, Raven- do evil guys think they're evil, or do they think they're right?
They totally think they're right, right?
"WAIT NO, NO I HATE GETTING WET IN COSTUUUUUME-"
Bling!
There he goes...
Bling!
There he goes...
"KREEEEEEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKEEEE!"
Throws him into the East River.
Throws him into the East River.
"HEY, WATCH THE MERCHANDISE, BUDDY!"
Launching a fart right in his direction!
Launching a fart right in his direction!
October 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"WAIT NO, NO I HATE GETTING WET IN COSTUUUUUME-"
Bling!
There he goes...
Bling!
There he goes...