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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
BREAKING: Newly elected NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani orders to destroy New Jersey as first order of business
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
BREAKING: Newly elected NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani orders to destroy New Jersey as first order of business
More like no wings! Where's the staff? Get it together Buffalo!
October 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
More like no wings! Where's the staff? Get it together Buffalo!
what the fuck dude
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Can't wait to spend more quality time together! ❤️🇺🇸
Can't wait to spend more quality time together! ❤️🇺🇸
October 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
what the fuck dude
OFF THE RECORD: It is kinda crazy how after a year of this shit we are still being confused for the real FOX News when they are not on this platform. We're just a bunch of dudes who got stuck in the White House and can't get out. Help. Please.
October 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
OFF THE RECORD: It is kinda crazy how after a year of this shit we are still being confused for the real FOX News when they are not on this platform. We're just a bunch of dudes who got stuck in the White House and can't get out. Help. Please.
nevermind we're back. business as usual
holy shit we got shadowbanned
October 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
nevermind we're back. business as usual
BREAKING: Dennis Prager moves to Curaçao
September 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
BREAKING: Dennis Prager moves to Curaçao
BREAKING: we got robbed.
May 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
BREAKING: we got robbed.
LOCAL: Seven Corners renamed to Sixteen Corners due to inflation. "It needs more, to be honest" says resident Robert Bankston.
May 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
LOCAL: Seven Corners renamed to Sixteen Corners due to inflation. "It needs more, to be honest" says resident Robert Bankston.
yea
Hey @foxnewscorporation.bsky.social -
Why did you take the stock ticker off the bottom of your page for the first time ever? Do you think your viewers are that stupid?
Why did you take the stock ticker off the bottom of your page for the first time ever? Do you think your viewers are that stupid?
April 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
yea
holy shit we got shadowbanned
April 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
holy shit we got shadowbanned
BREAKING: Adobe is following Fox News on Bluesky
April 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
BREAKING: Adobe is following Fox News on Bluesky
BREAKING: Popular app Bluesky refuses to see us as the REAL Fox News. How ignorant of them.
April 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
BREAKING: Popular app Bluesky refuses to see us as the REAL Fox News. How ignorant of them.
BREAKING: Trump to impose 45.6% tariffs on Mars
April 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
BREAKING: Trump to impose 45.6% tariffs on Mars
BREAKING: Someone on Grindr showed me their penis, and this time I asked for it! Life is so wonderful
March 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
BREAKING: Someone on Grindr showed me their penis, and this time I asked for it! Life is so wonderful
BREAKING: It's finally time. The people need me.
March 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
BREAKING: It's finally time. The people need me.
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BREAKING NEWS: Trump is going to put tariffs on... ummm.....hmmmmmm what?
March 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Trump is going to put tariffs on... ummm.....hmmmmmm what?
BREAKING: They're doxxing my ass
DOGE’s federal property sell-off has accidentally revealed a CIA black site in Northern Virginia, according to Bloomberg.
March 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
BREAKING: They're doxxing my ass
BREAKING: I just revived myself
February 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
BREAKING: I just revived myself
BREAKING: i'm gonna kill myself
February 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
BREAKING: i'm gonna kill myself
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February 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
BREAKING: We have gotten word that the metal band Slipknot is being sued by furries over the name of their Knotfest event. "I really felt scammed" says one furry ticket buyer.
February 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
BREAKING: We have gotten word that the metal band Slipknot is being sued by furries over the name of their Knotfest event. "I really felt scammed" says one furry ticket buyer.
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Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance
February 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance