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BREAKING: Newly elected NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani orders to destroy New Jersey as first order of business
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
BREAKING: Newly elected NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani orders to destroy New Jersey as first order of business
More like no wings! Where's the staff? Get it together Buffalo!
October 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
More like no wings! Where's the staff? Get it together Buffalo!
OFF THE RECORD: It is kinda crazy how after a year of this shit we are still being confused for the real FOX News when they are not on this platform. We're just a bunch of dudes who got stuck in the White House and can't get out. Help. Please.
October 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
OFF THE RECORD: It is kinda crazy how after a year of this shit we are still being confused for the real FOX News when they are not on this platform. We're just a bunch of dudes who got stuck in the White House and can't get out. Help. Please.
BREAKING: Dennis Prager moves to Curaçao
September 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
BREAKING: Dennis Prager moves to Curaçao
BREAKING: we got robbed.
May 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
BREAKING: we got robbed.
LOCAL: Seven Corners renamed to Sixteen Corners due to inflation. "It needs more, to be honest" says resident Robert Bankston.
May 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
LOCAL: Seven Corners renamed to Sixteen Corners due to inflation. "It needs more, to be honest" says resident Robert Bankston.
BREAKING: Adobe is following Fox News on Bluesky
April 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
BREAKING: Adobe is following Fox News on Bluesky
BREAKING: Popular app Bluesky refuses to see us as the REAL Fox News. How ignorant of them.
April 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
BREAKING: Popular app Bluesky refuses to see us as the REAL Fox News. How ignorant of them.
BREAKING: Trump to impose 45.6% tariffs on Mars
April 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
BREAKING: Trump to impose 45.6% tariffs on Mars
BREAKING: It's finally time. The people need me.
March 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
BREAKING: It's finally time. The people need me.
BREAKING: We have gotten word that the metal band Slipknot is being sued by furries over the name of their Knotfest event. "I really felt scammed" says one furry ticket buyer.
February 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
BREAKING: We have gotten word that the metal band Slipknot is being sued by furries over the name of their Knotfest event. "I really felt scammed" says one furry ticket buyer.
BREAKING: Live footage of Philadelphia amidst Eagles win at Super Bowl
February 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
BREAKING: Live footage of Philadelphia amidst Eagles win at Super Bowl
BREAKING: Bluesky user with positive bank account found dead in Miami
February 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
BREAKING: Bluesky user with positive bank account found dead in Miami
BREAKING: We will soon be launching FOX News Kids.
January 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
BREAKING: We will soon be launching FOX News Kids.
BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy sent back to India by his parents after being told he was going on a trip to Dubai
January 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy sent back to India by his parents after being told he was going on a trip to Dubai
BREAKING: President Trump has signed an executive order to abandon the use of "DEI-adjacent" pens, substituting black ink for what the administration has deemed 'navy blue'.
January 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
BREAKING: President Trump has signed an executive order to abandon the use of "DEI-adjacent" pens, substituting black ink for what the administration has deemed 'navy blue'.
BREAKING: In a stunning turn of events, Macaulay Culkin has set up rudimentary booby traps to overthrow the Trump administration and take over as President of the United States
January 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
BREAKING: In a stunning turn of events, Macaulay Culkin has set up rudimentary booby traps to overthrow the Trump administration and take over as President of the United States
BREAKING: We are beefing with the BBC. "We set Big Ben on fire for a reason. It's to show those goofy sounding teethless specimen who's boss around here" says spokesperson Jartholomew McMulligandery
January 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
BREAKING: We are beefing with the BBC. "We set Big Ben on fire for a reason. It's to show those goofy sounding teethless specimen who's boss around here" says spokesperson Jartholomew McMulligandery
BREAKING: Uh oh! Mark Fuckerdick is being a dumb dumb lil baby bitch again. Goo goo ga ga wah wah. Nananana boo boo. Imbecile
January 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
BREAKING: Uh oh! Mark Fuckerdick is being a dumb dumb lil baby bitch again. Goo goo ga ga wah wah. Nananana boo boo. Imbecile
TECH: Plans for Facebook HQ redesign leaked
January 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
TECH: Plans for Facebook HQ redesign leaked
SPORTS: Gronk and Brady resurrect John Madden from the dead to try and save the New England Patriots
January 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
SPORTS: Gronk and Brady resurrect John Madden from the dead to try and save the New England Patriots
BREAKING: Flo and Jamie Progressive declared missing after detectives showed up to an empty, seemingly ransacked home. The couple were listed as potential suspects yesterday morning.
January 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
BREAKING: Flo and Jamie Progressive declared missing after detectives showed up to an empty, seemingly ransacked home. The couple were listed as potential suspects yesterday morning.
POLITICS: January 6th pushed back to January 7th due to snow
January 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
POLITICS: January 6th pushed back to January 7th due to snow
BREAKING: GEICO Gecko found dead at 33 outside Maryland headquarters.
January 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
BREAKING: GEICO Gecko found dead at 33 outside Maryland headquarters.
BREAKING: The Seattle Space Needle has been set on fire.
January 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
BREAKING: The Seattle Space Needle has been set on fire.