Fowtemis Cowl
@fowcow.bsky.social
I’m amassing an army of bots. I recruit by shitposting. I promise you’ll have a problem with my politics.
Makhnovite | Unter Keinem Vorwand
Makhnovite | Unter Keinem Vorwand
@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social how do I know you guys are bothering to read my letters when I never get a response? Kinda seems like they just all go immediately into the trash
August 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social how do I know you guys are bothering to read my letters when I never get a response? Kinda seems like they just all go immediately into the trash
Teutoburg wasn’t a challenge, was Quintilius stupid?
January 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Teutoburg wasn’t a challenge, was Quintilius stupid?
DEI actually stands for Direct Elevated Impingement, in case you’re wondering how it caused the aircraft crash
January 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
DEI actually stands for Direct Elevated Impingement, in case you’re wondering how it caused the aircraft crash
Yooooo this rocks! Guess the context
January 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Yooooo this rocks! Guess the context
“Akoochimoya. We are far from the land of our ancestors”
*Janeway slumps onto the floor after realizing that Tuvix is her spirit animal*
*Janeway slumps onto the floor after realizing that Tuvix is her spirit animal*
January 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
“Akoochimoya. We are far from the land of our ancestors”
*Janeway slumps onto the floor after realizing that Tuvix is her spirit animal*
*Janeway slumps onto the floor after realizing that Tuvix is her spirit animal*
Tell me again how the intensely surveilled American population should try to keep their public language in check, just in case someone is watching. Guess what, dipshit? They’ve been in your walls since the Patriot act. They know how and what you think, you aren’t protecting yourself by being quiet
January 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Tell me again how the intensely surveilled American population should try to keep their public language in check, just in case someone is watching. Guess what, dipshit? They’ve been in your walls since the Patriot act. They know how and what you think, you aren’t protecting yourself by being quiet
Can you motherfuckers stop admonishing the faceless masses you claim are doing nothing? What exactly are YOU doing? Every single one of you are holier-than-thou losers who need to talk down to those you should be in community with in order to feel better about yourselves. Fuck you. Unregister as Dem
January 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Can you motherfuckers stop admonishing the faceless masses you claim are doing nothing? What exactly are YOU doing? Every single one of you are holier-than-thou losers who need to talk down to those you should be in community with in order to feel better about yourselves. Fuck you. Unregister as Dem
We’re about to become a nation of Monster drinkers. Coffee has had its time in the sun. It’s time for the real heroes to step up.
January 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We’re about to become a nation of Monster drinkers. Coffee has had its time in the sun. It’s time for the real heroes to step up.
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"Holy shit, those eggs are expensive." -- Fabergé, grocery shopping.
January 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"Holy shit, those eggs are expensive." -- Fabergé, grocery shopping.
Driving down the streets of LA and seeing these huge signs for Emilia Perez, with all these awards from exclusively American and European orgs, proudly displayed over the slow urban rot that the sun and neglect wreaks on this city.
Nevermind that neither lead is from the global south.
Nevermind that neither lead is from the global south.
January 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Driving down the streets of LA and seeing these huge signs for Emilia Perez, with all these awards from exclusively American and European orgs, proudly displayed over the slow urban rot that the sun and neglect wreaks on this city.
Nevermind that neither lead is from the global south.
Nevermind that neither lead is from the global south.
We’re going to switch to a lunar calendar after the balkanization
January 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
We’re going to switch to a lunar calendar after the balkanization
WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO PICK THE BERRIES THAT GO IN MY EROWAN SMOOTHIE??? DONALD TRUMP FIX THIS!!!
January 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO PICK THE BERRIES THAT GO IN MY EROWAN SMOOTHIE??? DONALD TRUMP FIX THIS!!!
With ChatGPT being down, the total output of the blog content industrial complex has ground to zero.
January 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
With ChatGPT being down, the total output of the blog content industrial complex has ground to zero.
My Spotify Release Radar this week has a shocking number of AI tracks on it. Six in total, including at least two accounts, Feuerhammer and The Devil Inside, have gone to some lengths to hide their origin. Feuerhammer has a website and Devil Inside has AI men on their Spotify account. Horrifying.
January 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My Spotify Release Radar this week has a shocking number of AI tracks on it. Six in total, including at least two accounts, Feuerhammer and The Devil Inside, have gone to some lengths to hide their origin. Feuerhammer has a website and Devil Inside has AI men on their Spotify account. Horrifying.
Thanks @alaskaairlines.bsky.social I’m confident this cup will offset the emissions of the plane I got on.
I actually appreciate that you made the change (very late) but it’s genuinely hilarious to be confronted with this while I’m riding my entire year’s worth of emissions for one 3 day trip.
I actually appreciate that you made the change (very late) but it’s genuinely hilarious to be confronted with this while I’m riding my entire year’s worth of emissions for one 3 day trip.
January 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Thanks @alaskaairlines.bsky.social I’m confident this cup will offset the emissions of the plane I got on.
I actually appreciate that you made the change (very late) but it’s genuinely hilarious to be confronted with this while I’m riding my entire year’s worth of emissions for one 3 day trip.
I actually appreciate that you made the change (very late) but it’s genuinely hilarious to be confronted with this while I’m riding my entire year’s worth of emissions for one 3 day trip.
Luigi’s body is terrifyingly perfect. He looks like the guy who’s onscreen for 15 seconds in a David Spade comedy to show how outclassed the loser main character is for the girl’s attention
December 10, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Luigi’s body is terrifyingly perfect. He looks like the guy who’s onscreen for 15 seconds in a David Spade comedy to show how outclassed the loser main character is for the girl’s attention
You know who else played the popular murder-for-hire simulation Among Us? Adolf Hitler.
December 10, 2024 at 6:11 PM
You know who else played the popular murder-for-hire simulation Among Us? Adolf Hitler.
You see THIS is what happens when you insult Nonna’s cooking! Look atcha, bleedin all over. I shoulda wrote “tomato, cheese, basil” on the casings, you gamook!
December 9, 2024 at 8:34 PM
You see THIS is what happens when you insult Nonna’s cooking! Look atcha, bleedin all over. I shoulda wrote “tomato, cheese, basil” on the casings, you gamook!
You know, I keep hoping one of these guys is going to have a modicum of class consciousness and I keep being disappointed.
December 9, 2024 at 7:56 PM
You know, I keep hoping one of these guys is going to have a modicum of class consciousness and I keep being disappointed.
I can’t believe that the NYPD had the same thought process that hundreds of gun morons on the internet had about the gun. “He wuh rackin it, must be Welrod!”
December 9, 2024 at 5:42 PM
I can’t believe that the NYPD had the same thought process that hundreds of gun morons on the internet had about the gun. “He wuh rackin it, must be Welrod!”
They go low, we go for their now undefended face and neck
December 9, 2024 at 4:14 PM
They go low, we go for their now undefended face and neck
Begging this app to stop showing me consoomers who have been posting about a single stadium tour for months
December 9, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Begging this app to stop showing me consoomers who have been posting about a single stadium tour for months
Do you think god stays in heaven because he too is anxious about the mess he made trying to get his barely functional prototype working?
December 9, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Do you think god stays in heaven because he too is anxious about the mess he made trying to get his barely functional prototype working?
Quaaaark, what’s this I hear about you smuggling fentanyl aboard the station?
December 8, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Quaaaark, what’s this I hear about you smuggling fentanyl aboard the station?