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Fowtemis Cowl
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I’m amassing an army of bots. I recruit by shitposting. I promise you’ll have a problem with my politics.

Makhnovite | Unter Keinem Vorwand
Teutoburg wasn’t a challenge, was Quintilius stupid?
January 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Yooooo this rocks! Guess the context
January 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Thanks @alaskaairlines.bsky.social I’m confident this cup will offset the emissions of the plane I got on.

I actually appreciate that you made the change (very late) but it’s genuinely hilarious to be confronted with this while I’m riding my entire year’s worth of emissions for one 3 day trip.
January 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Imagine how powerful you must feel to have a mouthpiece of Apartheid sucking you off.
December 6, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I used “CEO” too many times and the crypto bots found me
December 6, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Consumerism is when you consume stuff. The more stuff you consume, the more consumerist you are. And if you consume a LOT of stuff, that’s Capitalism.
December 5, 2024 at 10:52 PM
December 5, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Actually, no!
December 5, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Tag urself I’m 5’9 ass
December 5, 2024 at 6:38 AM
December 4, 2024 at 10:08 PM
December 4, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Chat should I restore Korean democracy?
December 3, 2024 at 8:41 PM
This u?
December 2, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Straight jorkin my fascits
December 2, 2024 at 4:35 PM
You fool! I’ve tricked you into arguing pointless semantics! Remember when this was about AI poetry? You haven’t proven anything! Nehehehehehe!
November 30, 2024 at 1:56 AM
This means “we tested a bunch of undergrads who neither read nor study poetry. The AI writes more simply, so the undergrads understood it better.”

Oh fuck I’m coping I’m seething
November 30, 2024 at 12:58 AM
“More like Donald DUCK”

*throws a saw blade at you*
November 29, 2024 at 4:30 AM