A Talking Shark
@fossilizedshark.bsky.social
30+ year old Pokemon OCxCanon enthusiast.
Make everyday a Baja Blast, because you never know when it will be your Baja Last. Please don't follow me if you're a minor.
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#PokemonOCxcanon #PokemonCards #PokemonGO
Make everyday a Baja Blast, because you never know when it will be your Baja Last. Please don't follow me if you're a minor.
Pfp by @yamperdazzle.bsky.social
#PokemonOCxcanon #PokemonCards #PokemonGO
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there are many resistance actions that are worth going to jail over
posting on bluesky is not one of them!
posting on bluesky is not one of them!
important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
there are many resistance actions that are worth going to jail over
posting on bluesky is not one of them!
posting on bluesky is not one of them!
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important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
important message to all bluesky users
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F*** Everything.
January 8, 2026 at 2:43 PM
F*** Everything.
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The surname of the woman who was murdered is literally "Good", even universal symbolism is on the side of the people resisting this insanely out-of-touch administration
January 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The surname of the woman who was murdered is literally "Good", even universal symbolism is on the side of the people resisting this insanely out-of-touch administration
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January 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Star Trek: The Wrath of Charlie Brown
Make a movie title better by adding ", Charlie Brown" to the end.
January 7, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Star Trek: The Wrath of Charlie Brown
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Favorite snacks~ 🍩🍣
Little dates between the chaos of keeping the city safe~
#oc #yume #Corbeau #legendsza
Little dates between the chaos of keeping the city safe~
#oc #yume #Corbeau #legendsza
January 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Favorite snacks~ 🍩🍣
Little dates between the chaos of keeping the city safe~
#oc #yume #Corbeau #legendsza
Little dates between the chaos of keeping the city safe~
#oc #yume #Corbeau #legendsza
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I made a t-shirt last night after I read that Satya Nadella post about how mean we're being by calling AI slop slop.
I'm sad I couldn't get it here in time for the CES keynotes tomorrow.
I'm sad I couldn't get it here in time for the CES keynotes tomorrow.
January 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I made a t-shirt last night after I read that Satya Nadella post about how mean we're being by calling AI slop slop.
I'm sad I couldn't get it here in time for the CES keynotes tomorrow.
I'm sad I couldn't get it here in time for the CES keynotes tomorrow.
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November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I got a combined birthday/Christmas gift from my mom in the form of Venmo funds; I immediately used it to buy trading cards, comic books and toy robots the very same day.
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I got a combined birthday/Christmas gift from my mom in the form of Venmo funds; I immediately used it to buy trading cards, comic books and toy robots the very same day.
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I had an office next to the men’s bathroom during Covid and I could hear the pipes when the sink faucet turned on. Which was about never. I finally put up a sign saying that I could hear them NOT washing their hands and to quit being gross. Nuclear PhDs so smart yet…male.
December 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I had an office next to the men’s bathroom during Covid and I could hear the pipes when the sink faucet turned on. Which was about never. I finally put up a sign saying that I could hear them NOT washing their hands and to quit being gross. Nuclear PhDs so smart yet…male.
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lol. at my old job, the cleaning lady told me that she never, ever had to refill the soap dispenser in the men's bathroom. there were like 50 men who worked there, too.
December 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
lol. at my old job, the cleaning lady told me that she never, ever had to refill the soap dispenser in the men's bathroom. there were like 50 men who worked there, too.
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An entire demographic of folks who got pissed they had to be taught how to properly wash their hands in February 2020 and have simply never recovered from it
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
An entire demographic of folks who got pissed they had to be taught how to properly wash their hands in February 2020 and have simply never recovered from it
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Very similar to “I’ll do anything to protect my country” as long as that means guns but they started foaming at the mouth when that meant wearing a mask and not going to Applebees for a few months.
December 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Very similar to “I’ll do anything to protect my country” as long as that means guns but they started foaming at the mouth when that meant wearing a mask and not going to Applebees for a few months.
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Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
December 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
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If you are migrating from Twitter to Bsky and want to find more accounts to follow, there is a tool called Sky Follower Bridge that will analyze your Twitter following list and show you which accounts are also on Bsky!
www.sky-follower-bridge.dev
www.sky-follower-bridge.dev
December 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If you are migrating from Twitter to Bsky and want to find more accounts to follow, there is a tool called Sky Follower Bridge that will analyze your Twitter following list and show you which accounts are also on Bsky!
www.sky-follower-bridge.dev
www.sky-follower-bridge.dev
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just a little parrotlet who loves to draw cute robots, especially the blue and purple waves 💜💙
🦜 #art #lintuart #transformers #maccadam #wavewave
#artvsartist #artvsartist2025
🦜 #art #lintuart #transformers #maccadam #wavewave
#artvsartist #artvsartist2025
December 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
just a little parrotlet who loves to draw cute robots, especially the blue and purple waves 💜💙
🦜 #art #lintuart #transformers #maccadam #wavewave
#artvsartist #artvsartist2025
🦜 #art #lintuart #transformers #maccadam #wavewave
#artvsartist #artvsartist2025