Definitely Not The Cheat
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Definitely Not The Cheat
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I blame Drake
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I watched somewhere south of ZERO White Sox games this year, but have been glued to this series.

Baseball is still good.

Fuck the White Sox though!
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Is 66 points allowed in the last 60 minutes good?

Asking for the #Bears defense
September 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This would only be a problem for him if Republicans intended on having free and fair elections.

With 15 months left until the midterms, all actions indicate otherwise.
In April, Trump approval among men = 48%
Now = 39%

April, Trump approval among women = 39%
Now = 35%

April, Trump approval among independents = 31%
Now = 21%

"This is really bad news for Trump, and for Republicans who depend on independents in close elections...”

www.umass.edu/news/article...
New National UMass Amherst Poll Finds President Trump’s Job Approval Gap Slides 6 Points Since April | UMass Amherst
The survey finds Trump’s net approval drops to -20 six months into his term, while his approval rating on immigration falls 9 points since April; additionally, 70% say he has not handled Epstein situa...
www.umass.edu
August 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Did the same back when Bill Owens resigned.

If you haven't already, you should do the same ... There's a spot to list why you're cancelling as well.

Let 'em know
July 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Did a deep clean of my junk drawer today. Found 21 Scoopie Tokens from @culvers.com.

Quite possibly my most normie #MidwesternDad thing that I'm actually proud of
July 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Reading about elected Democrats is like following a White Sox level rebuilding team. Maybe there's a promising star and a reliable vet here and there but the rest don't even know what game we're playing.
April 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
RFK: "I was dumb as shit as a kid too"
RFK JR: ADD, ADHD, Tourette syndrome, Narcolepsy, Autism.. All of these are injuries that I never heard of when I was a kid.
April 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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April 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Are we sure this isn't Ryan Day? It looks like Ryan Day
We traded Europe for a guy that builds concentration camps for profit.
April 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Does this mean I can preorder a Nintendo switch 2 now?
April 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
April 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
March 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
March 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Retire yesterday you feckless complicit jellyfish.

You're not ready for the moment. I'll be helping make sure you'll be primaried into retirement if you last that long
There is very little about this CR that I like—but there is even less I like about a government shutdown. With Trump & Musk taking a chainsaw to the government’s workforce & illegally freezing funding, the last thing we need to do is plunge our country into further chaos by shutting down the govt.
March 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Chicago White Sox: hold my beer
February 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Waving goodbye to children's hospital likely to be defunded by world's richest man
February 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
NEW - Ottawa Senators fans booed the American national anthem at the beginning of tonight’s hockey game.
February 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I don't know a lot about football, but if the Bears keep playing like this, they are going to struggle in the playoffs
December 27, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Since his spectacular touchdown, Johnson has been on the field for 1 (2?) plays... Eberflusian strategy
November 30, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Hours later...

Maybe Eberflus thought he had no timeouts left... He is, after all, extremely used working with 2 TOs per half, having lost a wish-cast of a coach's challenge earlier in the half.
November 29, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I am thankful I will not have to watch any Eberflus coached games next season
November 28, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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You used to call me on my self-own
Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm.

Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
November 26, 2024 at 2:18 AM