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they call me bricky vicky
watching bbc news and the feed cuts to kishwer falkner nailing a sign to a bathroom door with “women and passoids only” crudely written on it
Surely the EHRC can see how INSANE this sounds?

Right!? 😬

“Under the new guidance, places…will be able to question transgender women over whether they should be using single-sex services based on how they look, their behaviour or concerns raised by others”

Full article 👉 archive.ph/LWfAM
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 AM
ive never listened to his music but yungblud looks like a borderlands enemy
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
to a guy with a foot fetish: dude my thighs are up here
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:21 AM
ultimate boymoder hoodie
I’m sorry what the fuck is this advert I just got
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
went for a run for the first time in like 3 years today. did 2k, managed good pace in the first k then hit a wall and threw up in a bush lmao
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
anyone else find laser makes the beard shadow look worse for the next week or so? like the follicles get all fucked up and big looking before they fall out and die
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
google maps has turned off reviews for prisons this is so sad
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Chinese slang for a combover is ‘The local authorities provide support for the central government’. (📷: Nesnad)
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
mamdani is going to implement shakira law. if your hips are found by a court to be dishonest you will be stoned to death
mamdani is going to implement sha-1 law. all internet arguments will be hashed and compared to a list of prior arguments. any that match must be abandoned immediately.
mamdani is gonna implement shandalar law. if you want to add new cards to your deck, you have to wander the map and look for random wizard duels
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
can very much relate to that first sentence ever since i upped my estradiol and bought a hitachi
In Her Private Time She's Masturbating 6 Times A Week! The Truth Is She's Had A 4 Year Anal Career As A Hardcore Maso Anal Specialist! Anal Unleashing Bursting Ass Ecstasy! Lena Kiyomoto
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
he predicted it
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
just killed my 2ds by spilling a load of milk on it :(
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
social experiment
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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on guy fawkes night we fawk guys
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
when i was in the psych ward they’d make me drink one of these everytime i wanted a benzo. tbf it did work and they got me to gain like 5kg but the taste still haunts me. like a cheap and really creamy milkshake but with a metallic tang
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
im physically incapable of bedroom eyes because my eyes are shaped like this
November 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
day ruined: i found out im an inch taller than i thought i was
November 2, 2025 at 9:48 AM
about 1 in 6 english people live in london btw
Always fascinating watching people underestimate the size of London vs other UK ciries.

On an average weekday, more journeys are made on JUST the Elizabeth line than the ENTIRE population of Liverpool.

If the Tube was a city, its average daily passengers would make it the 2nd largest in the UK.
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
i lied i don’t have netflix. we’re going to play victoria 3 for 6 hours and if you can get peru to GP status in that time ill sleep with you
October 27, 2025 at 8:35 AM
he’s jelqing
Theory: cats can have ADHD too
October 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
what does this mean?
[Q]
Do you shampoo your armpits?

[A]
no just my tongue

[2009]
October 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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my mitochondria are femboys
October 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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July 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM