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they call me bricky vicky
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The man is beyond unhinged
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
i like sex and connection and pleasure and shit but genitals are fuckin weird man. all genitalia look like internal organs that have somehow been exposed. id be completely repulsed by them if it weren’t for the fact they’re so fun
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
clearly, you do NOT own a 3d printer
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
why did i get turned on reading about sulfur chemistry yesterday? i assumed it was a coincidence but once the chapter started talking about phosphorus it went away??
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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jesse pinkman if he were a secular philosopher in a 16th century theocracy
im being exiled yo
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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no you can't. the british aren't even sexually dimorphic.
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Geopolitics is complicated.
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
having very strange dreams about chemistry. was at a conference presenting a 3d printed reagent grinder that for some reason had to be strapped to the side of your head to work properly
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
>spend all of last week really wanting a particular meal
>buy the stuff for it and make it
>don’t really want it now

WHY?
stupid brain stupid brain stupid brain
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
watching bbc news and the feed cuts to kishwer falkner nailing a sign to a bathroom door with “women and passoids only” crudely written on it
Surely the EHRC can see how INSANE this sounds?

Right!? 😬

“Under the new guidance, places…will be able to question transgender women over whether they should be using single-sex services based on how they look, their behaviour or concerns raised by others”

Full article 👉 archive.ph/LWfAM
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 AM
ive never listened to his music but yungblud looks like a borderlands enemy
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
to a guy with a foot fetish: dude my thighs are up here
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:21 AM
ultimate boymoder hoodie
I’m sorry what the fuck is this advert I just got
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
went for a run for the first time in like 3 years today. did 2k, managed good pace in the first k then hit a wall and threw up in a bush lmao
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
anyone else find laser makes the beard shadow look worse for the next week or so? like the follicles get all fucked up and big looking before they fall out and die
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
google maps has turned off reviews for prisons this is so sad
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Chinese slang for a combover is ‘The local authorities provide support for the central government’. (📷: Nesnad)
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
mamdani is going to implement shakira law. if your hips are found by a court to be dishonest you will be stoned to death
mamdani is going to implement sha-1 law. all internet arguments will be hashed and compared to a list of prior arguments. any that match must be abandoned immediately.
mamdani is gonna implement shandalar law. if you want to add new cards to your deck, you have to wander the map and look for random wizard duels
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
can very much relate to that first sentence ever since i upped my estradiol and bought a hitachi
In Her Private Time She's Masturbating 6 Times A Week! The Truth Is She's Had A 4 Year Anal Career As A Hardcore Maso Anal Specialist! Anal Unleashing Bursting Ass Ecstasy! Lena Kiyomoto
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
he predicted it
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
just killed my 2ds by spilling a load of milk on it :(
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
social experiment
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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on guy fawkes night we fawk guys
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM