iridescent/beige-bandit (brand new✨)
@fluorescentbeige.bsky.social
🌻Exactly what you wanted, and never what you expected🦄
he/she/they/them/non-binary/bicycle
I'm making the collards these days🧑🏽🌾
he/she/they/them/non-binary/bicycle
I'm making the collards these days🧑🏽🌾
Pinned
I be drunk after this karaoke bar... and the decisions I make with my brain after are always so interesting the next day.
Here's a candid where I was fine af
Here's a candid where I was fine af
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
January 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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Comprehension skills being low is crazy cause how we even s’posed to send secret messages to warn each other
January 18, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Comprehension skills being low is crazy cause how we even s’posed to send secret messages to warn each other
You said:
January 18, 2026 at 5:29 PM
You said:
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🗣️🔊RASHEEDA GOT BAGS‼️‼️
January 18, 2026 at 5:11 PM
🗣️🔊RASHEEDA GOT BAGS‼️‼️
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Still patiently waiting for The Archandroid to be on broadway. This would be such a flex for Janelle and would get more POC into theater/musical that otherwise would have no interest
January 18, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Still patiently waiting for The Archandroid to be on broadway. This would be such a flex for Janelle and would get more POC into theater/musical that otherwise would have no interest
I bring a very "why the fuck would u tell me that" vibe to the function.
January 18, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I bring a very "why the fuck would u tell me that" vibe to the function.
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TT need a seat now. "Standing room only" is a young woman's game.
What's an unspoken rule for attending concerts?
January 17, 2026 at 2:14 AM
TT need a seat now. "Standing room only" is a young woman's game.
TOODA LEFF TOODA LEFF
January 17, 2026 at 4:50 AM
TOODA LEFF TOODA LEFF
So far, I do not like Deadpool at all
a woman is making a funny face with her hand in her face .
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media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
So far, I do not like Deadpool at all
I like how the devs took all my mains out back and ended them...
a man wearing glasses and a headset says i just want to play
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a headset says i just want to play
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January 13, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I like how the devs took all my mains out back and ended them...
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The way the context works and is true in both clothing and homosexual. Lmfao
You can find a top anywhere… a good bottom is hard to find
January 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
The way the context works and is true in both clothing and homosexual. Lmfao
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"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
So it looks like Jordan Love will be back next year
a woman is laying on a bed with a vh1 logo on the wall behind her
ALT: a woman is laying on a bed with a vh1 logo on the wall behind her
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
So it looks like Jordan Love will be back next year
This new Zazie Beatz movie looks dope
January 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
This new Zazie Beatz movie looks dope
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What a gem he is.
January 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
What a gem he is.
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This upsets me and, if I may speak for them, my homegirls.
A historical monument?
How is that legal?
How is that legal?
January 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
This upsets me and, if I may speak for them, my homegirls.
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😭😭😭
Yes. The Pork Chops were worth the commotion.
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
😭😭😭
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Diego Rivera:
Who gives a fuck what Frida Kahlo gotta say?
January 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Diego Rivera:
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Yall ain’t shit bwoooy I tell ya. I pray I never get on yall bad side 😭
January 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Yall ain’t shit bwoooy I tell ya. I pray I never get on yall bad side 😭
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If I were Mariah, then I wouldn't know her either...
January 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
If I were Mariah, then I wouldn't know her either...
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Platforms don’t survive on intent. They survive on users. Staying on X/Twitter is supporting this.
so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Platforms don’t survive on intent. They survive on users. Staying on X/Twitter is supporting this.
They can't release shit fast enough for me
Food Network hates to see me coming.
January 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM
They can't release shit fast enough for me
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Same. lol
Food Network hates to see me coming.
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Same. lol