incadescent/beige-bandit (homely🍂)
@fluorescentbeige.bsky.social
🌻Exactly what you wanted, and never what you expected🦄
he/she/they/them/non-binary/bicycle
I'm making the collards these days🧑🏽🌾
he/she/they/them/non-binary/bicycle
I'm making the collards these days🧑🏽🌾
Pinned
I be drunk after this karaoke bar... and the decisions I make with my brain after are always so interesting the next day.
Here's a candid where I was fine af
Here's a candid where I was fine af
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November 22, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Remembering this just pissed me off
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Remembering this just pissed me off
Rewatching cycle 14 of ANTM at work, and I forgot how much I hate Tyra's outfits
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Rewatching cycle 14 of ANTM at work, and I forgot how much I hate Tyra's outfits
Wait... Why were they allowed to anyways??? 😂
INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — NCAA won't allow athletes or athletic department staff to bet on pro sports amid betting scandals.
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Wait... Why were they allowed to anyways??? 😂
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Me following Doctor Doom's page:
This nigga got the same hoodie on in EVERY TikTok!
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Me following Doctor Doom's page:
It's not lost on me this is ethnically-inclusive... I'm just saying one them look more evil than the others ..
Zohran: i don't think we should primary Hakeem Jeffries
Hakeem Jeffries 1 day later: yes i will vote to pass the "Fuck You, Zohran" bill
Hakeem Jeffries 1 day later: yes i will vote to pass the "Fuck You, Zohran" bill
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's not lost on me this is ethnically-inclusive... I'm just saying one them look more evil than the others ..
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Janet Jackson - Together Again
90's Janet was a GOLDMINE for house remixes
90's Janet was a GOLDMINE for house remixes
7. What is a song that makes you want to dance?
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Janet Jackson - Together Again
90's Janet was a GOLDMINE for house remixes
90's Janet was a GOLDMINE for house remixes
Hearing a lot of jets..............
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Hearing a lot of jets..............
I love how Black people rename things based on how we remember them.😂😂😂
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I love how Black people rename things based on how we remember them.😂😂😂
1. I Won't Say I'm in Love- Hercules
2. I2I- Goody Movie
3. Beauty and the Beast- (Peabo version) Beauty and the Beast
4. Strangers like me-Tarzan
5. Reflection-Mulan
2. I2I- Goody Movie
3. Beauty and the Beast- (Peabo version) Beauty and the Beast
4. Strangers like me-Tarzan
5. Reflection-Mulan
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
1. I Won't Say I'm in Love- Hercules
2. I2I- Goody Movie
3. Beauty and the Beast- (Peabo version) Beauty and the Beast
4. Strangers like me-Tarzan
5. Reflection-Mulan
2. I2I- Goody Movie
3. Beauty and the Beast- (Peabo version) Beauty and the Beast
4. Strangers like me-Tarzan
5. Reflection-Mulan
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November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Closer to center than I thought lol
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Closer to center than I thought lol
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However it come
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
However it come
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bluesky users when twitter users come to this app when twitter is down.
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
bluesky users when twitter users come to this app when twitter is down.
Yeah... Exactly
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Yeah... Exactly
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I should slap every last hatin’ ass, funky ass, bumpy loose-booty ass, ghei that said this man was ugly a couple of years ago on that South African slow-bottom bitch ass app because WHERE DO YOU SEE UGLY IN THIS MAN???
WHERE???!?!!!!!! I’ll wait … 💅🏿🤣
WHERE???!?!!!!!! I’ll wait … 💅🏿🤣
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I should slap every last hatin’ ass, funky ass, bumpy loose-booty ass, ghei that said this man was ugly a couple of years ago on that South African slow-bottom bitch ass app because WHERE DO YOU SEE UGLY IN THIS MAN???
WHERE???!?!!!!!! I’ll wait … 💅🏿🤣
WHERE???!?!!!!!! I’ll wait … 💅🏿🤣
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Kitty Kat debate ya mammy
She gave y’all a lil rap and rnb by herself!
She gave y’all a lil rap and rnb by herself!
10. What is Beyoncé's best song?
(there is a difference between favorite and her best. keep that in mind 🤭)
(there is a difference between favorite and her best. keep that in mind 🤭)
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Kitty Kat debate ya mammy
She gave y’all a lil rap and rnb by herself!
She gave y’all a lil rap and rnb by herself!
"Mean Girls" and "The Notebook" in a 12 month period is kind of a generational flex. Fucks with her
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"Mean Girls" and "The Notebook" in a 12 month period is kind of a generational flex. Fucks with her
Men who think like this >>>>>
Booty >>>>>>>
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Men who think like this >>>>>
The Gambit and Magneto Team-Up is so shady, cuz it's called "Explosive Entanglement"(iykyk) and you can GUARANdamnTEE Rogue is getting added to it when she launches😂😂😂 #MarvelRivals
a cartoon of rogue from the x-men holding her hands to her head
ALT: a cartoon of rogue from the x-men holding her hands to her head
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The Gambit and Magneto Team-Up is so shady, cuz it's called "Explosive Entanglement"(iykyk) and you can GUARANdamnTEE Rogue is getting added to it when she launches😂😂😂 #MarvelRivals
Anime: Gachiakuta
Episode 13: An Empty Gaze
Probably the saddest episode of an anime I've ever seen. Trigger warning, it's really a hard watch. Amo deserves a happy ending.
Episode 13: An Empty Gaze
Probably the saddest episode of an anime I've ever seen. Trigger warning, it's really a hard watch. Amo deserves a happy ending.
a girl with long black hair is crying with a tear coming out of her mouth
ALT: a girl with long black hair is crying with a tear coming out of her mouth
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Anime: Gachiakuta
Episode 13: An Empty Gaze
Probably the saddest episode of an anime I've ever seen. Trigger warning, it's really a hard watch. Amo deserves a happy ending.
Episode 13: An Empty Gaze
Probably the saddest episode of an anime I've ever seen. Trigger warning, it's really a hard watch. Amo deserves a happy ending.
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Like, I want to shoot him down
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Like, I want to shoot him down
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You spit on someone and I’m questioning who raised you bc ain’t no way you can disrespect somebody like that with no consequences.
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
You spit on someone and I’m questioning who raised you bc ain’t no way you can disrespect somebody like that with no consequences.
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There’s only 1 proper choice here.🔥🍑🍆🚂🚂🚂
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
There’s only 1 proper choice here.🔥🍑🍆🚂🚂🚂