Smoked Fish
@flumenstellarum.bsky.social
They/he
A fish out of water that loves Marlboro Menthols. 100s, not shorts.
A fish out of water that loves Marlboro Menthols. 100s, not shorts.
Our Father
Who art a dumbass
I'm ashamed to have his name
All he did was come
Said 'my job here's done'
Haven't felt love since I was seven
Who art a dumbass
I'm ashamed to have his name
All he did was come
Said 'my job here's done'
Haven't felt love since I was seven
July 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Our Father
Who art a dumbass
I'm ashamed to have his name
All he did was come
Said 'my job here's done'
Haven't felt love since I was seven
Who art a dumbass
I'm ashamed to have his name
All he did was come
Said 'my job here's done'
Haven't felt love since I was seven
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i really want a full leather outfit, i wanna be a hot sex butch babe who smokes cigarettes and doesnt have sex with you
July 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i really want a full leather outfit, i wanna be a hot sex butch babe who smokes cigarettes and doesnt have sex with you
I Pavlov'ed myself into drinking more water by using nicotine as positive reinforcement.
July 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I Pavlov'ed myself into drinking more water by using nicotine as positive reinforcement.
I eat, in defiance of those who'd rather see me starve.
July 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I eat, in defiance of those who'd rather see me starve.
I'm pulling an Anne Rice. I'm processing my trauma, depression, and grief by writing vampire fiction where everyone is really fucked up.
July 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I'm pulling an Anne Rice. I'm processing my trauma, depression, and grief by writing vampire fiction where everyone is really fucked up.
I love you, freaky lil homosexual
June 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I love you, freaky lil homosexual
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When a group is discriminated against in law that’s actually not their fault or their problem alone. Trans kids deserve access to healthcare, as do trans people of all ages. It’s a collective failure that those rights have been infringed upon
June 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
When a group is discriminated against in law that’s actually not their fault or their problem alone. Trans kids deserve access to healthcare, as do trans people of all ages. It’s a collective failure that those rights have been infringed upon
*sees men having an emotional argument on my tv*
"NOOO BE BOYFRIENDS. KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH ALREADY🫵😭"
"NOOO BE BOYFRIENDS. KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH ALREADY🫵😭"
June 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
*sees men having an emotional argument on my tv*
"NOOO BE BOYFRIENDS. KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH ALREADY🫵😭"
"NOOO BE BOYFRIENDS. KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH ALREADY🫵😭"
Is Ludo from Star vs. the Forces of Evil a child or an old man?
June 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Is Ludo from Star vs. the Forces of Evil a child or an old man?
Guys, I did it. I'm serving transmasc realness in my oversized Hawaiian shirt, tucked into jorts, and someone pretty acknowledged the fit. I feel accomplished.
I just want a pretty woman to tell me I look handsome and smell scrumptious today. That's it. Is that so much to ask?
April 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Guys, I did it. I'm serving transmasc realness in my oversized Hawaiian shirt, tucked into jorts, and someone pretty acknowledged the fit. I feel accomplished.
I just want a pretty woman to tell me I look handsome and smell scrumptious today. That's it. Is that so much to ask?
April 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I just want a pretty woman to tell me I look handsome and smell scrumptious today. That's it. Is that so much to ask?
Manic ❌️
High on life ✅️
High on life ✅️
March 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Manic ❌️
High on life ✅️
High on life ✅️
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Cooking sober: I burn water
Cooking high: I am Emeril Lagasse in this motherfucker. Prepare all five senses and make up some new ones because I am going to change your fucking life.
Cooking high: I am Emeril Lagasse in this motherfucker. Prepare all five senses and make up some new ones because I am going to change your fucking life.
March 26, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Cooking sober: I burn water
Cooking high: I am Emeril Lagasse in this motherfucker. Prepare all five senses and make up some new ones because I am going to change your fucking life.
Cooking high: I am Emeril Lagasse in this motherfucker. Prepare all five senses and make up some new ones because I am going to change your fucking life.
Vampire Cronicles Armand is Guillermo's vampire media idol
WWDITS Guillermo is my vampire media idol
WWDITS Guillermo is my vampire media idol
March 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Vampire Cronicles Armand is Guillermo's vampire media idol
WWDITS Guillermo is my vampire media idol
WWDITS Guillermo is my vampire media idol
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
March 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
When a woman goes on a diet and loses her jelly rolls
an angel loses its wings
😓💔🪽
an angel loses its wings
😓💔🪽
March 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
When a woman goes on a diet and loses her jelly rolls
an angel loses its wings
😓💔🪽
an angel loses its wings
😓💔🪽
Don't hate me because I'm trans.
Hate me because I'm a gremlin who is stalking outside your windows at 3am looking for shiny objects in the grass.
Hate me because I'm a gremlin who is stalking outside your windows at 3am looking for shiny objects in the grass.
March 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Don't hate me because I'm trans.
Hate me because I'm a gremlin who is stalking outside your windows at 3am looking for shiny objects in the grass.
Hate me because I'm a gremlin who is stalking outside your windows at 3am looking for shiny objects in the grass.
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It's a fair request.. the pedestal reads..
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
(no mention of a $5M gold card)
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
(no mention of a $5M gold card)
March 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It's a fair request.. the pedestal reads..
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
(no mention of a $5M gold card)
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
(no mention of a $5M gold card)
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I like my doom metal like I like my women: swampy.
March 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I like my doom metal like I like my women: swampy.
My head is like a clown car of mental illnesses.
March 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
My head is like a clown car of mental illnesses.
There's just something about
talking the most heinous shit about someone
in my diary
in sparkly purple pen. 💜
Ah shit, the pen ran out..
There's just something about
talking the most heinous shit about someone
in my diary
in sparkly pink pen. 🩷
talking the most heinous shit about someone
in my diary
in sparkly purple pen. 💜
Ah shit, the pen ran out..
There's just something about
talking the most heinous shit about someone
in my diary
in sparkly pink pen. 🩷
March 13, 2025 at 9:38 AM
There's just something about
talking the most heinous shit about someone
in my diary
in sparkly purple pen. 💜
Ah shit, the pen ran out..
There's just something about
talking the most heinous shit about someone
in my diary
in sparkly pink pen. 🩷
talking the most heinous shit about someone
in my diary
in sparkly purple pen. 💜
Ah shit, the pen ran out..
There's just something about
talking the most heinous shit about someone
in my diary
in sparkly pink pen. 🩷
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Historian here:
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
― Theodore Roosevelt
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
― Theodore Roosevelt
March 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Historian here:
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
― Theodore Roosevelt
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
― Theodore Roosevelt
My favorite color is what yellow objects look like under blue light.
March 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My favorite color is what yellow objects look like under blue light.
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The whole "transition is a one-time Sex Change Procedure you get from a team of doctors" trope is a lot of things but most of all it's just vastly downplaying the self determination involved in transition
My body wasn't given to me by some doctor, I reshaped myself through forbidden alchemy.
My body wasn't given to me by some doctor, I reshaped myself through forbidden alchemy.
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
The whole "transition is a one-time Sex Change Procedure you get from a team of doctors" trope is a lot of things but most of all it's just vastly downplaying the self determination involved in transition
My body wasn't given to me by some doctor, I reshaped myself through forbidden alchemy.
My body wasn't given to me by some doctor, I reshaped myself through forbidden alchemy.