flourish404
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Clipping your nails is NOT a carpet activity
August 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Clipping your nails is NOT a carpet activity
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Hope you brought urine!
July 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hope you brought urine!
Oh my god, I think I cried throughout the whole of this week’s Taskmaster. Mathew Baynton you are ✨ golden ✨
June 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Oh my god, I think I cried throughout the whole of this week’s Taskmaster. Mathew Baynton you are ✨ golden ✨
My Dad needs a new kidney. So if any of you have kids with knees let me know
June 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My Dad needs a new kidney. So if any of you have kids with knees let me know
This is what it feels like to sit on a hard floor when you’re over the age of 20
June 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This is what it feels like to sit on a hard floor when you’re over the age of 20
Feeling a little silly today
June 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Feeling a little silly today
So I like steam and I like punk, right? And you’ll never guess what
June 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So I like steam and I like punk, right? And you’ll never guess what
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what it feels like to google something
June 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
what it feels like to google something
Looking after dogs is so funny because I get paid to do silly tasks like “re-stuff the goose”
June 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Looking after dogs is so funny because I get paid to do silly tasks like “re-stuff the goose”
In another life I think I would have been a fisherman wearing a hat that says “living the bream”
June 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In another life I think I would have been a fisherman wearing a hat that says “living the bream”
Unwell journalists be like, sorry I can’t work today I feel [sic]
June 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Unwell journalists be like, sorry I can’t work today I feel [sic]
I hate that antipodes is pronounced like antipodes and not antipodes
June 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I hate that antipodes is pronounced like antipodes and not antipodes
Why are they called secretaries. What secrets are they keeping
June 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Why are they called secretaries. What secrets are they keeping
I walked into an antiques shop today and asked the cashier if she was for sale.
She said sorry, I’m not a ware.
She said sorry, I’m not a ware.
June 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I walked into an antiques shop today and asked the cashier if she was for sale.
She said sorry, I’m not a ware.
She said sorry, I’m not a ware.
Happy pride month to the Captain from BBC Ghosts. Pom pom 🏳️🌈
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June 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Happy pride month to the Captain from BBC Ghosts. Pom pom 🏳️🌈
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happy birthday gay people
June 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
happy birthday gay people
When the judge and the lawyer are secretly in love. Courtship <3
May 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
When the judge and the lawyer are secretly in love. Courtship <3
Pssst. Come join the underground skincare association. It’s held in micellar.
May 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Pssst. Come join the underground skincare association. It’s held in micellar.
her: urgh
him: URTHFHGJJHHH
it was then he knew that he’d outgroan her
him: URTHFHGJJHHH
it was then he knew that he’d outgroan her
May 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
her: urgh
him: URTHFHGJJHHH
it was then he knew that he’d outgroan her
him: URTHFHGJJHHH
it was then he knew that he’d outgroan her
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Clever of him to diversify into shoes
May 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Clever of him to diversify into shoes
It’s honest to god like a flip switched in my brain recently and I am now ready to show everyone my 🥁 … wait for it 🥁 … ego
May 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It’s honest to god like a flip switched in my brain recently and I am now ready to show everyone my 🥁 … wait for it 🥁 … ego
Oh wow! That guy from One Direction is doing a documentary about smallpox!
The new Neil Halloran documentary on Smallpox has completely changed how I see the RFK Jr. version of the world. Neil (softly) argues that realizing that disease isn't the fault of the sick /or/ the fault of the Gods ushered in a new future where we felt the authority to care for each other.
May 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Oh wow! That guy from One Direction is doing a documentary about smallpox!