It’s funny because I actually don’t mind watching him play, it’s just all the bits in between. I’ve always been a bit irritated by how someone can be at the top of their game but still come across as bitter. And, of course, the anti-vax stuff.

I will always be a ✨certified hater✨

I see it’s not just me who actively roots against him then

the entire baby is free real estate

teef!

Omg not the salsa becoming enchipped…

He looks edible, like a nacho

I know I’m just a stranger on the internet, but I wanted to say that I love it there and I hope you have a great time

What in the Subway are those shoes

AI could never make something this uncanny

At least (five year old) babies can actually throw punches

Wow I don’t even accidentally leave my house

Looks like the perfect place to bury my head in the sand

good news, everyone!

Said goose:

Maybe we should revive the flower crown trend of 2010s tumblr

It’s just like when you cook fish

In both scenarios the place reeks of bass