flora
@flora77.bsky.social
28 she/her 🏳️⚧️, web dev. i like cooking, gaming, music
sobbing in the parking lot because the buccee’s mascot took my hand and kissed the back of it. it’s been a day
June 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
sobbing in the parking lot because the buccee’s mascot took my hand and kissed the back of it. it’s been a day
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I think about this headline all of the time.
February 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I think about this headline all of the time.
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This is evil. Pure evil.
February 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This is evil. Pure evil.
high school reunion in a few months, time to see how many people i can gaslight.
"oh you don't remember me? no, i'm not *deadname* haha we just shared the same last name"
"yes i HAVE always had these tits and i'm painfully aware they're still A cups let's move on please!"
"oh you don't remember me? no, i'm not *deadname* haha we just shared the same last name"
"yes i HAVE always had these tits and i'm painfully aware they're still A cups let's move on please!"
February 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
high school reunion in a few months, time to see how many people i can gaslight.
"oh you don't remember me? no, i'm not *deadname* haha we just shared the same last name"
"yes i HAVE always had these tits and i'm painfully aware they're still A cups let's move on please!"
"oh you don't remember me? no, i'm not *deadname* haha we just shared the same last name"
"yes i HAVE always had these tits and i'm painfully aware they're still A cups let's move on please!"
shoutout to the climbing gym playing a cover of duvet by boa… whoever chooses the music I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
February 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
shoutout to the climbing gym playing a cover of duvet by boa… whoever chooses the music I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
shoutout to the femme in my yoga class this morning, at the climbing gym, with a mullet, undercut on both sides, cartilage piercings, full sleeve tattoo, that drove away in a subaru
sometimes i worry i try too hard to signal, but now i feel less self conscious about it
sometimes i worry i try too hard to signal, but now i feel less self conscious about it
February 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
shoutout to the femme in my yoga class this morning, at the climbing gym, with a mullet, undercut on both sides, cartilage piercings, full sleeve tattoo, that drove away in a subaru
sometimes i worry i try too hard to signal, but now i feel less self conscious about it
sometimes i worry i try too hard to signal, but now i feel less self conscious about it
RFK Jr confirmed as health secretary, we all really are going to die huh
February 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
RFK Jr confirmed as health secretary, we all really are going to die huh
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Daily task: ❌❌BOYCOTT AMAZON! ❌❌
This is a tough one I know but here are some other options!
✅ Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com
✅ CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com
✅ Poshmark.com ✅ NewEgg.com ✅ Ikea.com
Art by @trilemma.bsky.social - love it! 💙
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#fuckjeffbezos 🖕
This is a tough one I know but here are some other options!
✅ Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com
✅ CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com
✅ Poshmark.com ✅ NewEgg.com ✅ Ikea.com
Art by @trilemma.bsky.social - love it! 💙
Please SHARE‼️‼️
#fuckjeffbezos 🖕
February 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Daily task: ❌❌BOYCOTT AMAZON! ❌❌
This is a tough one I know but here are some other options!
✅ Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com
✅ CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com
✅ Poshmark.com ✅ NewEgg.com ✅ Ikea.com
Art by @trilemma.bsky.social - love it! 💙
Please SHARE‼️‼️
#fuckjeffbezos 🖕
This is a tough one I know but here are some other options!
✅ Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com
✅ CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com
✅ Poshmark.com ✅ NewEgg.com ✅ Ikea.com
Art by @trilemma.bsky.social - love it! 💙
Please SHARE‼️‼️
#fuckjeffbezos 🖕
kimchi recipe said it’d take “30 minutes to put together, maybe 20 if you have fast hands”. took me 20 minutes. gonna be riding that high the rest of the day (i crave the approval of authority figures)
February 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
kimchi recipe said it’d take “30 minutes to put together, maybe 20 if you have fast hands”. took me 20 minutes. gonna be riding that high the rest of the day (i crave the approval of authority figures)
pro tip: i have found that drinking coffee until your eyes can’t focus, and all you hear is the beating of your own heart, to be a great distraction from the horrors
February 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
pro tip: i have found that drinking coffee until your eyes can’t focus, and all you hear is the beating of your own heart, to be a great distraction from the horrors
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You know, if a small percentage of the US Electorate were just fine with a woman President, I'd be sitting here on a Saturday morning, enjoying my coffee, and not Doom Scrolling wondering what on earth is going on
February 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
You know, if a small percentage of the US Electorate were just fine with a woman President, I'd be sitting here on a Saturday morning, enjoying my coffee, and not Doom Scrolling wondering what on earth is going on
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Guys I’m beginning to think all of this isn’t about fairness in women’s high school sports
January 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Guys I’m beginning to think all of this isn’t about fairness in women’s high school sports
basically every single day since the inauguration, something’s happened that sends me spiraling into existential fear. i think the best solution for my mental health is to spend more time on the Bad News website.
January 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
basically every single day since the inauguration, something’s happened that sends me spiraling into existential fear. i think the best solution for my mental health is to spend more time on the Bad News website.
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Hey, it only took Trump 9 days to announce his first concentration camp of the new administration.
Trump announces an executive order authorizing a 30,000 capacity migrant detention center in Guantanamo.
"Some of them are so bad we don't even trust the countries to hold them because we don't want them coming back, so we're going to send them out to Guatanamo Bay."
"Some of them are so bad we don't even trust the countries to hold them because we don't want them coming back, so we're going to send them out to Guatanamo Bay."
January 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hey, it only took Trump 9 days to announce his first concentration camp of the new administration.
*new vegas NPC voice* “times like these almost make you wish for a rainbow capitalism”
January 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
*new vegas NPC voice* “times like these almost make you wish for a rainbow capitalism”
day 643 of trying to determine if this kroger cashier is a doll or a supertwink. i’m gonna start muttering heat from fire near them and see if i can catch them finishing the phrase
January 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
day 643 of trying to determine if this kroger cashier is a doll or a supertwink. i’m gonna start muttering heat from fire near them and see if i can catch them finishing the phrase
when you whoop someone in magic hard enough they start to misgender you 💅 that’s my wincon
bro went from they/themming, and the occasional “this wonderful person”, to he/himming by the end of the second game
bro went from they/themming, and the occasional “this wonderful person”, to he/himming by the end of the second game
January 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
when you whoop someone in magic hard enough they start to misgender you 💅 that’s my wincon
bro went from they/themming, and the occasional “this wonderful person”, to he/himming by the end of the second game
bro went from they/themming, and the occasional “this wonderful person”, to he/himming by the end of the second game
i love reading through the proposed bills for the upcoming TN legislative session. it's always things like "state healthcare must maintain coverage of pregnant woman until post birth" (sponsor: democrat) and "every school should display the Ten Commandments" (sponsor: republican)
January 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i love reading through the proposed bills for the upcoming TN legislative session. it's always things like "state healthcare must maintain coverage of pregnant woman until post birth" (sponsor: democrat) and "every school should display the Ten Commandments" (sponsor: republican)
in honor of tiktok shutting down here’s my most popular vid, at 21k views
January 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
in honor of tiktok shutting down here’s my most popular vid, at 21k views
i like cold pasta straight out of the fridge. when food is cold, different notes in the flavor are emphasized, and the texture is different - sometimes in unpleasant ways, yes, but surprisingly often in interesting ways. eat more cold food!
(it’s good practice for when civilization breaks down)
(it’s good practice for when civilization breaks down)
January 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i like cold pasta straight out of the fridge. when food is cold, different notes in the flavor are emphasized, and the texture is different - sometimes in unpleasant ways, yes, but surprisingly often in interesting ways. eat more cold food!
(it’s good practice for when civilization breaks down)
(it’s good practice for when civilization breaks down)
celebrating jan 6th by scrambling up the walls of my enclosure and screaming
January 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
celebrating jan 6th by scrambling up the walls of my enclosure and screaming
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'Wake Me Up Before You Go Go' by Wham was released nearer to the end of the Second World War than to today. Happy New Year everyone!
January 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
'Wake Me Up Before You Go Go' by Wham was released nearer to the end of the Second World War than to today. Happy New Year everyone!
“no wait don’t post my negging”
December 31, 2024 at 4:23 PM
“no wait don’t post my negging”