chris duckman
@floormodelgay.bsky.social
he/they 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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maneater (happily taken)
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maneater (happily taken)
I always forget my ibuprofen and other meds in the hotel when I travel lmfao. Thankfully nothing prescription
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I always forget my ibuprofen and other meds in the hotel when I travel lmfao. Thankfully nothing prescription
I think I’ve had a lot better relationship with my mom when I realize her takes are her takes and I’m not personally affronted by having to hear them
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I think I’ve had a lot better relationship with my mom when I realize her takes are her takes and I’m not personally affronted by having to hear them
🎶 Take in the sight of The Fly on DVD 🎶
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
🎶 Take in the sight of The Fly on DVD 🎶
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this reminds me of a friend who thought he was middle class so he donated his car to a charity that helps poor people and a month later, he saw his car at his neighbor's house
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
this reminds me of a friend who thought he was middle class so he donated his car to a charity that helps poor people and a month later, he saw his car at his neighbor's house
The new Now You See Me is basically UAE propaganda. Regardless, it was still pretty good.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The new Now You See Me is basically UAE propaganda. Regardless, it was still pretty good.
I think I’m straight for Parker Posey, which is a very gay thing to say
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I think I’m straight for Parker Posey, which is a very gay thing to say
People call the Charlie Kirk thing the Reichstag fire but I think this might be closer
Something about the shooting yesterday doesn't feel right.
It feels too convenient. A vetted Afgan national that was granted asylum, randomly shoots a National Guardsman near the WH for no reason right when the NG was set to leave DC because there was no violence.
Now the NG is not leaving DC.
It feels too convenient. A vetted Afgan national that was granted asylum, randomly shoots a National Guardsman near the WH for no reason right when the NG was set to leave DC because there was no violence.
Now the NG is not leaving DC.
Trump vows to 'permanently pause' migration from 'third world countries' after National Guard shooting
The president called for "reverse migration" in a lengthy social media post late on Thanksgiving and said that he wanted to deport anyone "non-compatible with Western Civilization."
www.nbcnews.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
People call the Charlie Kirk thing the Reichstag fire but I think this might be closer
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Something about the shooting yesterday doesn't feel right.
It feels too convenient. A vetted Afgan national that was granted asylum, randomly shoots a National Guardsman near the WH for no reason right when the NG was set to leave DC because there was no violence.
Now the NG is not leaving DC.
It feels too convenient. A vetted Afgan national that was granted asylum, randomly shoots a National Guardsman near the WH for no reason right when the NG was set to leave DC because there was no violence.
Now the NG is not leaving DC.
Trump vows to 'permanently pause' migration from 'third world countries' after National Guard shooting
The president called for "reverse migration" in a lengthy social media post late on Thanksgiving and said that he wanted to deport anyone "non-compatible with Western Civilization."
www.nbcnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Something about the shooting yesterday doesn't feel right.
It feels too convenient. A vetted Afgan national that was granted asylum, randomly shoots a National Guardsman near the WH for no reason right when the NG was set to leave DC because there was no violence.
Now the NG is not leaving DC.
It feels too convenient. A vetted Afgan national that was granted asylum, randomly shoots a National Guardsman near the WH for no reason right when the NG was set to leave DC because there was no violence.
Now the NG is not leaving DC.
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
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🌎 From Black Friday to Cyber Monday, workers and allies across 30+ countries unite to say: Enough is enough. It's time to #MakeAmazonPay. Join us in demanding fair wages, union rights, environmental responsibility, and tax justice! 📣
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
🌎 From Black Friday to Cyber Monday, workers and allies across 30+ countries unite to say: Enough is enough. It's time to #MakeAmazonPay. Join us in demanding fair wages, union rights, environmental responsibility, and tax justice! 📣
Me and my boyfriend are probably going to be snowed in tomorrow. I’m kind of excited. I’m making him play gin with me
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Me and my boyfriend are probably going to be snowed in tomorrow. I’m kind of excited. I’m making him play gin with me
I love that me and my friends are all on different life trajectories but we come together. My friend is going to be a mom and I’m trans and we both have the same anxieties about our families accepting us and yeah… The Human Experience
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I love that me and my friends are all on different life trajectories but we come together. My friend is going to be a mom and I’m trans and we both have the same anxieties about our families accepting us and yeah… The Human Experience
I wasn’t a Nick/Judy shipper after movie one but Zootopia 2 made me a Nick/Judy shipper. Also Nick is hot. Like way hotter than the first movie. Lol.
… Am I a furry?
… Am I a furry?
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I wasn’t a Nick/Judy shipper after movie one but Zootopia 2 made me a Nick/Judy shipper. Also Nick is hot. Like way hotter than the first movie. Lol.
… Am I a furry?
… Am I a furry?
Gender and sexuality obviously have a lot of nuance but if you’ve ever been to a GWS talk inevitably we woke back around to it’s ok to be cis and straight 😂
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Gender and sexuality obviously have a lot of nuance but if you’ve ever been to a GWS talk inevitably we woke back around to it’s ok to be cis and straight 😂
My gender might be a little bit nonbinary but with he/him pronouns. The more I think about how I actually want to look, the more I lean more on the surgical side vs. hormones (I’ve lessened my dose)
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
My gender might be a little bit nonbinary but with he/him pronouns. The more I think about how I actually want to look, the more I lean more on the surgical side vs. hormones (I’ve lessened my dose)
I ADORE this version
Okay, okay. Time for some real holiday cheer.
A Christmas Carol (1984)
The classic tale of Ebenezer Scrooge, haunted by three ghosts before Christmas Day.
George C. Scott is still a powerful force, and makes this TV movie an all timer.
Who's seen this one? Or what's your definitive Christmas Carol?
A Christmas Carol (1984)
The classic tale of Ebenezer Scrooge, haunted by three ghosts before Christmas Day.
George C. Scott is still a powerful force, and makes this TV movie an all timer.
Who's seen this one? Or what's your definitive Christmas Carol?
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I ADORE this version
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Moonlit Library pixel art diorama in #Crocotile3D
#gamedev #IndieGame #IndieDev #PixelArt #Horror #spooky
#gamedev #IndieGame #IndieDev #PixelArt #Horror #spooky
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Moonlit Library pixel art diorama in #Crocotile3D
#gamedev #IndieGame #IndieDev #PixelArt #Horror #spooky
#gamedev #IndieGame #IndieDev #PixelArt #Horror #spooky
I had a fun Thanksgiving. My boyfriend has a cool family. He’s asleep right now. But I’m thankful for him. :)
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I had a fun Thanksgiving. My boyfriend has a cool family. He’s asleep right now. But I’m thankful for him. :)
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Seattle in November
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Seattle in November
My binder posture is super bad holy shit 😭😭 I don’t even wear a binder anymore after my broken ribs accident, it’s a sports bra with the cups taken out, but still, holy shit.
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My binder posture is super bad holy shit 😭😭 I don’t even wear a binder anymore after my broken ribs accident, it’s a sports bra with the cups taken out, but still, holy shit.
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while many people experience the expectation of gender performance as a straitjacket many people enthusiastically and sincerely love performing their gender as they understand it.
same people sometimes, even.
same people sometimes, even.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
while many people experience the expectation of gender performance as a straitjacket many people enthusiastically and sincerely love performing their gender as they understand it.
same people sometimes, even.
same people sometimes, even.
I don’t watch many of Lindsay Ellis’ old videos anymore because there’s a lot of angry reviewer stuff I just never thought suited her
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I don’t watch many of Lindsay Ellis’ old videos anymore because there’s a lot of angry reviewer stuff I just never thought suited her
I hate when people say The Big Bang Theory “became” a romcom. The premise of the show is “beautiful woman moves in next to nice nerdy guy and his roommate.” It’s called The Big BANG Theory.
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I hate when people say The Big Bang Theory “became” a romcom. The premise of the show is “beautiful woman moves in next to nice nerdy guy and his roommate.” It’s called The Big BANG Theory.