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just a laurel looking for her yanny...
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 AM
just a laurel looking for her yanny...
doing a tier list stream where i rank all my coworkers by how likely they'd be to visit me in a hospital
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
doing a tier list stream where i rank all my coworkers by how likely they'd be to visit me in a hospital
if i seem on edge it's because i've been doing supersize me but for mozzarella sticks and now my own heartbeat keeps me up all night
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
if i seem on edge it's because i've been doing supersize me but for mozzarella sticks and now my own heartbeat keeps me up all night
doctors could learn heaps by studying me, but nobody's ever interested in how i'm doing like that
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
doctors could learn heaps by studying me, but nobody's ever interested in how i'm doing like that
i love a lump sum, i love a meager sum, i'm bored at work, i'm bored at work
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
i love a lump sum, i love a meager sum, i'm bored at work, i'm bored at work
i'm on fiverr offering to sully anything for a meager sum
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
i'm on fiverr offering to sully anything for a meager sum
spongebob theme song pirate: are ya ready kids?
me: [screaming in space]
spongebob theme song pirate: i can't hearrrr youuuuu
me: [screaming in space]
spongebob theme song pirate: i can't hearrrr youuuuu
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
spongebob theme song pirate: are ya ready kids?
me: [screaming in space]
spongebob theme song pirate: i can't hearrrr youuuuu
me: [screaming in space]
spongebob theme song pirate: i can't hearrrr youuuuu
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I wiser fella than myself once said sometimes you eat the chudler and sometimes the chudler, well. He eats you
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I wiser fella than myself once said sometimes you eat the chudler and sometimes the chudler, well. He eats you
me: [screaming in space]
no one: did you guys hear that
no one: did you guys hear that
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM
me: [screaming in space]
no one: did you guys hear that
no one: did you guys hear that
no one:
no one:
absolutely no one:
no one:
me:
no one:
literally no one:
no one:
no one:
absolutely no one:
no one:
me:
no one:
literally no one:
no one:
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
no one:
no one:
absolutely no one:
no one:
me:
no one:
literally no one:
no one:
no one:
absolutely no one:
no one:
me:
no one:
literally no one:
no one:
[shamefully] i've been playing czn
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 AM
[shamefully] i've been playing czn
but no seriously, they call them leafs because the tree leafs them on the ground
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
but no seriously, they call them leafs because the tree leafs them on the ground
nice dicated, is it pre or ab?
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
nice dicated, is it pre or ab?
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an early memory
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
an early memory
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they're calling me the mysterious outsider of bluesky..
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
they're calling me the mysterious outsider of bluesky..
just want to say great job to the team at taco bell, love the product
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 AM
just want to say great job to the team at taco bell, love the product
if i like a tweet of yours that's more than 5 seconds old, it's because i went to your account to see how you're doing. i just love checking in on you
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
if i like a tweet of yours that's more than 5 seconds old, it's because i went to your account to see how you're doing. i just love checking in on you
life is short. lovebomb your coworkers.
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
life is short. lovebomb your coworkers.
reading is so cool, i wish i could write
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
reading is so cool, i wish i could write
i never have consecutive days off, much less a 3-day weekend, so i feel crazy on-edge today, as if at any moment i'll realize that i'm suddenly very late for work and need to sprint out the door. i've checked my schedule app four times today, and i'm still not convinced..
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
i never have consecutive days off, much less a 3-day weekend, so i feel crazy on-edge today, as if at any moment i'll realize that i'm suddenly very late for work and need to sprint out the door. i've checked my schedule app four times today, and i'm still not convinced..
i want all that steam stuff..
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i want all that steam stuff..
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citizen in distress: ahhhh help! help! Please, someone, help me!
Superhero whose only two powers are flight and heat vision: Not to worry citizen, I am here to help. I will take you really far up and then melt you
Superhero whose only two powers are flight and heat vision: Not to worry citizen, I am here to help. I will take you really far up and then melt you
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
citizen in distress: ahhhh help! help! Please, someone, help me!
Superhero whose only two powers are flight and heat vision: Not to worry citizen, I am here to help. I will take you really far up and then melt you
Superhero whose only two powers are flight and heat vision: Not to worry citizen, I am here to help. I will take you really far up and then melt you
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im the she.e.o. of my own destiny
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 AM
im the she.e.o. of my own destiny