FloatAlong
@floatfill.bsky.social
Gay Fanfiction Writer | 32 | he/him
I write smutty m/m stories on the internet for Elder Scrolls, Final Fantasy, Magic: the Gathering and Fallout. Also love music, comedy and video games.
I write smutty m/m stories on the internet for Elder Scrolls, Final Fantasy, Magic: the Gathering and Fallout. Also love music, comedy and video games.
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I miss "installation wizards"
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I miss "installation wizards"
Skyrim guards be like:
Good with a sword, eh? You better not put it up my ass :( :( :(
Good with a sword, eh? You better not put it up my ass :( :( :(
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Skyrim guards be like:
Good with a sword, eh? You better not put it up my ass :( :( :(
Good with a sword, eh? You better not put it up my ass :( :( :(
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The plural of "milf" is "milves".
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The plural of "milf" is "milves".
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Connected my grand to the Nonlinear Labs C15 via my MIDI sensor bar that we had made for the re:member tour. Little expression pedal by the piano controlling the intensity of the synth layer and you've got hours of fun wholesome ambient family time 😳
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Connected my grand to the Nonlinear Labs C15 via my MIDI sensor bar that we had made for the re:member tour. Little expression pedal by the piano controlling the intensity of the synth layer and you've got hours of fun wholesome ambient family time 😳
True fact: I don't have daddy issues. I emphatically do not. However.
Is it weird that daddy Hades (from the hit video game "Hades") is so hot, so cruel, and so DADDY that he kind of makes me wish I did...?
Is it weird that daddy Hades (from the hit video game "Hades") is so hot, so cruel, and so DADDY that he kind of makes me wish I did...?
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
True fact: I don't have daddy issues. I emphatically do not. However.
Is it weird that daddy Hades (from the hit video game "Hades") is so hot, so cruel, and so DADDY that he kind of makes me wish I did...?
Is it weird that daddy Hades (from the hit video game "Hades") is so hot, so cruel, and so DADDY that he kind of makes me wish I did...?
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cw: noncon
I wrote something dark for Halloween this year... read it if you dare. It's about a young guard searching for the werewolf that's been killing locals, which leads him to an older huntsman's shack in the middle of the forest.
archiveofourown.org/works/73333596
I wrote something dark for Halloween this year... read it if you dare. It's about a young guard searching for the werewolf that's been killing locals, which leads him to an older huntsman's shack in the middle of the forest.
archiveofourown.org/works/73333596
Petit Mort - FloatAlong - Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
October 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
cw: noncon
I wrote something dark for Halloween this year... read it if you dare. It's about a young guard searching for the werewolf that's been killing locals, which leads him to an older huntsman's shack in the middle of the forest.
archiveofourown.org/works/73333596
I wrote something dark for Halloween this year... read it if you dare. It's about a young guard searching for the werewolf that's been killing locals, which leads him to an older huntsman's shack in the middle of the forest.
archiveofourown.org/works/73333596
cw: noncon
I wrote something dark for Halloween this year... read it if you dare. It's about a young guard searching for the werewolf that's been killing locals, which leads him to an older huntsman's shack in the middle of the forest.
archiveofourown.org/works/73333596
I wrote something dark for Halloween this year... read it if you dare. It's about a young guard searching for the werewolf that's been killing locals, which leads him to an older huntsman's shack in the middle of the forest.
archiveofourown.org/works/73333596
Petit Mort - FloatAlong - Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
October 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
cw: noncon
I wrote something dark for Halloween this year... read it if you dare. It's about a young guard searching for the werewolf that's been killing locals, which leads him to an older huntsman's shack in the middle of the forest.
archiveofourown.org/works/73333596
I wrote something dark for Halloween this year... read it if you dare. It's about a young guard searching for the werewolf that's been killing locals, which leads him to an older huntsman's shack in the middle of the forest.
archiveofourown.org/works/73333596
Landlord's here to fix the toilet. He likes to try things himself before resorting to calling a contractor. I can hear a lot of grunting and cursing coming from the bathroom. He has just opened a YouTube video on his phone. I don't think it's going well
October 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Landlord's here to fix the toilet. He likes to try things himself before resorting to calling a contractor. I can hear a lot of grunting and cursing coming from the bathroom. He has just opened a YouTube video on his phone. I don't think it's going well
Look I wouldn't be so mad about all the seasonal pumpkin-fucking if the NSFW artists who drew it showed a little consistency. Draw your OCs fucking turkeys at Christmas as well, cowards
October 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Look I wouldn't be so mad about all the seasonal pumpkin-fucking if the NSFW artists who drew it showed a little consistency. Draw your OCs fucking turkeys at Christmas as well, cowards
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Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
What if we kissed... in the overstimming minions-themed bowling alley party room? 👉👈🤭
October 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
What if we kissed... in the overstimming minions-themed bowling alley party room? 👉👈🤭
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AI also doesn't do it for me because like half the appeal of good pornography is knowing that behind every piece is someone perverted enough to make it a reality and that's the most human thing you can do on this fuck ass earth
October 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
AI also doesn't do it for me because like half the appeal of good pornography is knowing that behind every piece is someone perverted enough to make it a reality and that's the most human thing you can do on this fuck ass earth
Sad news - old laptop is kaput. I wrote a lot of smut on that machine and am keen to continue, but shopping for a new one is a living hell.
Is this just doofy marketing, exploiting a modern-sounding buzzword? Or is it genuinely shit tech that will dim my screen and fuck with my sound for no reason
Is this just doofy marketing, exploiting a modern-sounding buzzword? Or is it genuinely shit tech that will dim my screen and fuck with my sound for no reason
October 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sad news - old laptop is kaput. I wrote a lot of smut on that machine and am keen to continue, but shopping for a new one is a living hell.
Is this just doofy marketing, exploiting a modern-sounding buzzword? Or is it genuinely shit tech that will dim my screen and fuck with my sound for no reason
Is this just doofy marketing, exploiting a modern-sounding buzzword? Or is it genuinely shit tech that will dim my screen and fuck with my sound for no reason
As a rule I don't really retweet porn; just know that I'm liking a LOT of it
October 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
As a rule I don't really retweet porn; just know that I'm liking a LOT of it
Glad to be watching the new series of Juice, a BBC3 comedy drama w/ Mawaan Rizwan & Russell Tovey. It's funny, horny, beautifully written, and shot with a playful, cinematic choreography. Don't know where non-Brits can see it but you SHOULD. If that doesn't convince you, maybe this screencap will..?
September 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Glad to be watching the new series of Juice, a BBC3 comedy drama w/ Mawaan Rizwan & Russell Tovey. It's funny, horny, beautifully written, and shot with a playful, cinematic choreography. Don't know where non-Brits can see it but you SHOULD. If that doesn't convince you, maybe this screencap will..?
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Turns out that it's confusing to my grandma to laugh & say "so true, bestie" when she bemoans that, in the tupperware draw, "you have loads of bottoms, but it's a trial to find tops".
September 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Turns out that it's confusing to my grandma to laugh & say "so true, bestie" when she bemoans that, in the tupperware draw, "you have loads of bottoms, but it's a trial to find tops".
My generation looked back on the 80s/90s and decided that "dance moves" were uncool. I have distinct memories of going to clubs in 2012 and no one having a clue of what to do there. A bit sad really, looking back
September 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
My generation looked back on the 80s/90s and decided that "dance moves" were uncool. I have distinct memories of going to clubs in 2012 and no one having a clue of what to do there. A bit sad really, looking back
I've been replaying Skyrim to get back in the fan-writing spirit, but I don't remember some of these achievements
September 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I've been replaying Skyrim to get back in the fan-writing spirit, but I don't remember some of these achievements
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*while sucking, moaning, bouncing on it*
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?"
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?"
September 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
*while sucking, moaning, bouncing on it*
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?"
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?"
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more doms should be making funny noises when someone turns them on. I'm talking "arf" and "rrrfff" and "grrrr" and, yes, even "huff". Who's with me
August 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
more doms should be making funny noises when someone turns them on. I'm talking "arf" and "rrrfff" and "grrrr" and, yes, even "huff". Who's with me
I really, really like Balatro. (Instead of writing, whoops.)
August 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I really, really like Balatro. (Instead of writing, whoops.)
Someone asked me my pronouns in person for the first time yesterday and I fail to see how this was something that could ever make people mad. I'm a guy who's extremely male-presenting, no ambiguity at all, but honestly it just made me feel sort of respected. It was nice.
August 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Someone asked me my pronouns in person for the first time yesterday and I fail to see how this was something that could ever make people mad. I'm a guy who's extremely male-presenting, no ambiguity at all, but honestly it just made me feel sort of respected. It was nice.