Making a Taskmaster thing for my comedy friends, teehee

True fact: I don't have daddy issues. I emphatically do not. However.

Is it weird that daddy Hades (from the hit video game "Hades") is so hot, so cruel, and so DADDY that he kind of makes me wish I did...?

I harp on about it every year and I will never stop

What if we kissed... in the overstimming minions-themed bowling alley party room? 👉👈🤭

Sad news - old laptop is kaput. I wrote a lot of smut on that machine and am keen to continue, but shopping for a new one is a living hell.

Is this just doofy marketing, exploiting a modern-sounding buzzword? Or is it genuinely shit tech that will dim my screen and fuck with my sound for no reason

Glad to be watching the new series of Juice, a BBC3 comedy drama w/ Mawaan Rizwan & Russell Tovey. It's funny, horny, beautifully written, and shot with a playful, cinematic choreography. Don't know where non-Brits can see it but you SHOULD. If that doesn't convince you, maybe this screencap will..?

I've been replaying Skyrim to get back in the fan-writing spirit, but I don't remember some of these achievements

I really, really like Balatro. (Instead of writing, whoops.)

So I'm up to episode 7 of Arcane. Got suspicious and did a cursory google.

...Jayvik isn't actually canon?

Hairstyle: the Laurie Anderson

Happy Birthday!

I love Zarak and Casio separately but especially together. Also if I may say, THIS whole sequence changed me as a person, it made me dinner, cleaned my house, cured my back pain and filed my taxes

Really going to miss David Lynch. He was a rare artist that archetypally represented "The Creative" to me: he not only wrote and directed most of his own projects but also often edited, acted in, composed music for, did sound design for, and built props for them as well. A real genius. RIP.

Hugh Jackman finally getting to wear the iconic outfit in Deadpool & Wolverine was really cool, but Wade asking him "What's the wind resistance on those blowjob handles?" genuinely messed me up. I saw the movie months ago and I haven't stopped thinking about "blowjob handles"

I struck inspirational gold when I took two specific Skyrim characters and paired them up with an OC to make them all fuck. I could write sex scenes between them for a hundred thousand pages and never run out of ideas. Here's a steamy scene from a WIP chapter:

#nsfw #skyrim #fanfiction

What do we think, chat? On the one hand this *could* be a bot, but on the other hand I love artists specialising in [fan fiction character]!