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a cartoon character is flying through the air .
Alt: Um chandelure voando enquanto gira igual o planeta terra
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November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Grafitti de medabots em Curitiba!!!
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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duro demais saber que tem outras pessoas vivendo meu sonho
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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A galera ecofascista é bizarra

A mina literalmente reproduzindo a fala do Figueiredo sobre preferir cavalo do que gente

A outra dizendo que quem devolve animal pra abrigo merece MORRER pq são pessoas sem coração, sendo que obviamente devolução não é bacana, mas é melhor que abandono ou negligência
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Bill Clinton cantando Ashnikko - I Want My Boyfriends to Kiss
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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when you see a kid on a phone rapidly switching between 8 different games it's weird and alienating, but pay some attention: they're doing it because the games are all shit and keep wasting their time with ads and predatory bullshit. give them 1 good app and they will stay in it. there ARE none
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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this is so cart-before-horse to me. i don't accept that people's attention spans are shorter in a way that has to matter. the problem is that we keep thinking that and "complying in advance" with the imagined boogieman of "people not paying attention nowadays". nothing done in that direction helps
You wanna know why we're having nag line discourse in 2025? Because developers know we're fighting an attention economy war we'll lose no matter what. Players don't read, have TikTok open next to them, god forbid we are scared you miss something and then blame us for not giving you all the info.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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for all the millennials trying to figure out what the news means hopefully this helps!
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Oh my god
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Pesque E Apague*
o que acontece no pesque e pague fica no pesque e pague...
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
O que eu fico pensando é quem, quando, por qual ângulo e POR QUE tirou uma foto do Trump mamando o Clinton
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Vocês sabiam que o Labubu na verdade não é o nome da raça, e sim de um personagem de um livro escrito por um chinês-belga numa pegada "Onde Vivem os Monstros"?

Estou com meus manos Labubu e verei esse filme pirateado num sabado de tarde com a minha namorada e a prima dela provavelmente.
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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New insult to life itself just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Empresa nenhuma deveria dar lucro.
Isso causou busca por cada vez maiores margens de lucro e hoje vivemos num mundo 100% especulativo onde não existe nada realmente material, às vezes nem dinheiro é de verdade.
Não pago R$40 por café, pago pela especulação financeira dele.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Labubu (Tom Holland) teaches his parents Mombubu (Anya Taylor Joy) and Dadbubu (played by aging comedian TBD) the importance of being yourself. Movie ends in a rave scene
A 'Labubu' movie is now in the works at Sony

(via THR)
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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最果ての宇宙
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Se alguém comprou minha dívida, ela está automaticamente paga. Se vire aí amigão
outra coisa que acho absurda é isso de comprar dívida. "ah, tal empresa que você não conhece comprou a dívida que você tinha conosco e agora você tem que negociar com eles".

não??? eu não tenho??? eu nunca vi essa empresa na vida e não devo nada pra eles???
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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A tour de force of minimalist design! Absolute marvelous exercise in the power of ellipsis! Also? Just really fun!

Cannot recommend this game enough to anyone who wants to see some of the best JRPG designers narrow the genre down to the very core pieces. Amazing, amazing, amazing.
DUNGEON ENCOUNTERS is $8.99 on US eShop buff.ly/SzGGAnF
US PSN buff.ly/dBfcdYB

Switch import $43 US Dollars at VGP buff.ly/Q8oUWQY
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.
December 5, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Entre as notícias de um vomitando merda o outro chupando piroca de rival político a semana tá massa
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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a possibilidade de que se essa foto do boquete sair vai ser o fim da carreira política do trump e não todas as acusações de pedofilia e estupro me deixa meio puta
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM