Fizzy Wizzy
@fizzardwizzard.bsky.social
i'm just a lil wizard fairy ✨
Anyone mind if this white boy raises a litter of snow golems this evening??
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Anyone mind if this white boy raises a litter of snow golems this evening??
strange, i've never heard anyone say that 🤨
they say outer space is hella soundless
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 AM
strange, i've never heard anyone say that 🤨
Pharolus the Horde King—the dragon from just over yonder—speaks out on his encounter with the bard in his new tell-all book "COMMAND: More Than Just Stolen Treasures"
BREAKING: local bard is in the Epstein files
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Pharolus the Horde King—the dragon from just over yonder—speaks out on his encounter with the bard in his new tell-all book "COMMAND: More Than Just Stolen Treasures"
BREAKING: local bard is in the Epstein files
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 AM
BREAKING: local bard is in the Epstein files
if i stay up all night pondering my looking glass, then tomorrow morning (and the horrors that it heralds) may never come to pass i think
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 AM
if i stay up all night pondering my looking glass, then tomorrow morning (and the horrors that it heralds) may never come to pass i think
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more sports should have a cosmic version
February 12, 2026 at 12:30 AM
more sports should have a cosmic version
The best part about parallel parking is that everyone can see I'm better than them
February 8, 2026 at 5:14 PM
The best part about parallel parking is that everyone can see I'm better than them
You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go.
February 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go.
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Listen you have no idea about my circumstances or what I’m up against (fending off my goblin horde and locking myself in a closet for a moments peace)
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Listen you have no idea about my circumstances or what I’m up against (fending off my goblin horde and locking myself in a closet for a moments peace)
people really need to do more whimsical bits.
my girlfriend said i had wings on my feet that she controls by snapping her fingers and i rolled on the bed, feet in the air, pleading for her to make it stop.
my girlfriend said i had wings on my feet that she controls by snapping her fingers and i rolled on the bed, feet in the air, pleading for her to make it stop.
June 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
people really need to do more whimsical bits.
my girlfriend said i had wings on my feet that she controls by snapping her fingers and i rolled on the bed, feet in the air, pleading for her to make it stop.
my girlfriend said i had wings on my feet that she controls by snapping her fingers and i rolled on the bed, feet in the air, pleading for her to make it stop.
just graduated from Rascal to Menace. love the fear i evoke with my new role but i gotta say, i'm not a fan of the pitchforks
June 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
just graduated from Rascal to Menace. love the fear i evoke with my new role but i gotta say, i'm not a fan of the pitchforks
so tired of all these COUNTRIES. what the fuck happened to PANGEA
June 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
so tired of all these COUNTRIES. what the fuck happened to PANGEA
Tag yourself. are you non-binary (autistic) or non-binary (two wolves)?
The devil on my shoulder is a man who tempts me to be lazy and the angel on my shoulder is a woman who prompts me to be better.
this is why i am non-binary.
this is why i am non-binary.
May 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Tag yourself. are you non-binary (autistic) or non-binary (two wolves)?
The devil on my shoulder is a man who tempts me to be lazy and the angel on my shoulder is a woman who prompts me to be better.
this is why i am non-binary.
this is why i am non-binary.
May 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The devil on my shoulder is a man who tempts me to be lazy and the angel on my shoulder is a woman who prompts me to be better.
this is why i am non-binary.
this is why i am non-binary.
see ya later! have fun dipping your toe in the monkey brain!
May 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
see ya later! have fun dipping your toe in the monkey brain!
sorry i haven't been active recently. i've been too busy delighting in the inherent whimsy of the world around me
May 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
sorry i haven't been active recently. i've been too busy delighting in the inherent whimsy of the world around me
please, McNuggets was my father. call me chicken.
May 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
please, McNuggets was my father. call me chicken.
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i did not piss my pants. when i got these pants they were already pissed in. the previous owner pissed their pants and i simply put on the pissy pants
May 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i did not piss my pants. when i got these pants they were already pissed in. the previous owner pissed their pants and i simply put on the pissy pants
That Eu Sem Você TikTok trend but with #gideontheninth characters
April 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
That Eu Sem Você TikTok trend but with #gideontheninth characters
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i am sick to death of hearing MC Wyzzard's unavoidable new single "Pussy Potion"
December 29, 2023 at 4:39 PM
i am sick to death of hearing MC Wyzzard's unavoidable new single "Pussy Potion"
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old boba art
March 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
old boba art
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smoking that shit that makes little musical notes come out of your mouth when you whistle
March 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
smoking that shit that makes little musical notes come out of your mouth when you whistle