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Fizzy Wizzy
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i'm just a lil wizard fairy ✨
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Anyone mind if this white boy raises a litter of snow golems this evening??
pov shot, pointing a wand at the snow and an ominous blue light glows from beneath its surface
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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The Void in question: a zoomed in image of a black cat's face. its tongue is sticking out
February 12, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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Warning sign depicting a hand above some squiggly lines that reads "WARNING Do not invoke The Worms"
February 12, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go.
the abominable snowman thing from Star Wars gingerly leaning into frame while holding a carcass.
February 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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behold: The Gift Horse
a disturbing illustration of the Gift Horse with an accompanying poem that reads as follows: "The Gift Horse is kind to people in need. / A thoughtful, a whimsical, magical steed. / Appears it to none but the sick and the weary, / To offer a gift in exchange for a query. / A query that's painful and heinously raw. / The answer gets stuck in your throat or your jaw. / Now pluck it up quick and speak with a smile, / And mind where you look during Gift Horse's trial. / Don't look at its nose or wrinkles or veins. / Don't look at its back or the lack of its reins. / Don't look to the side, to the ground, to the sky. / Whatever you do, do not look in its MOUTH. / Gazing inside of the gift horse's mouth, / Is something this patron considers uncouth. / Meeting its tongue and its teeth with your sight, / Is seen as a dastardly, bastardly slight. / The Gift Horse is typically quite a delight. / To give and to learn be its mission in life. / But if vision turns red and it rears for a fight, / You'll buckle and fall to the Gift Horse's might. "
March 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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call me milk
February 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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not sure why ross matthews still dresses like he did before he went on ozempic. looks like he raided his meemaw's closet #DragRace
February 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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screenshot of a Twitter post from @parasocialyte that says "the tiny sword is stored in the sword ring (for tiny duels)" with accompanying images of a ring with a tiny sword in it. on top of the screenshot, I've doodled my fairy oc flying up to OP's hand and swordfighting them with a sewing needle.
February 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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yay!
December 4, 2024 at 7:01 PM