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dylan 🍠
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all the magic power of a dog and the brute strength of a seagull.

they/he||24||tme
im too fucking lazy to actually switch nvm
January 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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God to the people building the tower of babel
November 23, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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wow i have gotten a lot more followers. as always: death to amerikkka! death to the occupation!
November 23, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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When Bigfoot emerged from the forests of the Pacific Northwest, he only had two things to call his own: a loping, inhuman gait, and a smoked salmon recipe that would change the business forever.
April 30, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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after another long day of browsing old court documents, i just want to remind everyone that if a stranger agrees to do something illegal with you and they keep asking you to say out loud what the illegal plan is, that’s because the officer is recording you.
November 23, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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Seattle-Fication Sequence
November 23, 2024 at 6:48 AM
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oughh
November 23, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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I am a survivor of the 1948 Nakba who lived to witness the 2024 genocide. I may not live to see justice be made, but I am certain our long struggle will be rewarded. Our grandchildren will live at home once again.
From ethnic cleansing to genocide
I am a survivor of the 1948 Nakba who lived to witness the 2024 genocide. I may not live to see justice be made, but I am certain our long struggle will be rewarded. Our grandchildren will live at…
mondoweiss.net
November 23, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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Huey wasn’t named after anyone in particular, I just kinda looked at him and was like yeah that’s huey
November 22, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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will you run with me
November 22, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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my haters coming for me:
November 23, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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new followers I have a quick question for you: can I wear your skin
November 20, 2024 at 4:35 AM
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Once again bluesky is labeling REAL people as spam - this is a VETTED campaign. They have a modest goal of $10k and are a little over halfway there. Please give generously.
October 11, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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THE SYMPTOMS WILL CONTINUE GETTING MORE MORBID UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
November 20, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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anyone else Feel like this
November 18, 2024 at 10:00 PM