Jowin Glastrum
@firstgreywarden.bsky.social
Former First Warden, Supreme Commander of Weisshaupt, and LinkedIn Recruiter. Rook can kick rocks.
Currently Residing in a Cave near Crestwood.
Quack
Currently Residing in a Cave near Crestwood.
Quack
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WHAT DO THESE ROOKS GOT TO SMILE ABOUT ANYWAY?
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
WHAT DO THESE ROOKS GOT TO SMILE ABOUT ANYWAY?
Don't invest in NFMs!!!!!! I wish SOMEONE would have warned me, so heed this kindness I pay to you--me, your FORMER Supreme Commander of Weisshaupt.
Donations are appreciated.
Donations are appreciated.
Remember when Non-Fungible Mementos were a thing? What ever happened to those?
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Don't invest in NFMs!!!!!! I wish SOMEONE would have warned me, so heed this kindness I pay to you--me, your FORMER Supreme Commander of Weisshaupt.
Donations are appreciated.
Donations are appreciated.
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Rude? Me? That's Anti Grey Warden propaganda, no doubt created by ROOK.
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Rude? Me? That's Anti Grey Warden propaganda, no doubt created by ROOK.
The Lion does not concern himself with burnout when there are Darkspawn to burn instead.
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
The Lion does not concern himself with burnout when there are Darkspawn to burn instead.
My Darkspawn companion and I want to wish everyone a happy DATV anniversary...even you, Rook.
ALTHOUGH this is all your fa--*gets dragged off-stage*
ALTHOUGH this is all your fa--*gets dragged off-stage*
October 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My Darkspawn companion and I want to wish everyone a happy DATV anniversary...even you, Rook.
ALTHOUGH this is all your fa--*gets dragged off-stage*
ALTHOUGH this is all your fa--*gets dragged off-stage*
Chat, I might be in love with a Darkspawn.
October 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Chat, I might be in love with a Darkspawn.
The Lion does not concern himself with the Darkspawn breaking down his Cellar door.
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The Lion does not concern himself with the Darkspawn breaking down his Cellar door.
"Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my Cellar door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my Cellar door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.
Put a makeshift door 🚪 on my cave. Calling it The Cellar because it reminds me of 🏰Weisshaupt's. Reminds me a little of Weisshaupt's prison too
Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴
Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴
October 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my Cellar door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my Cellar door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.
Put a makeshift door 🚪 on my cave. Calling it The Cellar because it reminds me of 🏰Weisshaupt's. Reminds me a little of Weisshaupt's prison too
Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴
Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴
October 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Put a makeshift door 🚪 on my cave. Calling it The Cellar because it reminds me of 🏰Weisshaupt's. Reminds me a little of Weisshaupt's prison too
Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴
Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴
The caves near Crestwood🥚are not THAT bad for shelter. 🐌
Fadenet connectivity sucks though. 🌐
I miss my Weisshaupt, Tails. 🏰
Fadenet connectivity sucks though. 🌐
I miss my Weisshaupt, Tails. 🏰
October 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The caves near Crestwood🥚are not THAT bad for shelter. 🐌
Fadenet connectivity sucks though. 🌐
I miss my Weisshaupt, Tails. 🏰
Fadenet connectivity sucks though. 🌐
I miss my Weisshaupt, Tails. 🏰
You may be wondering why your illustrious leader has disappeared. 👻
It is simple, dear recruit. 😔
Because of the NFM crash 🚗
I lost Weisshaupt 🏰
And the Fadenet 🌍
I lost the Wardens 🛡️
And we lost to the Sixth Blight 🧟
It's a dark time 🌕
My only reprieve ✌️
Is that it's all ROOK'S FAULT
It is simple, dear recruit. 😔
Because of the NFM crash 🚗
I lost Weisshaupt 🏰
And the Fadenet 🌍
I lost the Wardens 🛡️
And we lost to the Sixth Blight 🧟
It's a dark time 🌕
My only reprieve ✌️
Is that it's all ROOK'S FAULT
October 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You may be wondering why your illustrious leader has disappeared. 👻
It is simple, dear recruit. 😔
Because of the NFM crash 🚗
I lost Weisshaupt 🏰
And the Fadenet 🌍
I lost the Wardens 🛡️
And we lost to the Sixth Blight 🧟
It's a dark time 🌕
My only reprieve ✌️
Is that it's all ROOK'S FAULT
It is simple, dear recruit. 😔
Because of the NFM crash 🚗
I lost Weisshaupt 🏰
And the Fadenet 🌍
I lost the Wardens 🛡️
And we lost to the Sixth Blight 🧟
It's a dark time 🌕
My only reprieve ✌️
Is that it's all ROOK'S FAULT
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Happy Monday to everyone except Rook and the Inquisitor. I hope you both get caught up in eluvian traffic or whatever.
September 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Happy Monday to everyone except Rook and the Inquisitor. I hope you both get caught up in eluvian traffic or whatever.
@ Everyone who was mad about the Grey Wardens aligning with the Venatori when they care about our future financial independence, the continued strength of our industry, and personal self-improvement via teaching our Mages new magic.
Plus, they're just cool. A real friend.
Plus, they're just cool. A real friend.
It's so rude that they want to cut jobs from your people, Commander. The venatori would make sure you ALWAYS have work.
September 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
@ Everyone who was mad about the Grey Wardens aligning with the Venatori when they care about our future financial independence, the continued strength of our industry, and personal self-improvement via teaching our Mages new magic.
Plus, they're just cool. A real friend.
Plus, they're just cool. A real friend.
@ Dalish ????
Ugh, why won't Orlesians or the Dalish let us build a blightline through the Emerald Graves?
Don't they know it'll affect the blight industry??? Do they not care that they are putting many Grey Wardens out of work by not having blight around???
Don't they know it'll affect the blight industry??? Do they not care that they are putting many Grey Wardens out of work by not having blight around???
September 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
@ Dalish ????
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If we get this to 200, I will say exactly one nice thing about every dragon age protagonist
September 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If we get this to 200, I will say exactly one nice thing about every dragon age protagonist
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Privatize healing potions tbh. Stop leaving them scattered around the North for just any ol' person to use.
September 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Privatize healing potions tbh. Stop leaving them scattered around the North for just any ol' person to use.
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Get that coinpurse, Commander! 💰💰💰
September 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Get that coinpurse, Commander! 💰💰💰
This is why I SOLD all of Rook's personal effects! 🧠
💲I'm doubling down! 👇
As the Junior Wardens say, STONKS 💹
The biggest risk is never taking any RISKS, that's what I always say.
The ⚔️Wardens🛡️ are ✨RISK-TAKERS✨
💲I'm doubling down! 👇
As the Junior Wardens say, STONKS 💹
The biggest risk is never taking any RISKS, that's what I always say.
The ⚔️Wardens🛡️ are ✨RISK-TAKERS✨
So good, Commander. Like the numbers? They are doing things. They are going in directions. The biggest problem is that you haven't invested ENOUGH in NFMs, in my opinion.
September 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This is why I SOLD all of Rook's personal effects! 🧠
💲I'm doubling down! 👇
As the Junior Wardens say, STONKS 💹
The biggest risk is never taking any RISKS, that's what I always say.
The ⚔️Wardens🛡️ are ✨RISK-TAKERS✨
💲I'm doubling down! 👇
As the Junior Wardens say, STONKS 💹
The biggest risk is never taking any RISKS, that's what I always say.
The ⚔️Wardens🛡️ are ✨RISK-TAKERS✨
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Can you explain why I'm supposed to hit you with political maneuvering?
September 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Can you explain why I'm supposed to hit you with political maneuvering?
No to the first, yes to the latter.
It's called confidence 🌟
It's called confidence 🌟
Sometimes I wonder if Commander Jowin grows tired of hearing himself speak. Or if he enjoys hearing his own voice.
September 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
No to the first, yes to the latter.
It's called confidence 🌟
It's called confidence 🌟
Season 3? We put in the work 🧑🏭defeating Darkspawn 🧟all year 🗓️long.
September 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Season 3? We put in the work 🧑🏭defeating Darkspawn 🧟all year 🗓️long.
Woke up at 430am☀️ If you're a Grey Warden 🛡️, that's not early, that's expected. The Darkspawn don't sleep, and neither do we. 🪦
Earn your place; don't let an Ogre keep you down. 🧟
This is the Grind💪This is the Calling🩸
#RiseandGrind #bLIGHTwork #Wardens #NOROOKSALLOWED ❌
Earn your place; don't let an Ogre keep you down. 🧟
This is the Grind💪This is the Calling🩸
#RiseandGrind #bLIGHTwork #Wardens #NOROOKSALLOWED ❌
September 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Woke up at 430am☀️ If you're a Grey Warden 🛡️, that's not early, that's expected. The Darkspawn don't sleep, and neither do we. 🪦
Earn your place; don't let an Ogre keep you down. 🧟
This is the Grind💪This is the Calling🩸
#RiseandGrind #bLIGHTwork #Wardens #NOROOKSALLOWED ❌
Earn your place; don't let an Ogre keep you down. 🧟
This is the Grind💪This is the Calling🩸
#RiseandGrind #bLIGHTwork #Wardens #NOROOKSALLOWED ❌