Jowin Glastrum
@firstgreywarden.bsky.social
Former First Warden, Supreme Commander of Weisshaupt, and LinkedIn Recruiter. Rook can kick rocks.
Quack
Quack
Enemies of the *hic* Wardens:
1 - Knight
2 - Darkspawn
3 - Venatori
1 - Knight
2 - Darkspawn
3 - Venatori
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Enemies of the *hic* Wardens:
1 - Knight
2 - Darkspawn
3 - Venatori
1 - Knight
2 - Darkspawn
3 - Venatori
Hehehe, Jowin GlASStrum, amirite?
February 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Hehehe, Jowin GlASStrum, amirite?
And I'm the one being investigated when there are such crimes coming from the Inquisition? 🤔😒
Leliana hunted Exalted Marches, Fereldan turnips, and happy wee babes in a time before undead even existed.
February 7, 2026 at 11:06 PM
And I'm the one being investigated when there are such crimes coming from the Inquisition? 🤔😒
Perhaps we've lost sight of what's important.
Rook can KICK Rocks 24/7, 7/11, 9-5, 33, 6-7.
Rook can KICK Rocks 24/7, 7/11, 9-5, 33, 6-7.
I fear I may have lost sight in who my true enemy is. Yes, the Warden Commander and I have our disagreements, but we are united in our hatred of Rook.
Rook is not someone to admire. They are immature and abrasive for no reason. How could you expect the Grey Wardens to trust them??
Rook is not someone to admire. They are immature and abrasive for no reason. How could you expect the Grey Wardens to trust them??
February 6, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Perhaps we've lost sight of what's important.
Rook can KICK Rocks 24/7, 7/11, 9-5, 33, 6-7.
Rook can KICK Rocks 24/7, 7/11, 9-5, 33, 6-7.
Reposted by Jowin Glastrum
@firstgreywarden.bsky.social I have changed my mind. You will continue to distribute this protein powder.
FYI... this "Blood of the Griffon" was also tested and found to be Archdemon blood!! 🩸🩸🩸
So yeah, there's Archdemon blood in that "protein powder"... another ingredient used during the Joining to turn people into Wardens.
Oops.. spilled another Warden secret.... 😆 *runs and hides*
So yeah, there's Archdemon blood in that "protein powder"... another ingredient used during the Joining to turn people into Wardens.
Oops.. spilled another Warden secret.... 😆 *runs and hides*
BLOOD OF THE GRIFFON IS AN ALCHEMICAL MIXTURE, TAUGHT TO WARDENS BY A WITCH OF THE WILDS CENTURIES AGO. 🧪
IT IS NOT LITERALLY THE BLOOD OF A GRIFFON. 😱
NO GRIFFONS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN. 🙅♂️
IT IS NOT LITERALLY THE BLOOD OF A GRIFFON. 😱
NO GRIFFONS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN. 🙅♂️
February 6, 2026 at 4:02 AM
@firstgreywarden.bsky.social I have changed my mind. You will continue to distribute this protein powder.
Reposted by Jowin Glastrum
Alright, First Warden.
Hand me a bottle.
If I live, I’ll have my proof.
If I die…
Hand me a bottle.
If I live, I’ll have my proof.
If I die…
February 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Alright, First Warden.
Hand me a bottle.
If I live, I’ll have my proof.
If I die…
Hand me a bottle.
If I live, I’ll have my proof.
If I die…
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So basically
February 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
So basically
It is for inane acts like this that our alliance was destroyed.
February 5, 2026 at 11:52 PM
It is for inane acts like this that our alliance was destroyed.
BLOOD OF THE GRIFFON IS AN ALCHEMICAL MIXTURE, TAUGHT TO WARDENS BY A WITCH OF THE WILDS CENTURIES AGO. 🧪
IT IS NOT LITERALLY THE BLOOD OF A GRIFFON. 😱
NO GRIFFONS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN. 🙅♂️
IT IS NOT LITERALLY THE BLOOD OF A GRIFFON. 😱
NO GRIFFONS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN. 🙅♂️
@firstgreywarden.bsky.social EXPLAIN YOURSELF
February 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM
BLOOD OF THE GRIFFON IS AN ALCHEMICAL MIXTURE, TAUGHT TO WARDENS BY A WITCH OF THE WILDS CENTURIES AGO. 🧪
IT IS NOT LITERALLY THE BLOOD OF A GRIFFON. 😱
NO GRIFFONS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN. 🙅♂️
IT IS NOT LITERALLY THE BLOOD OF A GRIFFON. 😱
NO GRIFFONS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN. 🙅♂️
Reposted by Jowin Glastrum
Look, the Venatori and I may be enemies on the battlefield, but they are taste PERSONIFIED with a certain...a certain je ne sais quoi. 🤌
I'm sorry that you lack DRIP. 🧦
I'm sorry that you lack DRIP. 🧦
February 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Look, the Venatori and I may be enemies on the battlefield, but they are taste PERSONIFIED with a certain...a certain je ne sais quoi. 🤌
I'm sorry that you lack DRIP. 🧦
I'm sorry that you lack DRIP. 🧦
FINE. Yes. Wardendurance Protein is made with a touch of The Blight, a hint of Red Lyrium, and some lovely Blood of the Griffon. Any claim of negative impacts is completely fabricated, however. It is safe—everyone I know uses it. 😀
There's no price too high for adequate GAINS 💪
There's no price too high for adequate GAINS 💪
February 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
FINE. Yes. Wardendurance Protein is made with a touch of The Blight, a hint of Red Lyrium, and some lovely Blood of the Griffon. Any claim of negative impacts is completely fabricated, however. It is safe—everyone I know uses it. 😀
There's no price too high for adequate GAINS 💪
There's no price too high for adequate GAINS 💪
An average day in Minrathous.
Keeping Thedas safe one Darkspawn, one Venatori at a time.
Keeping Thedas safe one Darkspawn, one Venatori at a time.
January 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
An average day in Minrathous.
Keeping Thedas safe one Darkspawn, one Venatori at a time.
Keeping Thedas safe one Darkspawn, one Venatori at a time.
Running? The Wardens do not "run." The First Warden...I do not run. 👟
We are a Bulwark defending against Encroaching Darkness. 🛡️
We are an Army of Steel serving Kings and Peasants alike. 🗡️
We wage war and win. We maintain vigilance. We bleed and die for Thedas.🐲
We stand alone at the edge. ⚔️
We are a Bulwark defending against Encroaching Darkness. 🛡️
We are an Army of Steel serving Kings and Peasants alike. 🗡️
We wage war and win. We maintain vigilance. We bleed and die for Thedas.🐲
We stand alone at the edge. ⚔️
The shadow teaches. Power promised quickly walks as a lie. All these quick riches and gains…what are you running from Ser?
January 29, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Running? The Wardens do not "run." The First Warden...I do not run. 👟
We are a Bulwark defending against Encroaching Darkness. 🛡️
We are an Army of Steel serving Kings and Peasants alike. 🗡️
We wage war and win. We maintain vigilance. We bleed and die for Thedas.🐲
We stand alone at the edge. ⚔️
We are a Bulwark defending against Encroaching Darkness. 🛡️
We are an Army of Steel serving Kings and Peasants alike. 🗡️
We wage war and win. We maintain vigilance. We bleed and die for Thedas.🐲
We stand alone at the edge. ⚔️
For the benefit of the Wardens 🛡️
I seek a legendary shield known as the Wedge of Destiny 🧀
In exchange 🤝
I offer a lifetime supply of Wardendurance Protein 💪
I seek a legendary shield known as the Wedge of Destiny 🧀
In exchange 🤝
I offer a lifetime supply of Wardendurance Protein 💪
January 29, 2026 at 12:20 AM
For the benefit of the Wardens 🛡️
I seek a legendary shield known as the Wedge of Destiny 🧀
In exchange 🤝
I offer a lifetime supply of Wardendurance Protein 💪
I seek a legendary shield known as the Wedge of Destiny 🧀
In exchange 🤝
I offer a lifetime supply of Wardendurance Protein 💪
Eating potato chips 🥔
January 28, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Eating potato chips 🥔
Reposted by Jowin Glastrum
⚔️🛡🗡
In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice.
January 25, 2026 at 4:42 PM
⚔️🛡🗡
Hey. Not cool. You're just like @venatori4life.bsky.social
A code for losers 😜
@firstgreywarden.bsky.social
@firstgreywarden.bsky.social
In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice.
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Hey. Not cool. You're just like @venatori4life.bsky.social
Who are you calling an old man!? 👴
I'm in my PRIME, thanks to Wardenendurance Protein. 💪
Those who fall behind, stay behind 😤
Use code GlasTRONG at checkout for our special B1G1 promo 💲
I'm in my PRIME, thanks to Wardenendurance Protein. 💪
Those who fall behind, stay behind 😤
Use code GlasTRONG at checkout for our special B1G1 promo 💲
Your fascination with tyrants and bullies will be your undoing, Rook. We must indulge an old man.
January 25, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Who are you calling an old man!? 👴
I'm in my PRIME, thanks to Wardenendurance Protein. 💪
Those who fall behind, stay behind 😤
Use code GlasTRONG at checkout for our special B1G1 promo 💲
I'm in my PRIME, thanks to Wardenendurance Protein. 💪
Those who fall behind, stay behind 😤
Use code GlasTRONG at checkout for our special B1G1 promo 💲
Trolling the First Warden is NOT Allowed 🚫🙅♂️👎
(But it is encouraged)
(But it is encouraged)
January 23, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Trolling the First Warden is NOT Allowed 🚫🙅♂️👎
(But it is encouraged)
(But it is encouraged)
What is this? Lies and sedition against the Wardens!
So many making the grifter pivot these days!
(I heard he puts tainted blood in the wardurance as a way to trap people in and boost his conscription numbers)
(I heard he puts tainted blood in the wardurance as a way to trap people in and boost his conscription numbers)
January 23, 2026 at 11:00 PM
What is this? Lies and sedition against the Wardens!
LRP: It's like I don't even know you anymore.
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
LRP: It's like I don't even know you anymore.
Reposted by Jowin Glastrum
Please deal with my EX-bestie @firstgreywarden.bsky.social please.
January 23, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Please deal with my EX-bestie @firstgreywarden.bsky.social please.
Who even needs friends when you're as swole as the Wardens DAD 💪
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January 23, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Who even needs friends when you're as swole as the Wardens DAD 💪