Illario Dellamorte
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Illario Dellamorte
@illarioftreviso.bsky.social
35 - gay - possessed by Envy
Pinned
BASICS
~ MDNI | NSFW
~ Mun is 30+
~ Semi-Serious
~ Treviso Saved / Illario Spared
~ MV / MS Friendly
~ Ship With Chem
The real reason I can’t cook?

I spent all my free time watching the handsome fencers in the training yard.

Bare chests glistening, the footwork, the swords competing for dominance…

… What were we talking about again?
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
She’s supposed to be dead.
You think you can come into my bar and stuff a demon into the Demon of Vyrantium?
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Fobbing, fooling… *[smirks, lost in memories]*
Fobbing around with the nobles is just an enjoyable side benefit.
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I hope everyone is well, today! Envy and I have been rather busy, but a good busy. Markets, estate financials, enough to make a head spin.

But, I wouldn’t trade this life for any other.
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Normally, I would’ve obliged, but I have been informed that this Corypheus is an even worse sort of darkspawn, so…
Someone needs to stay back and shamelessly flirt with Corypheus.
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Donkeys, no. Cute asses, yes.

And don’t try to switch that around, little book.
Perhaps one day Illario will watch over a pack of donkeys.
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
*[puts on a necklace with the crest of a certain Merchant family, grinning softly to himself]*
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I’m not blighted, despite my… previous affiliations, but I will gladly do so.
Stick a Warden cock in your taint, Blighty!
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
*[stiffens, almost imperceptibly]* Oh, goody.
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
*[places a large package outside @vyrantiumdemon.bsky.social’s door in the lighthouse, knocks, and hides, trying not to tear up]*
November 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Oh, ma Vhenas! You didn’t need to do thi- *[stops in his tracks, eyes going wide as he looks to Alistair]*

You didn’t. *[noises of excitement and joy as he opens the package and sees the nug within]*

Hi, buddy! Hello! Oh, you are precious! *[holds the nug close, eyes tearing up]*
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Happy Birthday, my Love, my Vhenas @illarioftreviso.bsky.social

I got you a little something...
*shuffles and fidgets nervously*

*He gestures towards a rather large pink floral themed gift. It has several large air holes cut into the sides and the whole thing is rattling around... and squeaking..*
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Ah, 36 years old already. And with no twink death to speak of.

He’s hoping the next year will be even better - to Lucanis and I both. Birthday twins that we are.
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Any Crow could tell you this.
For a lady friend, perhaps? Tall, supple leather boots can open any woman's heart, you know.
November 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The Butcher’s days are numbered. The Crows Rule Antiva, and Treviso will be free.
Antivans need to accept that The Butcher cares more about Treviso culture than they do and they should listen to him.
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I have lost nine aunts and uncles, six cousins, and my first love.

Along with my Nonno, but I don’t speak of him.

For a year, I thought Lucanis dead. By my own actions, but it left me a shell of a man.

I… will lose Alistair to the Calling.

Emmrich is much older than I…

Vi is dying, too…
I cannot bury another friend.
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Are there any reputable wyvern breeders in Thedas?
November 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Happy Halloween, all! Do be careful tonight, I would hate to see something happen to anyone.

… Why does that always sound a threat when I say it?
October 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Spite is not fond of puzzles, it’s true.
No sign of Spite. Just foreign tyranny, or a puzzle, or something.
October 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Why am I not surprised that you support them.
Antivans really should consider voting for Govenor Ivenci. They are really the only viable option after The Butcher.

Sure, the way they handled the blight did more harm than good, and their backroom dealings with the antaam are suspect, but do you REALLY trust the Crows to lead you out of this???
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Good morning, everyone!
<GOOD MORNING! FRIENDS!>
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Pirates… are quite fun <3
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Was anybody going to tell me how comfortable hammocks are?
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So do I, what’s your point?
"Didn't your father cut you off from your inheritance" LOOK, at least I have a dad to disappoint.
October 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Why yes, yes I would have some fun with a me from a different universe.

I don’t doubt we’d both be left spent and completely undone.
October 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Noted. Though, you know… I wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to enjoy a drink. Especially with one as… handsome as you.
"Yes. The offer still stands. I am always looking for a reasonable excuse to enjoy some drinks."
*[chuckles]* I will make sure to do so. *[tries to recall the man’s opinion on tomatoes but comes up empty, before remembering, realizing]*

I believe you’ve already met this man once before. Him and his love - my cousin.
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM