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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau
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Kim thought this would be a neat way to get my ideas out there instead of standing in silence staring into the void that engulfs us all that we call our soul.

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
They had a perfectly good chance to write Ezra Miller out of The Flash movie by electrifying him to death and they didn’t do it.

That movie wasn’t just bad, that movie was amoral.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Terrorist meets Terrorist
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
They keep saying I paid them in Santa Fe Chicken Sandwiches
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Love isn't silly at all
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Angel with a pompadour
Crying laughing why is THIS the preview image for Hazbin Guarantee??? 😂😭
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I want Gambit’s ult to be him tossing all his cards into an area and creating an AOE zone of denial.

“52 Pick-up, mon amie.”
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
James Bond once battled an assassin with global acclaim known for having a gun made out of what looked like regular household objects and whose only real identifier was that he had a third nipple.

I think he can come back from the dead.
You guys, James Bond once fought a giant with a metal mouth in space. His CIA counterpart in that film was named "Holly Goodhead". He drove a Lotus Esprit underwater!

I think we can bring him back from the dead.
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I just want to tell
Stories
And make people laugh
And make people happy
And keep good people safe

There’s no place in this world as it is for me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Ow.
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"Could this be love?"

Pentious was alive in the late 1800s, died, and presumably has been in Hell for 150-200 years. He buried himself in his work in life and death out of the guilt he felt for his sin

Is this the first time the boy felt like he was in love?

#HazbinHotel #SirPentious #CherriSnake
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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The Princess Of Hell...

#HazbinHotel | #CharlieMorningstar | #Art
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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This opens the door for Jack Smith to challenge Trump’s INVALID PARDON

Present the case of Insurrection in the
Supreme Court.

He cannot pardon his co-conspirators or himself.
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 AM
So lemme get this straight.

You pandered to the mouthbreathing homophobic racists, and are now shocked that you starting in a movie about a lesbian boxer tanked.

Congratulations. You played yourself.

Don’t worry though, I’m sure American Outfitters could use another cashier.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I hate so much of this world.

It’s a goddamn travesty that we got this big beautiful blue ball of life you fucking shitwads let the worst fucking possible people be in charge.

Fuck you all.
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I just can’t win.
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Ro Khanna, who has called for Chuck Schumer to be replaced, says the only reason other Democrats aren't calling for it is because it would "offend a lot of donors."

"Are we gonna be beholden to the donors that have gotten us two terms of Donald Trump, or are we gonna listen to people?"
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There needs to be some kind of anti-Nobel Prize we can hand out to these dumb fucks
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
He’s definitely a looker
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Centerists are all cowards.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Underrated and over it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I need new writing ideas

Really thinking of just writing a personal fantasy where a bunch of white supremacists get butchered
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM